50 cocksuckers...

Fortunately my relationship doesn't suffer this particular malaise...

... but if my woman was withholding sex as some sort of way to prove a point, then she should expect the same in return (or not in return as the case may be).

Works for me cuz she gets mighty anxious when she doesn't get it for any length of time, but YMMV. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thats what you get for getting married fool :1orglaugh

Sad :( :Oh crap

man thats sick

Just talk with your female friends. If they say "no", get 'em drunk and ask them again. ;)

Tell her that you will go down on her for an hour if she will go down on you for 5 minutes

Go to nearest adult bookstore, find booth with hole in wall... 3 bucks worth of quarters at most and you get to pocket $47 :upsidedow

You married her before you discovered she'd never give you head?

Not the wisest move, sonny :)