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  • Huggles
    GFY'S #1 retard
    • Feb 2003
    • 12509
    #1

    I wake up and my girlfriend is in the hospital...

    Last night we went out for a snack. We went to this local restaraunt and she ordered a strawberry iced tea with real strawberries floating in it!


    I told her, those strawberries are only for show! Look at them! They looked like runty strawberries. She said nonsense, speared them with her straw, and ate a couple.


    I wake up and she's in the hospital. I called her and sure enough she had food poisoning and she's puking and shitting and can barely move. The hospital just sent her home after giving her 3 fluid drips.


    Lesson here, do not eat the garnish!
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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568
      #2
      She shoulda listened to ya.

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        • LittleSassy
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          • May 2005
          • 7402
          #3
          should have listened...is she ok now?

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            • Huggles
              GFY'S #1 retard
              • Feb 2003
              • 12509
              #4
              No I have to go over there and take care of her, if I have to clean up barf I'm going to call Molly Maid over while I hit the liquor store!
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                • detoxed
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 17798
                  #5
                  bitch deserved it

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                    • nojob
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                      • Feb 2004
                      • 3682
                      #6
                      good luck with that.

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                        • sherie
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 7020
                          #7
                          Awe, that's awful. I hope she feels better soon. I am a firm believer in a garnish is just that, a garnish!
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                            • Huggles
                              GFY'S #1 retard
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12509
                              #8
                              Originally posted by detoxed
                              bitch deserved it





                              Yeah I told her those strawberries looked a little shifty
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                                • Phoenix
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 35475
                                  #9
                                  ugh sucks to hear man..sorry

                                  call the restaurant and let them know you are pissed

                                  maybe a free strawberry shake!!!!
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                                    • Martin
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                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 17277
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Huggles
                                      No I have to go over there and take care of her, if I have to clean up barf I'm going to call Molly Maid over while I hit the liquor store!
                                      haha nice....

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                                        • Head
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 8278
                                          #11
                                          Hope she's feelin better bro!

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                                            • CoinsCuties
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                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 205
                                              #12
                                              Sorry to hear that Huggles, hope she gets better!

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                                                • Terry
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 1604
                                                  #13
                                                  Sorry to hear that dude.. even more sorry for you having to go over there... food poisoning is almost as bad as passing a stone!
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                                                    • davethetruth
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                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2806
                                                      #14
                                                      Yikes! That sucks! I always eat the garnishes.
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                                                        • Huggles
                                                          GFY'S #1 retard
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 12509
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by davethetruth
                                                          Yikes! That sucks! I always eat the garnishes.

                                                          Haha me too, most of the time



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                                                            • TDF
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                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 27296
                                                              #16
                                                              never eat the decorations
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                                                                • BuggyG
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                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 4179
                                                                  #17
                                                                  once again
                                                                  a woman thinks she knows best
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                                                                    • L0stMind
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                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 1681
                                                                      #18
                                                                      What restaurant so I know what to avoid. Sounds exactly like what my girl would order.

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                                                                        • HpicAnn
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                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 4319
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I hope she feels better now..
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                                                                            • Furious_Male
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                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 16884
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Garnish or not she shouldn't get food poisoning from them. I would complain without a doubt.
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                                                                                • canplayer
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                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                  • 557
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  well most restaurants don't put food in the drinks for 'show', but I would definitely tell the restaurant they served rotten food.
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                                                                                    • PenisFace
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                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 3774
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Huggles
                                                                                      Last night we went out for a snack. We went to this local restaraunt and she ordered a strawberry iced tea with real strawberries floating in it!


                                                                                      I told her, those strawberries are only for show! Look at them! They looked like runty strawberries. She said nonsense, speared them with her straw, and ate a couple.


                                                                                      I wake up and she's in the hospital. I called her and sure enough she had food poisoning and she's puking and shitting and can barely move. The hospital just sent her home after giving her 3 fluid drips.


                                                                                      Lesson here, do not eat the garnish!

                                                                                      Ouch. Nothing is worse than food poisoning. I ate some bad meat or something once and it violated my insides. Never felt worse in my life. And since I've quoted you, can I have your Supra? Prettttty pleassse
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                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 51692
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by detoxed
                                                                                          bitch deserved it
                                                                                          prff ... if I go in a restaurent ... and they serve me crappy food, I don't deserve it . The owner will deserve my punch in his face most likely . We are lucky here we have very strict restaurent rules compared to some other places .
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                                                                                            • RRRED
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                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 6754
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I would go down there with a frigging machine gun...

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                                                                                                • Barefootsies
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 42635
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Sorry to hear that mate.

                                                                                                  Hopefully she gets to feeling better soon. I've had the double barrel food poinsoning a few times myself. Almost everytime has been because of McDonald's, which is why I no longer eat there, and haven't for years.

                                                                                                  Food poisoning, especially double barrel will either get you to the hospital, or kneeling by the throne all night.

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                                                                                                    • reynold
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 51271
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Wish she gets well soon..

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                                                                                                        • Screaming
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                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                          • 18972
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          nothing should give her food poisoning, i would check in to that and report it, i hope she feels better

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                                                                                                            • sniperwolf
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                              • 17743
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              i hope she gets well soon...
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                                                                                                                • sonofsam
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                  • 18642
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                                                                  I would go down there with a frigging machine gun...
                                                                                                                  holy shit, my eyes read that as "i would go down on her" and after huggles saying that she was puking and shitting everywhere... that almost made me barf

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                                                                                                                    • Antonio
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                      • 14136
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      sue the motherfuckers

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