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Paraskass · 05-30-2005, 03:02 PM

Do you have it hanging to the left?
Do you have it hanging to the right?
Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

Also, are you left handed or right handed?

My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

thanks.

Harmon · 05-30-2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

Do you have it hanging to the left?
Do you have it hanging to the right?
Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

Also, are you left handed or right handed?

My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

thanks.

Ditto

TDF · 05-30-2005, 03:04 PM

gheyyyyy

guschi2k · 05-30-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

Do you have it hanging to the left?
..............
My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

thanks.

same here

and FYI...TDF's rests over his left shoulder + he's right handed

Paraskass · 05-30-2005, 03:09 PM

ok, so as of right now we have 3 right handers that position it to the left....

come on lefties, what do you do?

TurboAngel · 05-30-2005, 03:10 PM

I don't have one thanks for asking.

mardigras · 05-30-2005, 03:11 PM

I'm ambidextrous... I'm all over the place

Violetta · 05-30-2005, 03:16 PM

hangs to the left, and Im right handed

kernelpanic · 05-30-2005, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I don't have one thanks for asking.

pics please

kernelpanic · 05-30-2005, 03:18 PM

I'm right handed, and mine hangs to the left

Nysus · 05-30-2005, 03:19 PM

I use mine as a kickstand.

Matt

Muff · 05-30-2005, 03:19 PM

Righty and to the left.

alexg · 05-30-2005, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky

hangs to the left, and Im right handed

same here

Nysus · 05-30-2005, 03:22 PM

Everyone, you do realize, if you're right handed, you likely jerked off initially with your right hand while you were growing, therefore putting a curve to the right on the shaft of your penis, therefore displacing balance, which is why it would hang in the opposite direction; left.

Matt

VicD · 05-30-2005, 03:33 PM

i'll wrap it around my waist

alexg · 05-30-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nysus

Everyone, you do realize, if you're right handed, you likely jerked off initially with your right hand while you were growing, therefore putting a curve to the right on the shaft of your penis, therefore displacing balance, which is why it would hang in the opposite direction; left.

Matt

then how would you explain my case? I'm right handed, and I only masturbate with my LEFT hand, and my penis hangs to the left.

I know... I was born in Ukraine in the year chernobyl disaster happened.. this must be the reason

bllott · 05-30-2005, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

Do you have it hanging to the left?
Do you have it hanging to the right?
Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

Also, are you left handed or right handed?

My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

thanks.

right handed and to the left means that you jerk off with your hand
you should consider switching hands or jerking off with your left hand to make it go to the right eventually so that its' in the middle evened out

JD · 05-30-2005, 03:42 PM

i tuck mine into my left sock

opflix · 05-30-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

then how would you explain my case? I'm right handed, and I only masturbate with my LEFT hand, and my penis hangs to the left.

I know... I was born in Ukraine in the year chernobyl disaster happened.. this must be the reason

right-handed, masturbate-left, hang right .... damn, it sounds like i'm giving directions to the move theater or something...

...

bdld · 05-30-2005, 03:53 PM

between my legs and it rests in my anus.

Michaelious · 05-30-2005, 03:53 PM

i position it wherever she wants it lol

Rob · 05-30-2005, 03:55 PM

Up. Hard.

TurboAngel · 05-30-2005, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic

pics please

There are pics here some where.

MBS Auto · 05-30-2005, 04:23 PM

Left!!!..................

sniperwolf · 05-30-2005, 04:46 PM

lol.. i can't believe you guys are discussing this....

want to see some proof!!!

Pete-KT · 05-30-2005, 04:47 PM

Right handed and it hangs to the left or straight down

Centurion · 05-30-2005, 05:15 PM

right to right

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 05-30-2005, 05:23 PM

i'll keep an eye on this thread

Nicky · 05-30-2005, 05:29 PM

im right handed and I have it hanging to the left

Basic_man · 05-30-2005, 05:31 PM

I always get it on the left of my pants :D

Kristian · 05-30-2005, 05:34 PM

Mine is always hanging 2 inches from the floor.

Dailydiapers · 05-30-2005, 05:36 PM

You have to have it pointing down, or your diaper will leak )

Spunky · 05-30-2005, 05:37 PM

I strap it to my left leg

Fuckin Bill · 05-30-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

i tuck mine into my left sock

Best answer in this thread.

reynold · 05-30-2005, 05:45 PM

I'm using it as my belt...

Vitasoy · 05-30-2005, 06:30 PM

Where ever it hangs... left or right

Terry · 05-30-2005, 06:31 PM

to the left, right handed.

Illicit · 05-30-2005, 06:47 PM

right handed, to the right

does that make me ghey ?

xXxtreme2005 · 05-30-2005, 06:57 PM

Mind hides inside like a turtle going into his shell!

Satisfaction · 05-30-2005, 07:19 PM

hangs to the right and im right handed

Paraskass · 05-30-2005, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdld

between my legs and it rests in my anus.

Screaming · 05-30-2005, 08:54 PM

hahaha i love these threads

GatorB · 05-30-2005, 08:56 PM

Well I usually tried to position it in a pussy or a mouth but sometimes an anus.

SilverTab · 05-30-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

Righty and to the left.

same here!

budz · 05-30-2005, 11:03 PM

in pussy or mouth

GiantGnome · 05-30-2005, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nysus

Everyone, you do realize, if you're right handed, you likely jerked off initially with your right hand while you were growing, therefore putting a curve to the right on the shaft of your penis, therefore displacing balance, which is why it would hang in the opposite direction; left.

Matt

you did a study on this didnt you

Zebra · 05-30-2005, 11:24 PM

Another one for Right handed and hangs to the left...

runaway · 05-30-2005, 11:45 PM

where ever it wants to b.... cant control it

kuthi123 · 05-30-2005, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass

Do you have it hanging to the left?
Do you have it hanging to the right?
Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

Also, are you left handed or right handed?

My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

thanks.

same here

swedguy · 05-31-2005, 02:43 AM

I wear baggy pants and it still hangs to the left

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