White Supremacist Is Thrown Out Of Ku Klux Klan For Buying Nelly CD! - GoFuckYourself.com

trollhunter · 05-29-2005, 12:28 PM

SPRING FALLS, AL ? In a effort to strengthen the loyalty within their ranks, the local branch of Spring Falls, Alabama Ku Klux Klan have issued new hating policies. Members who don?t abide are being thrown out of the organization on the spot. Some members feel the new rules are too strict and that some good haters are being unfairly targeted. ?I hate non-whites more than most people do,? claims Carl Hansen. ?But to throw me out for buying a Nelly CD for my niece is just wrong.?

The man who initiated the new strict rules, Klan member Jeff Earl Hadley, feels he?s justified in his ruling. ?We now have a zero tolerance policy that all our members will follow or they will be gone,? Hadley declared. ?I had to ask my own brother and my cousin to leave the Klan after I caught ?em watching ?Nutty Professor II - The Klumps.??

When asked if he thought he was rushing to judgment, Hadley disagreed. ?It would be one thing if they was watching black movies and hearing black music for research and that kinda thing,? Hadley added. ?But these guys was laughing with Eddie Murphy like there?s no tomorrow, and there ain?t nothing funny about hating.?

In one of the most extreme cases Hadley asked a fellow Klan member to leave the organization after it was revealed that the man shared the same birthday as Low Rawls. ?We ain?t taking no chances no more,? a defiant Hadley said from his city council offices.

Mike Okitch · 05-29-2005, 12:36 PM

Put a link or I call bullshit.

Kick everybody out of the clan if they own stuff made by Samsung, Toshiba, Honda, Toyota, Panasonic, Nissan, Nakamichi, etc...

Oh, and Sony too. With all their subsidiary companies (now including MGM and the James Bond franchises). So if you're a KKK member and want to hate in style, you can't support any movies owned by Sony and MGM anymore even if they feature only crackers.

BradM · 05-29-2005, 12:50 PM

Basically you'd have to live in the swamp and not own anything electrical or motorized in order to be KKK compliant.

Nismo · 05-29-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Basically you'd have to live in the swamp and not own anything electrical or motorized in order to be KKK compliant.

It's almost like being 2257 compliant, only without all the rednecks.

trollhunter · 05-29-2005, 12:52 PM

My friend swears it's true - waiting for him to reply to my IM with link.

warlock5 · 05-29-2005, 01:04 PM

Sounds like a Dave Chapelle sketch to me.

xclusive · 05-29-2005, 01:05 PM

lol funny if true

Drake · 05-29-2005, 01:08 PM

He should be thrown out of all racist and non-racists organizations for buying a Nelly CD

corvette · 05-29-2005, 01:11 PM

sounds like the onion, i just had to read the first paragraph

BT · 05-29-2005, 01:13 PM

That is like Jesse Jackson listening to Hank Williams Jr.

trollhunter · 05-29-2005, 01:50 PM

Probably a fake. My Buddy sent me several other stoires - all seem bogus?

I think it's from the Onion?

$5 submissions · 05-29-2005, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by warlock5

Sounds like a Dave Chapelle sketch to me.

Same here.

05-29-2005, 12:28 PM	#1
trollhunter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 142	White Supremacist Is Thrown Out Of Ku Klux Klan For Buying Nelly CD! SPRING FALLS, AL ? In a effort to strengthen the loyalty within their ranks, the local branch of Spring Falls, Alabama Ku Klux Klan have issued new hating policies. Members who don?t abide are being thrown out of the organization on the spot. Some members feel the new rules are too strict and that some good haters are being unfairly targeted. ?I hate non-whites more than most people do,? claims Carl Hansen. ?But to throw me out for buying a Nelly CD for my niece is just wrong.? The man who initiated the new strict rules, Klan member Jeff Earl Hadley, feels he?s justified in his ruling. ?We now have a zero tolerance policy that all our members will follow or they will be gone,? Hadley declared. ?I had to ask my own brother and my cousin to leave the Klan after I caught ?em watching ?Nutty Professor II - The Klumps.?? When asked if he thought he was rushing to judgment, Hadley disagreed. ?It would be one thing if they was watching black movies and hearing black music for research and that kinda thing,? Hadley added. ?But these guys was laughing with Eddie Murphy like there?s no tomorrow, and there ain?t nothing funny about hating.? In one of the most extreme cases Hadley asked a fellow Klan member to leave the organization after it was revealed that the man shared the same birthday as Low Rawls. ?We ain?t taking no chances no more,? a defiant Hadley said from his city council offices.

05-29-2005, 12:36 PM	#2
Mike Okitch Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Posts: 4,126	Put a link or I call bullshit. Kick everybody out of the clan if they own stuff made by Samsung, Toshiba, Honda, Toyota, Panasonic, Nissan, Nakamichi, etc... Oh, and Sony too. With all their subsidiary companies (now including MGM and the James Bond franchises). So if you're a KKK member and want to hate in style, you can't support any movies owned by Sony and MGM anymore even if they feature only crackers. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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05-29-2005, 12:52 PM	#5
trollhunter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 142	My friend swears it's true - waiting for him to reply to my IM with link.

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trollhunter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 142	Probably a fake. My Buddy sent me several other stoires - all seem bogus? I think it's from the Onion?