The morning wood..explain!!!

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  • kaylacruz
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 495

    #1

    The morning wood..explain!!!

    Hey everyone,

    Got a penis question, as I don't have one (and no I NEVER did either! lol) I can never understand exactly how these work!

    What's the story with the morning wood? Is this cuz you have to pee? Or are you horny INSTANTLY when you wake up? really, what is going on with these things, can you not control when you get hard and when not to?

    REVEAL THE SECRETS GENTS..lol

    xox

    K
    Kayla

  • psili
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 5526

    #2
    The brain in the cock usually wakes before the brain in the head.
    *shrug*
    Dunno why and I won't question it until it stops happening like that.
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    • chadglni
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 6924

      #3
      The question is, what are YOU going to do about it?


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      • kaylacruz
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 495

        #4
        Originally posted by psili
        The brain in the cock usually wakes before the brain in the head.
        *shrug*
        Dunno why and I won't question it until it stops happening like that.

        good answer - so true!!!
        Kayla

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        • kaylacruz
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2005
          • 495

          #5
          Originally posted by chadglni
          The question is, what are YOU going to do about it?
          They are very demanding things, pointing at me first thing in the morning!!!!
          Kayla

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          • David!
            By the wrath of Agamemnon
            • Apr 2004
            • 6501

            #6
            Erections are mostly controlled by the autonomic nervous system. The parasympathetic part functions during relaxed states. Erections actually occur when men are in relaxed states (you don't need blood going to your penis when you are running from a lion) and early morning is simply one of the most relaxed states.
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            • XxXotic
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 8500

              #7
              to keep you from pissing your pants in your sleep. typically when a male has an erection its harder for him to let loose the juice so to speak so the body gives itself an erection so that you don't piss yourself in your sleep.
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              • kaylacruz
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 495

                #8
                Originally posted by PussyMan
                Erections are mostly controlled by the autonomic nervous system. The parasympathetic part functions during relaxed states. Erections actually occur when men are in relaxed states (you don't need blood going to your penis when you are running from a lion) and early morning is simply one of the most relaxed states.

                Nicely said pussyman,

                Ok so what about the control of the when hard and when not hard? Even if there is something sexually arousing goin on infront of you? Can it be controlled?

                I would like to see a man with a hard penis runniung from a lion!!!!!!

                Ok where are the pic experts? hahaha
                Kayla

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                • kaylacruz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 495

                  #9
                  Originally posted by XxXotic
                  to keep you from pissing your pants in your sleep. typically when a male has an erection its harder for him to let loose the juice so to speak so the body gives itself an erection so that you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

                  HAHAHA well said XXxXotic!!

                  Ok it's starting to make more sense
                  Kayla

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                  • WebTitan
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 5114

                    #10
                    can go either way....i get them when i have to pee or if i wake up too close to the wife ;)

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                    • kaylacruz
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 495

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WebTitan
                      can go either way....i get them when i have to pee or if i wake up too close to the wife ;)

                      hehehehe

                      I don't know how you guys walk around with them!!! lol

                      I just like thier abilities ;) haha when used correctly.
                      Kayla

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                      • ER!C L!VE
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 724

                        #12
                        I've read that it's because of higher hormone levels in the morning - primarily testosterone.

                        Ever noticed that you're more horny in the morning too?
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                        • chupachups
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 6576

                          #13
                          Whats the story morning glory ;)

                          Remember guys, lack of morning wood is a bad sign.....

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                          • kaylacruz
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 495

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
                            I've read that it's because of higher hormone levels in the morning - primarily testosterone.

                            Ever noticed that you're more horny in the morning too?

                            Morning sex is sooooooooo good!!!!!!!!
                            Kayla

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                            • kaylacruz
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 495

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Chupachups
                              Whats the story morning glory ;)

                              Remember guys, lack of morning wood is a bad sign.....

                              no morning wood.. time for mourning..
                              Kayla

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                              • BillyHoe
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 2214

                                #16
                                So what about afternoon wood? Will you help with that too?

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                                • axelcat
                                  Adult Locals
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 25450

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by psili
                                  The brain in the cock usually wakes before the brain in the head.
                                  *shrug*
                                  Dunno why and I won't question it until it stops happening like that.

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                                  • who
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 19593

                                    #18
                                    I think it keeps the piss in. It's terribly HARD to piss with a stiff cock.

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                                    • Scott McD
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67798

                                      #19
                                      My gf is always a horny mofo in the mornings.

                                      We hardly ever fuck at night. Doesn't bother me...


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