Dictionary For Words In Women's Personal Ads

**WiredGuy** · 05-31-2005, 05:08 PM

There should be one for men too

WG

**TheLegacy** · 05-31-2005, 05:09 PM

wonder how long it took for you to compile that list

**KRosh** · 05-31-2005, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by TheLegacy

wonder how long it took for you to compile that list

I sweated over it for months

**KMR Stitch** · 05-31-2005, 05:25 PM

I agree with that list =)

**woj** · 05-31-2005, 05:56 PM

that list is actually very true

**KRosh** · 05-31-2005, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by WiredGuy

There should be one for men too

WG

wg . I will let you come up with that one .. I am already the bad guy

lol

**reynold** · 05-31-2005, 07:32 PM

NIce description, I wonder if how feminist groups would react on that!

**KRosh** · 05-31-2005, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by reynold

NIce description, I wonder if how feminist groups would react on that!

the same way they react to you promoting porn I guess

**d00t** · 05-31-2005, 11:38 PM

looks fairly accurate

**Pretty_Lara** · 06-01-2005, 12:20 AM

exact list, i think women will agree with it

**juve20** · 06-01-2005, 12:24 AM

you forgot cuddly! that also means fat.

tony

**Snake Doctor** · 06-01-2005, 12:32 AM

Don't forget the language translations....very important when dealing with the opposite sex.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

**Snake Doctor** · 06-01-2005, 12:35 AM

And here's the dictionary for words in Men's personal ads (feel free to add your own)
40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit........... Banging your sister
Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.......... Arrogant
Very good looking..... Dumb as a board
Honest................ Pathological Liar
Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy
Mature................ Older than your father
Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Sensitive............. Gay
Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts

**Snake Doctor** · 06-01-2005, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by KRosh

DICTIONARY FOR WORDS IN WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish............................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone

Athletic....................................No breasts

Average looking..................................Ugly

Beautiful.......................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure.....................On medication

Feminist........................................Fa t

Free spirit...................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former slut

Fun.........................................Annoyi ng

New-Age...............Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned................................No BJs

Open-minded................................Desperate

Outgoing........ ............Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate............................Sloppy drunk

Professional..................................Bitc h

Voluptuous..................................Very Fat

Large frame...............................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate..............................Stalker

Here's a few more

Social...................... Has been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray

Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic

Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light

Young at heart.............. Old bat

Dictionary For Words In Women's Personal Ads

Dictionary For Words In Women's Personal Ads

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