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Old 05-29-2005, 11:11 AM   #1
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Canada is like the girlfriend America never calls

<RING, RING..>

US: Hello?

Canada: Hey! What's up?

US: Nothing, just in the middle of negotiations with China regarding textile shipments to the NAFTA and EU trade zones. Particularly as it relates to potential labor migrations.

Canada: WOW! Sounds, pretty important!

US: It is. What's going on with you?

Canada: Nothing. Remember that thing I was talking about with Greenland? Where You and I and them put that money towards cancer among people born of Irish descent?

US: Uh... that thing with greenland... um OH YEAH, I remember that, of course.

Canada: Yeah, well I was thinking we could do something about that.

US: You mean like now?

Canada: No, not now, but sometime.

US: Look, Canada, I'm pretty busy... did you need something?

Canada: No, not really I just wanted to talk.

US: I'll call you this weekend.

Canada: OK, bye.

US: <click>

Canada:
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Later that weekend

Yeah! You like that don't you mama cita!!!
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Old 05-29-2005, 11:12 AM   #2
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Canada is great! I'be been there three times. Never been to the US of A unfortunately.
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Old 05-29-2005, 11:13 AM   #3
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HAHAHAHAAH nice!
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Old 05-29-2005, 11:21 AM   #4
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You forgot "FACT:"
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Old 05-29-2005, 11:22 AM   #5
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Old 05-29-2005, 11:24 AM   #6
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Finally a decent dork jedi post.

Finally :D
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Old 05-29-2005, 12:52 PM   #7
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lol Jedi scores. Now he's up to two good posts out of his last 200: The one about all children being hellspawn and parents being suckers, and this one.

FACT: DarkJedi's personal conversion ratio on GFY is improving!
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Old 05-29-2005, 12:56 PM   #8
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Canada is great! I'be been there three times. Never been to the US of A unfortunately.
Count yourself lucky ;)
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Old 05-29-2005, 12:56 PM   #9
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Finally a decent dork jedi post.

Finally :D
I like reading him lately
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Old 05-29-2005, 12:59 PM   #10
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Old 05-29-2005, 01:59 PM   #11
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<RING, RING..>

US: Hello?

Canada: Hey! What's up?

US: Nothing, just in the middle of negotiations with China regarding textile shipments to the NAFTA and EU trade zones. Particularly as it relates to potential labor migrations.

Canada: WOW! Sounds, pretty important!

US: It is. What's going on with you?

Canada: Nothing. Remember that thing I was talking about with Greenland? Where You and I and them put that money towards cancer among people born of Irish descent?

US: Uh... that thing with greenland... um OH YEAH, I remember that, of course.

Canada: Yeah, well I was thinking we could do something about that.

US: You mean like now?

Canada: No, not now, but sometime.

US: Look, Canada, I'm pretty busy... did you need something?

Canada: No, not really I just wanted to talk.

US: I'll call you this weekend.

Canada: OK, bye.

US: <click>

Canada:
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Later that weekend

Yeah! You like that don't you mama cita!!!
\
US --> <--Mexico
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Old 05-29-2005, 02:22 PM   #12
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funny but not at the same time...you are on a roll tho jedi lol
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Old 05-29-2005, 02:24 PM   #13
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Old 05-29-2005, 02:27 PM   #14
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Old 05-29-2005, 03:50 PM   #15
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pretty funny if you axe me - now i just gotta find where he plagiarized it from.
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Old 05-29-2005, 03:59 PM   #16
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Where is that airport located? Crazy!
I cant recall but I seen it on TV a few times.
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Old 05-29-2005, 04:17 PM   #17
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Old 05-29-2005, 04:56 PM   #18
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Old 05-29-2005, 05:20 PM   #19
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Heh... not this one is not bad.
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Old 05-29-2005, 05:56 PM   #20
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I can't believe I'm saying this...

I fucking almost died laughing. Having lived in Canada as an American, this just made me crack up.
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