FACT: Martial Arts = not useful to 21st Century Man. - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 02:46 PM

Btw, in your orignial and first post, you made no mention of firerarms being superior to MA's.

Idiot.

DarkJedi · 05-27-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Most classes I've seen the first half of the session is stretching and exercises before the training. That's more beneficial than the actual martial arts training (which does have workout benefit itself). If that's what keeps someone on an excercise regime you can hardly call it not useful for 21st century man

Also, most classes I've seen have been 50% or so women.

You didn't read my first post.
I said as a sport - it's fine. Yoga has more health benefits though.

DarkJedi · 05-27-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Btw, in your orignial and first post, you made no mention of firerarms being superior to MA's.

Idiot.

And you never tried to argue any of the points in the original post.

You jumped in with your threats. (come around here and talk shit, bla bla)

mardigras · 05-27-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

You didn't read my first post.
I said as a sport - it's fine. Yoga has more health benefits though.

OK. When I read "sport" I was thinking in terms other than exercise

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

And you never tried to argue any of the points in the original post.

You jumped in with your threats. (come around here and talk shit, bla bla)

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You're an idiot.

Come to my school and talk shit.

Don't even start shit about bringing your .45 we all carry.
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Chuck Norris is a Brazillian Jiu Jitsu Black Belt.

Dark Jedi would kick his ass as much as he's 5 foot 5 and weighs 140lbs.

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I then went into a post about anyone (YOU) who thinks fighting on tv and movies is real is a moron (you) and went from there.

You have been PWN3D in this thread so many times, I've lost count.

Put your money where your mouth is. Simple. It's easy to talk shit on a message board, but when confronted with that, you back down and run away.

STFU already. We get it. You have issues, with about everything. This newest one is your jealousy of a TV characters fighting skills.

Get help.

FunForOne · 05-27-2005, 02:53 PM

This thread couldn't be more timely.

Our delusional politlical friend on GFY named 'rich' just told me that he has been waiting to try out his "Brazilian JuJitsu" in a streetfight were he would break both my arms within 10 seconds.

He offered 10 grand to try it and I'm seriously thinking about it.

SilverTab · 05-27-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by FunForOne

This thread couldn't be more timely.

Our delusional politlical friend on GFY named 'rich' just told me that he has been waiting to try out his "Brazilian JuJitsu" in a streetfight were he would break both my arms within 10 seconds.

He offered 10 grand to try it and I'm seriously thinking about it.

mmmm beware of the mighty BJJ....

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by FunForOne

This thread couldn't be more timely.

Our delusional politlical friend on GFY named 'rich' just told me that he has been waiting to try out his "Brazilian JuJitsu" in a streetfight were he would break both my arms within 10 seconds.

He offered 10 grand to try it and I'm seriously thinking about it.

10 grand is alot of money.

I choked out KB within 7 seconds and we were rolling for fun. But breaking someone's arms, that's pretty hardcore. It's not a nice sound either. There's 3 cracks as the elbow's are dislocated, I've had 1 crack myself and my left elbow hurt for months. that's if he's talking about armbars.

You really gotta hate someone to do that.

chadglni · 05-27-2005, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by FunForOne

This thread couldn't be more timely.

Our delusional politlical friend on GFY named 'rich' just told me that he has been waiting to try out his "Brazilian JuJitsu" in a streetfight were he would break both my arms within 10 seconds.

He offered 10 grand to try it and I'm seriously thinking about it.

Take the bet. You might get 1 broke arm but no way is he going to break both of them in 10 seconds. Hell, they could say go and you run for 10 seconds.

DarkJedi · 05-27-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Put your money where your mouth is. Simple. It's easy to talk shit on a message board, but when confronted with that, you back down and run away.

Put money on what ? That dumb americans are stupid wasting their time and money in McDojos ? That they won't learn jack shit there ?

Go re read my first post moron.

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

Take the bet. You might get 1 broke arm but no way is he going to break both of them in 10 seconds. Hell, they could say go and you run for 10 seconds.

I just read the post, it's 30 seconds, and I can break both your arms in 30. It only takes 5 seconds to choke you out cold, and less than that each arm to break it.

topbizucksMark · 05-27-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Not even the best martial artist can match a gun.

It can actually get you in trouble these days. Saw once a fight break out outside a pool hall, and one of the fighters knew Tao Kwon Do and kicked the niggas ass.

Later, Tae Kwon Do guy got shot twice by an "unidentified man".

Only fucking pussies use guns. Grow a pair and be a man

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Put money on what ? That dumb americans are stupid wasting their time and money in McDojos ? That they won't learn jack shit there ?

Go re read my first post moron.

Your first post is too long.

Let me sum it up for everyone.

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My name is Dark Jedi.

I am an idiot.

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Nice and short. You are putting up you opionion as fact.

Moron.

DarkJedi · 05-27-2005, 03:06 PM

Anthony, you reek of insecurity.

You feel the need to train long and hard to feel better about yourself. You think that if you are able to inflict physical damage on other people - it will make you more important and worthy in other people's eyes.

hahaha.

Rinaldo · 05-27-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I just read the post, it's 30 seconds, and I can break both your arms in 30. It only takes 5 seconds to choke you out cold, and less than that each arm to break it.

if he takes an oxygen rich breath before you hold the choke he'll stay conscious up to 15... which still leaves you 15 to break both arms.. but it's pretty tough unless you lay him out perfectly... all he'd have to do is lay on his elbows as you held the choke hold and you'd be pretty pressed for time

FunForOne · 05-27-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I just read the post, it's 30 seconds, and I can break both your arms in 30. It only takes 5 seconds to choke you out cold, and less than that each arm to break it.

Well, I would really be putting my money on the fact that this guy all of the sudden becomes a master of a very specific martial arts that was mentioned on gfy for the first time a few minutes before he announced that he has been waiting to try it out in a "street fight". also the language used in this thread.

He doesn't have a big track record for honesty, so its probably a usual suspects type thing.

On the other hand, there are probably some people on gfy that could kick my ass, but probably only a few. I'm a pretty big dude, for 10 grand, I think thats pretty good odds.

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Anthony, you reek of insecurity.

You feel the need to train long and hard to feel better about yourself. You think that if you are able to inflict physical damage on other people - it will make you more important and worthy in other people's eyes.

hahaha.

I reek of insecurity?

Who started this thread of why everyone sucks but me cause I'm a modern man with a gun?!

Again you = pwn3d

FunForOne · 05-27-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I just read the post, it's 30 seconds, and I can break both your arms in 30. It only takes 5 seconds to choke you out cold, and less than that each arm to break it.

Your right, he did say 30 seconds, but he also said I could hit him in the head once and in the stomach 5 times before hand.

DarkJedi · 05-27-2005, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Your first post is too long.

Haha, I can understand why you have to rely on physical strenght. Not much else to do with an IQ level 85.

Dumb fuck.

DarkJedi · 05-27-2005, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I reek of insecurity?

Who started this thread of why everyone sucks but me cause I'm a modern man with a gun?!

Again you = pwn3d

God, what a stupid motherfuck you are.

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Haha, I can understand why you have to rely on physical strenght. Not much else to do with an IQ level 85.

Dumb fuck.

Oh look I trolled GFY's resident troll.

Look at the little baby fucker cry.

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

God, what a stupid motherfuck you are.

Will you ever learn that you are so far below me in every aspect that it's child's play to PWN you at any given chance?

DarkJedi · 05-27-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Oh look I trolled GFY's resident troll.

Look at the little baby fucker cry.

keep thinking that, tard.

you come into my threads and argue about some stupid shit

YOU = OWNED

DarkJedi · 05-27-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Will you ever learn that you are so far below me in every aspect that it's child's play to PWN you at any given chance?

Whatever you have to tell yourself to help you sleep with that inferiority complex is ok by me.

CDSmith · 05-27-2005, 03:23 PM

No point in engaging in a debate with an idiot. Dork Chumpstain is set in his "OPINION" and isn't inviting discussion, he is again trolling in order to afford him yet another opportunity to sit in front of his keyboard and cock off at everyone who doesn't see it his way. The only 'fact' in this thread where he's concerned is that the amount of real understanding of the worth of martial arts he possesses wouldn't fill a gnat's ass.

Those who truly know and understand the worth of martial arts know it needs no defending whatsoever.

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:23 PM

Must suck to be you.

Your whole life exists on this board. You don't go out and live life, you make drama.

You hold on to some BP4L thinking you are something because of it.

I pity you. I shouldn't be picking on the kid who rides the short yellow bus.

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:28 PM

Interesting CDSmith that we came up with the same conclusion but different ways of conveying it.

TheJimmy · 05-27-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

The part where he left out the proper punctuation.

Anyway, if they all carry, then they are idiots. They waste their time/money on Martial Arts to be able to defend themselves, and in the end they rely on a handgun for protection.

Owned or what ?

if you knew shit about carrying a gun or real life in general you'd KNOW that not every situation will allow you to USE your gun, go join the NRA, get your concealed carry weapons license, and read a few magazines and come back to us on the subject...

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rinaldo

if he takes an oxygen rich breath before you hold the choke he'll stay conscious up to 15... which still leaves you 15 to break both arms.. but it's pretty tough unless you lay him out perfectly... all he'd have to do is lay on his elbows as you held the choke hold and you'd be pretty pressed for time

HUH?

Blood being cut off to his brain 5 to 10 seconds = out cold.

Where does taking a breath have to do with anything.

If I have a person's back, whether on top or bottom, I can break both arms.

But I agree, time would be of the essence.

aico · 05-27-2005, 03:44 PM

Anyone who forms their opinion from watching a fictional TV show is a complete fucking moron.

Fact = Dragons will melt your shield
Fact = Jedi's want to fuck their sisters and Hate their fathers
Fact = OC is full of hot chicks
Fact = You're an idiot

Anyone who takes Martial Arts merely to learn how to fight is a jack ass...

Vitasoy · 05-27-2005, 03:47 PM

The best martial arts... are what the MMA fighters train in

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Anyone who forms their opinion from watching a fictional TV show is a complete fucking moron.

Fact = Dragons will melt your shield
Fact = Jedi's want to fuck their sisters and Hate their fathers
Fact = OC is full of hot chicks
Fact = You're an idiot

Anyone who takes Martial Arts merely to learn how to fight is a jack ass...

I agree with everything except the last part.

There is no other reason to learn MA other than to fight.

I can learn how to be a good person by reading the Bible.

Anthony · 05-27-2005, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

The best martial arts... are what the MMA fighters train in

Don't you start Vitasoy!

aico · 05-27-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Sorry, spending several hours a day in a gym full of sweaty men who constantly grab you around does't appeal to me.

Homophobe!!! you're gay...

FunForOne · 05-27-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I agree with everything except the last part.

There is no other reason to learn MA other than to fight.

I can learn how to be a good person by reading the Bible.

Its also a competative sport. I'm pretty sure I've seen competitions on espn.

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Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	Btw, in your orignial and first post, you made no mention of firerarms being superior to MA's. Idiot.

05-27-2005, 02:53 PM	#56
FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	This thread couldn't be more timely. Our delusional politlical friend on GFY named 'rich' just told me that he has been waiting to try out his "Brazilian JuJitsu" in a streetfight were he would break both my arms within 10 seconds. He offered 10 grand to try it and I'm seriously thinking about it.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Anthony, you reek of insecurity. You feel the need to train long and hard to feel better about yourself. You think that if you are able to inflict physical damage on other people - it will make you more important and worthy in other people's eyes. hahaha.

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Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	Interesting CDSmith that we came up with the same conclusion but different ways of conveying it.

05-27-2005, 03:44 PM	#80
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Anyone who forms their opinion from watching a fictional TV show is a complete fucking moron. Fact = Dragons will melt your shield Fact = Jedi's want to fuck their sisters and Hate their fathers Fact = OC is full of hot chicks Fact = You're an idiot Anyone who takes Martial Arts merely to learn how to fight is a jack ass...