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TDF · 05-29-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

why do black people wear Nike ?

to run from the cops..duhhh...idiot

opflix · 05-29-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

why do black people wear Nike ?

because it makes them jump higher

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Ramos · 05-29-2005, 11:02 AM

Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Illinois. This poor white trash went on to become the president of the United States. Once in office this white capitalist swine manipulated the freedom of the black man for his own political career. 'Til another piece of poor white trash shot him in the head. The End

cyber_ninja · 05-29-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF

hell if I know,I think hes typing in ebonics

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

what do black people really think of 35 year old Jewish males who say 'holla at me' alot, and refer to people as 'peepz' and refer to friends as 'muh brutha from anotha mutha' and other such black slang terms?

comedy

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Originally Posted by Mutt

let's leave the middle aged Jews alone for a sec, what do black people really think of 'wiggers' of any age?

sad... poor sad individuals :costumed-

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Originally Posted by Mutt

why can't 95% of black people whether they are highly educated or not say the word 'ask' correctly? Do they know that 'axe' is not an acceptable synonym for 'ask'?

it sounds better

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Originally Posted by Mutt

what do you think about Bill Cosby's campaign against black stupidity and poor parenting?

good move... just cuz someone says something people don't like, it doesn't mean their wrong. truth is never a bad thing.

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Dirty D · 05-29-2005, 11:05 AM

Brothas always have the best weed!

TDF · 05-29-2005, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dustman

Brothas always have the best weed!

my bud is very kind! holla!

nofx · 05-29-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF

my bud is very kind! holla!

whitey has bett3r weed!

Warren · 05-29-2005, 11:14 AM

Do you think its ok for some black comedians to base almost all of there stand up routines on jokes about white people?

Postmaster · 05-29-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF

hell if I know,I think hes typing in ebonics

You guys don;t know John Valby? I thought he was really famous in the US.

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by warren

Do you think its ok for some black comedians to base almost all of there stand up routines on jokes about white people?

there are a lot of things in america that i don't think are "ok" but that's just the way they are. due to the suffering that black people have gone thru in the US, they get to joke about white folks while white folks can't do the same. its just the way it is.

i can give some examples to the contrary that are NOT in black folks favor if you like, but i'm sure u are aware "that's just the way it is"

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TDF · 05-29-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

whitey has bett3r weed!

looks like shit,must be your white trash camera

simple simon · 05-29-2005, 11:25 AM

are the majority of inner city blacks, really as dumb as they portray themselves? Also how many felonies do you have? 2-3 atleast right?

brand0n · 05-29-2005, 11:26 AM

do you hang out with any white guys on a reg deal

TDF · 05-29-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by simple simon

are the majority of inner city blacks, really as dumb as they portray themselves? Also how many felonies do you have? 2-3 atleast right?

cali has a 3 strike law,so im under 3.How often do you watch boys in the hood?

nofx · 05-29-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF

looks like shit,must be your white trash camera

maybe its your sickle cell anemia affecting your eye sight

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs

One serious question: why arent there any black serial killers..?

Less pedo's and i believe gays in the black community?

now this is an interesting question.... but i think black people have enough problems without goin around killin mafuckas for no reason. as far as pedofiles? we don't like kids bein around, let alone tryin 2 feel'em up... tboth of these things has always been looked @ as some weird white shit (in the black community)

Warren · 05-29-2005, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix

there are a lot of things in america that i don't think are "ok" but that's just the way they are. due to the suffering that black people have gone thru in the US, they get to joke about white folks while white folks can't do the same. its just the way it is.

i can give some examples to the contrary that are NOT in black folks favor if you like, but i'm sure u are aware "that's just the way it is"

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Yeah I hear you, I am a believer in intergration not segregation thats all.

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

do you hang out with any white guys on a reg deal

whats a reg deal?

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TDF · 05-29-2005, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

maybe its your sickle cell anemia affecting your eye sight

or maybe its my superior athletic gene letting my scarcasm jump over your head

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by simple simon

are the majority of inner city blacks, really as dumb as they portray themselves? Also how many felonies do you have? 2-3 atleast right?

what exactly do u mean by "dumb"? if u mean, ghetto acting? no, they aren't really that dumb but they like to keep you in fear (seems to be working). who, me? yep.... count'em

1) aggravated white bitch cum bathing
2) assaulting white pussy with a deadly weapon
3) felonious white slut asshole invasion

thats bout it... but i AM ONPROBATION

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nofx · 05-29-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF

or maybe its my superior athletic gene letting my scarcasm jump over your head

nah man, ditto, no bad blood here

escorpio · 05-29-2005, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix

now this is an interesting question.... but i think black people have enough problems without goin around killin mafuckas for no reason. as far as pedofiles? we don't like kids bein around, let alone tryin 2 feel'em up... tboth of these things has always been looked @ as some weird white shit (in the black community)

No black serial killers? http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/14431/

practiceTITOISM · 05-29-2005, 11:42 AM

Why don't black guys cut their finger nails?

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

No black serial killers? http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/14431/

here comes dumbass pointing out A FEW instances & saying because of that then we ALL are the same. don't you understand the difference between occasional occurrences & the history of a practiced behavior? wait wait.... i 4got who i'm talking to.

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escorpio · 05-29-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix

here comes dumbass pointing out A FEW instances & saying because of that then we ALL are the same. don't you understand the difference between occasional occurrences & the history of a practiced behavior? wait wait.... i 4got who i'm talking to.

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Did you even read the article or see who wrote it?

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by practiceTITOISM

Why don't black guys cut their finger nails?

ok, this is just a silly generalization because i've always cut my nails & i most black men i know are admired for that. who do you hang out with?... or maybe you just watched a movie or a tv show & figured that ONE black guy meant ALL black guys do the same that he does?

white people are funny

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Greg Jacobson · 05-29-2005, 11:45 AM

Why do black guys make so many fake cell phone calls, even now in 2005 when everyone has a cell phone and it is no longer any sort of a status symbol?

Ramos · 05-29-2005, 11:47 AM

Why do skinny black dudes date fat, ugly white chicks?

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Did you even read the article or see who wrote it?

i know a black man wrote it & i know there have been black serial killers... 15%??? lol... so its ALL OF US now... the FACT that he said "its no longer a white thing" should tell you that whites HAVE A HISTORY OF BEING SERIAL KILLERS. dumbass... stop coming in these threads & handing ownage to me. damn. tryin 2 help yo ass....

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escorpio · 05-29-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix

ok, this is just a silly generalization because i've always cut my nails & i most black men i know are admired for that. who do you hang out with?... or maybe you just watched a movie or a tv show & figured that ONE black guy meant ALL black guys do the same that he does?

white people are funny

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You are straight comedy. You follow up a chastising someone for their "silly generalization" with a general comment like "white people are funny."

Just because ONE white guy is funny doesn't mean ALL white people are funny!

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

Why do skinny black dudes date fat, ugly white chicks?

this is not exclusive to black men (i don't understand that shit no matter white color but i think it has something to do with skinny guys normally having big dicks & being able to slip between the fat rolls) & neither is the other guys thing about "fake cell phone calls".... come on, now you're just trying to offend somone w/these stupid generalizations. i guess 30 minutes is all you can really give cuz after a while cats just wanna get crazy with the shit.

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practiceTITOISM · 05-29-2005, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix

ok, this is just a silly generalization because i've always cut my nails & i most black men i know are admired for that. who do you hang out with?... or maybe you just watched a movie or a tv show & figured that ONE black guy meant ALL black guys do the same that he does?

white people are funny
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No, I work at a fast food place right now and everytime I take money from a black guy his fingernails are long as fuck! It's gross at hell.

Greg Jacobson · 05-29-2005, 11:50 AM

Why do black people walk normal speed up to a crosswalk and then proceed to slow down as they walk through the crosswalk while sneering at the people in the cars?

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

You are straight comedy. You follow up a chastising someone for their "silly generalization" with a general comment like "white people are funny."

Just because ONE white guy is funny doesn't mean ALL white people are funny!

"white people are funny" is an opinion, not a generalization, jackass. if i said, "ALL white people are funny" then you can take THAT it as if i was saying it as a statement of fact rather than saying it in jest. look, if everything i say makes you mad, why do you keep reading?

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escorpio · 05-29-2005, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix

i know a black man wrote it & i know there have been black serial killers... 15%??? lol... so its ALL OF US now... the FACT that he said "its no longer a white thing" should tell you that whites HAVE A HISTORY OF BEING SERIAL KILLERS. dumbass... stop coming in these threads & handing ownage to me. damn. tryin 2 help yo ass....

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What do you mean "15%??? lol... so its ALL OF US now"?

Of course whites have a history of being serial killers. Neither my post nor the article attempted to refute that. What the article refutes is the notion that blacks do not commit serial murders.

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by practiceTITOISM

...I work at a fast food place right now....

this alone tells it all

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escorpio · 05-29-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix

"white people are funny" is an opinion

You base your opinions on skin color?
RACIST!

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

...What the article refutes is the notion that blacks do not commit serial murders....

i'm not the one that said that you FUCKING MORON. i said its always been seen as a white thing in the black community. get pissed @ the other guy & take your thumb out of your ass for me.

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practiceTITOISM · 05-29-2005, 11:55 AM

It's better than working at KFC mother fucker

I bet your weekly welfare check helps support you're 5 kids from 5 different women.

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

You base your opinions on skin color?
RACIST!

i base them on people like YOU... u are living proof.

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*note: i'm sure white people find some things that black people do funny... same i find some things that thai, arab & indian people do funny... its cuz we are different. embrace it, don't hate it

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Mutt · 05-29-2005, 11:57 AM

why do so many successful black men, talking about pro athletes and musicians mostly, turn to white wimmins, typically blondes? i know this bothers black wimmins alot. Is it the ultimate trophy for a black man a stuck
up beautiful blonde white bitch?

Why is it that every black women who is considered beautiful by blacks and whites must have caucasian features? Beyonce, Janet Jackson 10 years ago, Whitney Houston 20 years ago, Halle Berry etc etc. Why can't a 'bush bitch' be thought of as beautiful?

escorpio · 05-29-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix

i'm not the one that said that you FUCKING MORON. i said its always been seen as a white thing in the black community. get pissed @ the other guy & take your thumb out of your ass for me.

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I'm not pissed. I'm amused.

opflix · 05-29-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by practiceTITOISM

It's better than working at KFC mother fucker

I bet your weekly welfare check helps support you're 5 kids from 5 different women.

10 kids from 8 women.... get it right & no, the check just doesn't cover everything. feel free to send me your food stamps if you would like to assist

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Ramos · 05-29-2005, 12:00 PM

Who's album do I buy if I can only buy one? Redd Foxx, Robin Harris or Richard Pryor?

opflix · 05-29-2005, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I'm not pissed. I'm amused.

OWNED.

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*i'm done for the nite.... its been an hour - later!

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escorpio · 05-29-2005, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix

10 kids from 8 women.... get it right & no, the check just doesn't cover everything. feel free to send me your food stamps if you would like to assist

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OP got jokes!

Uh, you ARE kidding, right?

escorpio · 05-29-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix

OWNED.

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*i'm done for the nite.... its been an hour - later!

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Sure, homie. Whatever you say.

TDF · 05-29-2005, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

Why do skinny black dudes date fat, ugly white chicks?

becuase they usually take care of those no good kneegrows

TDF · 05-29-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

Who's album do I buy if I can only buy one? Redd Foxx, Robin Harris or Richard Pryor?

redd foxx

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