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TDF 05-29-2005 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
why do black people wear Nike ?




to run from the cops..duhhh...idiot

opflix 05-29-2005 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
why do black people wear Nike ?


because it makes them jump higher :thumbsup



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Ramos 05-29-2005 11:02 AM

Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in Illinois. This poor white trash went on to become the president of the United States. Once in office this white capitalist swine manipulated the freedom of the black man for his own political career. 'Til another piece of poor white trash shot him in the head. The End
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cyber_ninja 05-29-2005 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF
hell if I know,I think hes typing in ebonics :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

opflix 05-29-2005 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt
what do black people really think of 35 year old Jewish males who say 'holla at me' alot, and refer to people as 'peepz' and refer to friends as 'muh brutha from anotha mutha' and other such black slang terms?


comedy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



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Originally Posted by Mutt
let's leave the middle aged Jews alone for a sec, what do black people really think of 'wiggers' of any age?

sad... poor sad individuals :costumed-



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Originally Posted by Mutt
why can't 95% of black people whether they are highly educated or not say the word 'ask' correctly? Do they know that 'axe' is not an acceptable synonym for 'ask'?

it sounds better :321GFY



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Originally Posted by Mutt
what do you think about Bill Cosby's campaign against black stupidity and poor parenting?

good move... just cuz someone says something people don't like, it doesn't mean their wrong. truth is never a bad thing. :2 cents:


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Dirty D 05-29-2005 11:05 AM

Brothas always have the best weed!

TDF 05-29-2005 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dustman
Brothas always have the best weed!



my bud is very kind! holla!

nofx 05-29-2005 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF
my bud is very kind! holla!

whitey has bett3r weed!

http://www.punkxxx.com/ak.jpg

Warren 05-29-2005 11:14 AM

Do you think its ok for some black comedians to base almost all of there stand up routines on jokes about white people?

Postmaster 05-29-2005 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF
hell if I know,I think hes typing in ebonics :1orglaugh

You guys don;t know John Valby? I thought he was really famous in the US.

opflix 05-29-2005 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by warren
Do you think its ok for some black comedians to base almost all of there stand up routines on jokes about white people?


there are a lot of things in america that i don't think are "ok" but that's just the way they are. due to the suffering that black people have gone thru in the US, they get to joke about white folks while white folks can't do the same. its just the way it is.

i can give some examples to the contrary that are NOT in black folks favor if you like, but i'm sure u are aware "that's just the way it is" :winkwink:


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TDF 05-29-2005 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
whitey has bett3r weed!

http://www.punkxxx.com/ak.jpg



looks like shit,must be your white trash camera

simple simon 05-29-2005 11:25 AM

are the majority of inner city blacks, really as dumb as they portray themselves? Also how many felonies do you have? 2-3 atleast right?

brand0n 05-29-2005 11:26 AM

do you hang out with any white guys on a reg deal

TDF 05-29-2005 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by simple simon
are the majority of inner city blacks, really as dumb as they portray themselves? Also how many felonies do you have? 2-3 atleast right?



cali has a 3 strike law,so im under 3.How often do you watch boys in the hood?

nofx 05-29-2005 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF
looks like shit,must be your white trash camera

maybe its your sickle cell anemia affecting your eye sight

opflix 05-29-2005 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mrthumbs
One serious question: why arent there any black serial killers..?

Less pedo's and i believe gays in the black community?


now this is an interesting question.... but i think black people have enough problems without goin around killin mafuckas for no reason. as far as pedofiles? we don't like kids bein around, let alone tryin 2 feel'em up... tboth of these things has always been looked @ as some weird white shit (in the black community)

Warren 05-29-2005 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
there are a lot of things in america that i don't think are "ok" but that's just the way they are. due to the suffering that black people have gone thru in the US, they get to joke about white folks while white folks can't do the same. its just the way it is.

i can give some examples to the contrary that are NOT in black folks favor if you like, but i'm sure u are aware "that's just the way it is" :winkwink:


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Yeah I hear you, I am a believer in intergration not segregation thats all.

opflix 05-29-2005 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n
do you hang out with any white guys on a reg deal


:eek7 whats a reg deal?



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TDF 05-29-2005 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
maybe its your sickle cell anemia affecting your eye sight



or maybe its my superior athletic gene letting my scarcasm jump over your head :1orglaugh

opflix 05-29-2005 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by simple simon
are the majority of inner city blacks, really as dumb as they portray themselves? Also how many felonies do you have? 2-3 atleast right?


what exactly do u mean by "dumb"? if u mean, ghetto acting? no, they aren't really that dumb but they like to keep you in fear (seems to be working). who, me? yep.... count'em

1) aggravated white bitch cum bathing
2) assaulting white pussy with a deadly weapon
3) felonious white slut asshole invasion

thats bout it... but i AM ONPROBATION :1orglaugh

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nofx 05-29-2005 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TDF
or maybe its my superior athletic gene letting my scarcasm jump over your head :1orglaugh

nah man, ditto, no bad blood here :upsidedow

escorpio 05-29-2005 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
now this is an interesting question.... but i think black people have enough problems without goin around killin mafuckas for no reason. as far as pedofiles? we don't like kids bein around, let alone tryin 2 feel'em up... tboth of these things has always been looked @ as some weird white shit (in the black community)

No black serial killers? http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/14431/

practiceTITOISM 05-29-2005 11:42 AM

Why don't black guys cut their finger nails?

opflix 05-29-2005 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio


here comes dumbass pointing out A FEW instances & saying because of that then we ALL are the same. don't you understand the difference between occasional occurrences & the history of a practiced behavior? wait wait.... i 4got who i'm talking to. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




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escorpio 05-29-2005 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
here comes dumbass pointing out A FEW instances & saying because of that then we ALL are the same. don't you understand the difference between occasional occurrences & the history of a practiced behavior? wait wait.... i 4got who i'm talking to. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




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Did you even read the article or see who wrote it?

opflix 05-29-2005 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by practiceTITOISM
Why don't black guys cut their finger nails?


ok, this is just a silly generalization because i've always cut my nails & i most black men i know are admired for that. who do you hang out with?... or maybe you just watched a movie or a tv show & figured that ONE black guy meant ALL black guys do the same that he does? :1orglaugh white people are funny



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Greg Jacobson 05-29-2005 11:45 AM

Why do black guys make so many fake cell phone calls, even now in 2005 when everyone has a cell phone and it is no longer any sort of a status symbol?

Ramos 05-29-2005 11:47 AM

Why do skinny black dudes date fat, ugly white chicks?

opflix 05-29-2005 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Did you even read the article or see who wrote it?

i know a black man wrote it & i know there have been black serial killers... 15%??? lol... so its ALL OF US now... the FACT that he said "its no longer a white thing" should tell you that whites HAVE A HISTORY OF BEING SERIAL KILLERS. dumbass... stop coming in these threads & handing ownage to me. damn. tryin 2 help yo ass.... :1orglaugh




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escorpio 05-29-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
ok, this is just a silly generalization because i've always cut my nails & i most black men i know are admired for that. who do you hang out with?... or maybe you just watched a movie or a tv show & figured that ONE black guy meant ALL black guys do the same that he does? :1orglaugh white people are funny



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:1orglaugh You are straight comedy. You follow up a chastising someone for their "silly generalization" with a general comment like "white people are funny."

Just because ONE white guy is funny doesn't mean ALL white people are funny! :mad:

opflix 05-29-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Why do skinny black dudes date fat, ugly white chicks?

this is not exclusive to black men (i don't understand that shit no matter white color but i think it has something to do with skinny guys normally having big dicks & being able to slip between the fat rolls) & neither is the other guys thing about "fake cell phone calls".... come on, now you're just trying to offend somone w/these stupid generalizations. i guess 30 minutes is all you can really give cuz after a while cats just wanna get crazy with the shit. :1orglaugh


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practiceTITOISM 05-29-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
ok, this is just a silly generalization because i've always cut my nails & i most black men i know are admired for that. who do you hang out with?... or maybe you just watched a movie or a tv show & figured that ONE black guy meant ALL black guys do the same that he does? :1orglaugh white people are funny
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No, I work at a fast food place right now and everytime I take money from a black guy his fingernails are long as fuck! It's gross at hell.

Greg Jacobson 05-29-2005 11:50 AM

Why do black people walk normal speed up to a crosswalk and then proceed to slow down as they walk through the crosswalk while sneering at the people in the cars?

opflix 05-29-2005 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
:1orglaugh You are straight comedy. You follow up a chastising someone for their "silly generalization" with a general comment like "white people are funny."

Just because ONE white guy is funny doesn't mean ALL white people are funny! :mad:


"white people are funny" is an opinion, not a generalization, jackass. if i said, "ALL white people are funny" then you can take THAT it as if i was saying it as a statement of fact rather than saying it in jest. look, if everything i say makes you mad, why do you keep reading? :eek7




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escorpio 05-29-2005 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
i know a black man wrote it & i know there have been black serial killers... 15%??? lol... so its ALL OF US now... the FACT that he said "its no longer a white thing" should tell you that whites HAVE A HISTORY OF BEING SERIAL KILLERS. dumbass... stop coming in these threads & handing ownage to me. damn. tryin 2 help yo ass.... :1orglaugh




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What do you mean "15%??? lol... so its ALL OF US now"?

Of course whites have a history of being serial killers. Neither my post nor the article attempted to refute that. What the article refutes is the notion that blacks do not commit serial murders.

opflix 05-29-2005 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by practiceTITOISM
...I work at a fast food place right now....



this alone tells it all :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




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escorpio 05-29-2005 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
"white people are funny" is an opinion

You base your opinions on skin color?
RACIST! :321GFY

opflix 05-29-2005 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
...What the article refutes is the notion that blacks do not commit serial murders....


i'm not the one that said that you FUCKING MORON. i said its always been seen as a white thing in the black community. get pissed @ the other guy & take your thumb out of your ass for me. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




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practiceTITOISM 05-29-2005 11:55 AM

It's better than working at KFC mother fucker :321GFY

I bet your weekly welfare check helps support you're 5 kids from 5 different women.

opflix 05-29-2005 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
You base your opinions on skin color?
RACIST! :321GFY


i base them on people like YOU... u are living proof. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



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*note: i'm sure white people find some things that black people do funny... same i find some things that thai, arab & indian people do funny... its cuz we are different. embrace it, don't hate it


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Mutt 05-29-2005 11:57 AM

why do so many successful black men, talking about pro athletes and musicians mostly, turn to white wimmins, typically blondes? i know this bothers black wimmins alot. Is it the ultimate trophy for a black man a stuck
up beautiful blonde white bitch?

Why is it that every black women who is considered beautiful by blacks and whites must have caucasian features? Beyonce, Janet Jackson 10 years ago, Whitney Houston 20 years ago, Halle Berry etc etc. Why can't a 'bush bitch' be thought of as beautiful?

escorpio 05-29-2005 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix
i'm not the one that said that you FUCKING MORON. i said its always been seen as a white thing in the black community. get pissed @ the other guy & take your thumb out of your ass for me. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




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I'm not pissed. I'm amused. :1orglaugh

opflix 05-29-2005 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by practiceTITOISM
It's better than working at KFC mother fucker :321GFY

I bet your weekly welfare check helps support you're 5 kids from 5 different women.


10 kids from 8 women.... get it right & no, the check just doesn't cover everything. feel free to send me your food stamps if you would like to assist :thumbsup


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Ramos 05-29-2005 12:00 PM

Who's album do I buy if I can only buy one? Redd Foxx, Robin Harris or Richard Pryor?

opflix 05-29-2005 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
I'm not pissed. I'm amused. :1orglaugh


OWNED.



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*i'm done for the nite.... its been an hour - later!

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escorpio 05-29-2005 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix
10 kids from 8 women.... get it right & no, the check just doesn't cover everything. feel free to send me your food stamps if you would like to assist :thumbsup


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:1orglaugh OP got jokes!



Uh, you ARE kidding, right? :Oh crap

escorpio 05-29-2005 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by opflix
OWNED.



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*i'm done for the nite.... its been an hour - later!

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:1orglaugh Sure, homie. Whatever you say.

TDF 05-29-2005 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Why do skinny black dudes date fat, ugly white chicks?



becuase they usually take care of those no good kneegrows

TDF 05-29-2005 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Who's album do I buy if I can only buy one? Redd Foxx, Robin Harris or Richard Pryor?



redd foxx


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