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escorpio 05-29-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
ok, this is just a silly generalization because i've always cut my nails & i most black men i know are admired for that. who do you hang out with?... or maybe you just watched a movie or a tv show & figured that ONE black guy meant ALL black guys do the same that he does? :1orglaugh white people are funny



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:1orglaugh You are straight comedy. You follow up a chastising someone for their "silly generalization" with a general comment like "white people are funny."

Just because ONE white guy is funny doesn't mean ALL white people are funny! :mad:

opflix 05-29-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Why do skinny black dudes date fat, ugly white chicks?

this is not exclusive to black men (i don't understand that shit no matter white color but i think it has something to do with skinny guys normally having big dicks & being able to slip between the fat rolls) & neither is the other guys thing about "fake cell phone calls".... come on, now you're just trying to offend somone w/these stupid generalizations. i guess 30 minutes is all you can really give cuz after a while cats just wanna get crazy with the shit. :1orglaugh


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practiceTITOISM 05-29-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
ok, this is just a silly generalization because i've always cut my nails & i most black men i know are admired for that. who do you hang out with?... or maybe you just watched a movie or a tv show & figured that ONE black guy meant ALL black guys do the same that he does? :1orglaugh white people are funny
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No, I work at a fast food place right now and everytime I take money from a black guy his fingernails are long as fuck! It's gross at hell.

Greg Jacobson 05-29-2005 11:50 AM

Why do black people walk normal speed up to a crosswalk and then proceed to slow down as they walk through the crosswalk while sneering at the people in the cars?

opflix 05-29-2005 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
:1orglaugh You are straight comedy. You follow up a chastising someone for their "silly generalization" with a general comment like "white people are funny."

Just because ONE white guy is funny doesn't mean ALL white people are funny! :mad:


"white people are funny" is an opinion, not a generalization, jackass. if i said, "ALL white people are funny" then you can take THAT it as if i was saying it as a statement of fact rather than saying it in jest. look, if everything i say makes you mad, why do you keep reading? :eek7




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escorpio 05-29-2005 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
i know a black man wrote it & i know there have been black serial killers... 15%??? lol... so its ALL OF US now... the FACT that he said "its no longer a white thing" should tell you that whites HAVE A HISTORY OF BEING SERIAL KILLERS. dumbass... stop coming in these threads & handing ownage to me. damn. tryin 2 help yo ass.... :1orglaugh




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What do you mean "15%??? lol... so its ALL OF US now"?

Of course whites have a history of being serial killers. Neither my post nor the article attempted to refute that. What the article refutes is the notion that blacks do not commit serial murders.

opflix 05-29-2005 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by practiceTITOISM
...I work at a fast food place right now....



this alone tells it all :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




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escorpio 05-29-2005 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
"white people are funny" is an opinion

You base your opinions on skin color?
RACIST! :321GFY

opflix 05-29-2005 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
...What the article refutes is the notion that blacks do not commit serial murders....


i'm not the one that said that you FUCKING MORON. i said its always been seen as a white thing in the black community. get pissed @ the other guy & take your thumb out of your ass for me. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




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practiceTITOISM 05-29-2005 11:55 AM

It's better than working at KFC mother fucker :321GFY

I bet your weekly welfare check helps support you're 5 kids from 5 different women.

opflix 05-29-2005 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
You base your opinions on skin color?
RACIST! :321GFY


i base them on people like YOU... u are living proof. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



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*note: i'm sure white people find some things that black people do funny... same i find some things that thai, arab & indian people do funny... its cuz we are different. embrace it, don't hate it


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Mutt 05-29-2005 11:57 AM

why do so many successful black men, talking about pro athletes and musicians mostly, turn to white wimmins, typically blondes? i know this bothers black wimmins alot. Is it the ultimate trophy for a black man a stuck
up beautiful blonde white bitch?

Why is it that every black women who is considered beautiful by blacks and whites must have caucasian features? Beyonce, Janet Jackson 10 years ago, Whitney Houston 20 years ago, Halle Berry etc etc. Why can't a 'bush bitch' be thought of as beautiful?

escorpio 05-29-2005 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
i'm not the one that said that you FUCKING MORON. i said its always been seen as a white thing in the black community. get pissed @ the other guy & take your thumb out of your ass for me. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




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I'm not pissed. I'm amused. :1orglaugh

opflix 05-29-2005 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by practiceTITOISM
It's better than working at KFC mother fucker :321GFY

I bet your weekly welfare check helps support you're 5 kids from 5 different women.


10 kids from 8 women.... get it right & no, the check just doesn't cover everything. feel free to send me your food stamps if you would like to assist :thumbsup


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Ramos 05-29-2005 12:00 PM

Who's album do I buy if I can only buy one? Redd Foxx, Robin Harris or Richard Pryor?

opflix 05-29-2005 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
I'm not pissed. I'm amused. :1orglaugh


OWNED.



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*i'm done for the nite.... its been an hour - later!

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escorpio 05-29-2005 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix
10 kids from 8 women.... get it right & no, the check just doesn't cover everything. feel free to send me your food stamps if you would like to assist :thumbsup


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:1orglaugh OP got jokes!



Uh, you ARE kidding, right? :Oh crap

escorpio 05-29-2005 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix
OWNED.



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*i'm done for the nite.... its been an hour - later!

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:1orglaugh Sure, homie. Whatever you say.

TDF 05-29-2005 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Why do skinny black dudes date fat, ugly white chicks?



becuase they usually take care of those no good kneegrows

TDF 05-29-2005 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
Who's album do I buy if I can only buy one? Redd Foxx, Robin Harris or Richard Pryor?



redd foxx

TDF 05-29-2005 12:07 PM

100 questions

cyber_ninja 05-29-2005 12:07 PM

:thumbsup

cyber_ninja 05-29-2005 12:08 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ramos 05-29-2005 12:11 PM

I dated this fine ass black woman in Georgia, when I would pick her up, everyone looked at me like they had seen a ghost? Why?

Nismo 05-29-2005 12:15 PM

What's the deal with that 1 white guy in a group of black dudes? Is he really the most dangerous motherfucker in them groups? I'm sure those black dudes have seen him do some wild shit.

Hornydog4cooter 05-29-2005 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF
juicy said im 9 inches...so thats my story and im sticking to it


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you look like bonecrusher :thumbsup

Repetitive Monkey 05-29-2005 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix
ok, this is just a silly generalization because i've always cut my nails & i most black men i know are admired for that. who do you hang out with?... or maybe you just watched a movie or a tv show & figured that ONE black guy meant ALL black guys do the same that he does? :1orglaugh white people are funny



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Please lay down the bungo drums for a sec and use your brilliant black coconut to rethink what you just wrote. The guy obviously had no intentions but to point out that all serial killers are not white, and in no way did he make any kind of generalization, claim or even implication beyond that. You might however like to consider that the 15% black serial killer figure given in the article is not that far a stretch from the percentage of blacks in the total American population, rendering the differences in white and black murder rates more or less insignificant, and this while differences in ability to go on murder sprees while evading the authorities as a factor has not even been touched.

The next time you want to attempt to defame white people in order to make yourself look like a big gangsta, consider for a few seconds the fact that the money and efforts of western, white countries is what is keeping most of your African kin alive. As you feel the resulting stab in your sense of pride (asuming that you have any at all), know that I am sitting somewhere in whiteyland sending a wink just to you. :thumbsup

Repetitive Monkey 05-29-2005 12:43 PM

Polly want a cracker?

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Drake 05-29-2005 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Illinois. This poor white trash went on to become the president of the United States. Once in office this white capitalist swine manipulated the freedom of the black man for his own political career. 'Til another piece of poor white trash shot him in the head. The End
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Lincoln has gotten a bad rap by some revisionists and people who don't understand the dynamics at play in those times. You couldn't oppose slavery and become President, and if you did, you could risk more than a chance at the Presidency.

Lincoln, like all ambitious men wanted to distinguish himself. But he was always opposed to slavery and did what he could given the limitations of 19th century American culture. He didn't tell Southerners to eradicate slavery, but he did support the idea of not expanding slavery into new states and to non-slave states (states that didn't have slaves). While it seems insignificant today, it was a huge move in those times. Only through such baby steps was he able to assume power and to formally abolish slavery some years later. Still, his views on slavery, the Union, and other issues of the day cost him his life.

He was born poor but he was never trash. Mostly self educated, reading anything he could get his hands on (books weren't widely available then... especially the kind of books he wanted to read). He was and still is an example of the American Dream where somebody born with nothing can become a force in society by their skill.

Nysus 05-29-2005 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHard
Can black people get a sunburn???

DH

Depending on what part an African-American originated from will depend on how protective their skin is from the sun. Darker the skin though the better the protection; I think the maximium for example / comparison is that the average black person has the equivilant to SPF 400 in their skin.

Of course as TDF mentioned, a higher % of black people get skin cancer most likely because they don't really need to worry about it, but still should care for their skin..

Matt

beemk 05-29-2005 12:59 PM

do black people like to use black dentists?

Babagirls 05-29-2005 01:02 PM

why do black people think us white people made their ancestors slaves?

i wasnt born then, black people today werent born back then....so why is it still an issue if it hasnt happend for so many years? We cant help what our ancestors did, you cant help the fact that your ancestors were slaves or not. Isnt it time we learn from it & get over it already? I mean, its in the history books, no one is gonna forget what happend.

dasexi1 05-29-2005 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix
10 kids from 8 women.... get it right & no, the check just doesn't cover everything. feel free to send me your food stamps if you would like to assist :thumbsup
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you all up on GFY actin like ya shit don't stink, like you all that! Mr Big Webmaster but can't pay his damn child support! it's all fuckin fun and games to you, just a big ass joke! this the second month you ain't sent no money for Shanequika! I'm getting sick of this shit! Don't think that cause your stank ass out the country that your ass safe! :mad:



















































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