The morning wood..explain!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

kaylacruz · 05-31-2005, 07:01 AM

Hey everyone,

Got a penis question, as I don't have one (and no I NEVER did either! lol) I can never understand exactly how these work!

What's the story with the morning wood? Is this cuz you have to pee? Or are you horny INSTANTLY when you wake up? really, what is going on with these things, can you not control when you get hard and when not to?

REVEAL THE SECRETS GENTS..lol

xox

K

psili · 05-31-2005, 07:02 AM

The brain in the cock usually wakes before the brain in the head.
*shrug*
Dunno why and I won't question it until it stops happening like that.

chadglni · 05-31-2005, 07:02 AM

The question is, what are YOU going to do about it?

kaylacruz · 05-31-2005, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

The brain in the cock usually wakes before the brain in the head.
*shrug*
Dunno why and I won't question it until it stops happening like that.

good answer - so true!!!

kaylacruz · 05-31-2005, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

The question is, what are YOU going to do about it?

They are very demanding things, pointing at me first thing in the morning!!!!

David! · 05-31-2005, 07:05 AM

Erections are mostly controlled by the autonomic nervous system. The parasympathetic part functions during relaxed states. Erections actually occur when men are in relaxed states (you don't need blood going to your penis when you are running from a lion) and early morning is simply one of the most relaxed states.

XxXotic · 05-31-2005, 07:06 AM

to keep you from pissing your pants in your sleep. typically when a male has an erection its harder for him to let loose the juice so to speak so the body gives itself an erection so that you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

kaylacruz · 05-31-2005, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan

Erections are mostly controlled by the autonomic nervous system. The parasympathetic part functions during relaxed states. Erections actually occur when men are in relaxed states (you don't need blood going to your penis when you are running from a lion) and early morning is simply one of the most relaxed states.

Nicely said pussyman,

Ok so what about the control of the when hard and when not hard? Even if there is something sexually arousing goin on infront of you? Can it be controlled?

I would like to see a man with a hard penis runniung from a lion!!!!!!

Ok where are the pic experts? hahaha

kaylacruz · 05-31-2005, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic

to keep you from pissing your pants in your sleep. typically when a male has an erection its harder for him to let loose the juice so to speak so the body gives itself an erection so that you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

HAHAHA well said XXxXotic!!

Ok it's starting to make more sense

WebTitan · 05-31-2005, 07:10 AM

can go either way....i get them when i have to pee or if i wake up too close to the wife ;)

kaylacruz · 05-31-2005, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebTitan

can go either way....i get them when i have to pee or if i wake up too close to the wife ;)

hehehehe

I don't know how you guys walk around with them!!! lol

I just like thier abilities ;) haha when used correctly.

ER!C L!VE · 05-31-2005, 07:13 AM

I've read that it's because of higher hormone levels in the morning - primarily testosterone.

Ever noticed that you're more horny in the morning too?

chupachups · 05-31-2005, 07:16 AM

Whats the story morning glory ;)

Remember guys, lack of morning wood is a bad sign.....

kaylacruz · 05-31-2005, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ER!C L!VE

I've read that it's because of higher hormone levels in the morning - primarily testosterone.

Ever noticed that you're more horny in the morning too?

Morning sex is sooooooooo good!!!!!!!!

kaylacruz · 05-31-2005, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chupachups

Whats the story morning glory ;)

Remember guys, lack of morning wood is a bad sign.....

no morning wood.. time for mourning..

BillyHoe · 05-31-2005, 09:27 AM

So what about afternoon wood? Will you help with that too?

axelcat · 05-31-2005, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

The brain in the cock usually wakes before the brain in the head.
*shrug*
Dunno why and I won't question it until it stops happening like that.

who · 05-31-2005, 09:29 AM

I think it keeps the piss in. It's terribly HARD to piss with a stiff cock.

Scott McD · 05-31-2005, 09:32 AM

My gf is always a horny mofo in the mornings.

We hardly ever fuck at night. Doesn't bother me...

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