I need to get my dick sucked.. How do I? Seriously ..

**GigoloJustin** · 05-26-2005, 07:09 PM

Give yourself a pornstar haircut .. always leads to more head

**Pipecrew** · 05-26-2005, 07:10 PM

I think if I was you, or even in your situation, I'd probably kill myself..

A) Being married
B) Begging to get your dick sucked

Jesus, no man should have to live like that.

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by Pipecrew

I think if I was you, or even in your situation, I'd probably kill myself..

A) Being married
B) Begging to get your dick sucked

Jesus, no man should have to live like that.

I love being married.

I just want the fifty bucks

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**Holly** · 05-26-2005, 07:12 PM

1. Peanut Butter
2. Dog

Problem solved.

**Babaganoosh** · 05-26-2005, 07:12 PM

Get her drunk and she'll do it herself. Keep dumping wine or champagne into her, get her all hot and bothered and then tell her that all she has to do is suck your dick and then you'll fuck her brains out.

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by Babaganoosh

Get her drunk and she'll do it herself. Keep dumping wine or champagne into her, get her all hot and bothered and then tell her that all she has to do is suck your dick and then you'll fuck her brains out.

Ahh! Good idea!

She just has to be sober enough to remember so she can admit that she lost and I get my $50 bucks.

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**pxxx** · 05-26-2005, 07:15 PM

Its not too late for AFF. ;)

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by GigoloJustin

Give yourself a pornstar haircut .. always leads to more head

Won't work man. I shave my head

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**good times** · 05-26-2005, 07:16 PM

regulate your lady

**JSA Matt** · 05-26-2005, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Holly

1. Peanut Butter
2. Dog

Problem solved.

that's so cruel. poor dog

**kernelpanic** · 05-26-2005, 07:17 PM

This is why I would never get married.

But to avoid losing the bet, you should consider the peanut butter + dog, and win on technicality.

**TheMob** · 05-26-2005, 07:17 PM

this is why i have this love-hate relationship with gfy

**GigoloJustin** · 05-26-2005, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic

Won't work man. I shave my head

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I wasn't talking about the hair on your head =)

**kernelpanic** · 05-26-2005, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by JSA Matt

that's so cruel. poor dog

I hope he gets proper 2257 documentation from that dog first

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by pxxx

Its not too late for AFF. ;)

Adult Friend Finder? LOL. Won't work. Has to be her. I live in the land of $10 street whores and I figured I'd make $40 profit but that won't work.

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**Babaganoosh** · 05-26-2005, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic

Ahh! Good idea!

She just has to be sober enough to remember so she can admit that she lost and I get my $50 bucks.

.

It'll work. Make sure to trim your triangle of love and give it a good scrub so it will at least be a pleasurable experience for her and she may even do it again when she's sober.

**Donny** · 05-26-2005, 07:19 PM

Hooker??

**Babagirls** · 05-26-2005, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by Babaganoosh

Get her drunk and she'll do it herself. Keep dumping wine or champagne into her, get her all hot and bothered and then tell her that all she has to do is suck your dick and then you'll fuck her brains out.

that actually does work

**Spunky** · 05-26-2005, 07:20 PM

Wait until she's asleep and video tape it

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by GigoloJustin

I wasn't talking about the hair on your head =)

Booyah! That might work actually

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**pornguy** · 05-26-2005, 07:20 PM

Wrap a nice diamond pendant around the base of your cock. tell her the only way to get it, is to suck your cock.

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by Babaganoosh

It'll work. Make sure to trim your triangle of love and give it a good scrub so it will at least be a pleasurable experience for her and she may even do it again when she's sober.

Oh she likes it, just not before the end of the month and lose the bet

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**detoxed** · 05-26-2005, 07:22 PM

You have let her get out of control.. time to find a new one.

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by pornguy

Wrap a nice diamond pendant around the base of your cock. tell her the only way to get it, is to suck your cock.

And she wins a pearl necklace

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**KMR Stitch** · 05-26-2005, 07:27 PM

bottle of 151 + beer bong.

**slapass** · 05-26-2005, 07:31 PM

Go to Le Ruin, a restaurant at the corner of the Hotel district. Ask for the special menu. Bring some extra cash.

**pr0** · 05-26-2005, 07:32 PM

Dude i'd never marry a woman who wouldn't polish the bishop

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by slapass

Go to Le Ruin, a restaurant at the corner of the Hotel district. Ask for the special menu. Bring some extra cash.

Expensive whores don't count either. It has to be first person and it has to be in the next 3 days.

**Turboface** · 05-26-2005, 07:39 PM

KC, you're in Cancun. Getting a BJ shouldn't be a problem.

**detoxed** · 05-26-2005, 07:40 PM

buy her a fucking diamond already

**TDF** · 05-26-2005, 07:41 PM

why get married if you cant rape her mouth?

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by Turboface

KC, you're in Cancun. Getting a BJ shouldn't be a problem.

It's not, but it has to be first person, it can't just be any blowjob to win the fifty bucks, and I'm pretty sure there is an anti-dicksuck coalition against me for the next 3 days

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**Babaganoosh** · 05-26-2005, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic

Oh she likes it, just not before the end of the month and lose the bet

.

Shitty. I'm afraid alcohol is the only answer then. Make her drink enough to forget the bet but remember blowing you. Good luck.

P.S. Chicks love Asti w/ chocolate covered cherries.

**Adult Site Traffic** · 05-26-2005, 07:45 PM

Maybe if I go upload content sets like I'm supposed to be doing I will be in a better position to bargain

:D

**Meorazhar** · 05-26-2005, 08:17 PM

Adult Site Traffic,

There seems to be the only solution. Suck Your OWN dick and keep the 50$

**Bama** · 05-26-2005, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Hooker??

Nahh... Hoover!

You win on a technicality - use the money to buy a blowjob from a hooker

**Spunky** · 05-26-2005, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by Meorazhar

Adult Site Traffic,

There seems to be the only solution. Suck Your OWN dick and keep the 50$

Most people are incapable of doing that...are you?

**Meorazhar** · 05-26-2005, 08:21 PM

Neither am I. But the idea seems brilliant

**BlackCrayon** · 05-26-2005, 08:22 PM

i'd leave her if she didn't suck. fuck that shit. hope at least you're denying her oral as well.

**WiredGuy** · 05-26-2005, 08:43 PM

Cut off all sex with her until she puts out with some oral.
WG

**The Sultan Of Smut** · 05-26-2005, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by Babaganoosh

Get her drunk and she'll do it herself. Keep dumping wine or champagne into her, get her all hot and bothered and then tell her that all she has to do is suck your dick and then you'll fuck her brains out.

You are a wise man.

**runaway** · 05-26-2005, 10:04 PM

SAy "SUck it or I'll pay someone else 50, if u wont."

**GatorB** · 05-26-2005, 10:09 PM

Your wife doesn't suck? WTF did you marry her for? Hell how I the hell did you go out with her long enough to get married? If a girl doesn't suck she's too prudish to be good in bed.

Does she french kiss you? If so then that shows she's not too smart. About 100X time more germs in your mouth than on your dick.

**College Downtime** · 05-26-2005, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by Holly

1. Peanut Butter
2. Dog

Problem solved.

haha desperate times call for desperate measures

**bdld** · 05-26-2005, 10:35 PM

just ram it in her mouth when she's yapping about something. ask for forgiveness later.

**ADL Colin** · 05-26-2005, 10:41 PM

Not hooker, Hoover. Win on a technicality.

**Rorschach** · 05-26-2005, 10:49 PM

Just punch her in the head repeatedly until she complies, it's easy.

**Steve** · 05-26-2005, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic

Ok, told my wife like 3 weeks ago "suck my dick". I was just joking about something she said. Well, she said how that wasn't gonna happen.

Then a friend heard about it and she was giving me shit and singing the "you ain't gonna get your dick sucked" song, so I bet her $50.00 that I would get my dick sucked before the month was over.

Well, my wife was in on that information and I think they have ganged up on me and the month is almost over. I told my wife that I'd give her the $50.00 that I win because that sounds like a good deal that I don't have to pay OUT $50.00 and I still get my dick sucked ..

But now she wants to win on "principle". I fear that I will have to pay up the $50.00 and have to listen to the "I won and you didn't get your dick sucked so you had to pay me fifty dollars" song .. for like, the rest of my life ..

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so your wife
a) wont give you head
b) sides against you

I say spend $50 on some Mexican hooker, and get a knobber in your own goddamn living room while you have company over

**Pretty_Lara** · 05-26-2005, 11:22 PM

man, you seem loosing your 50$ in your situation
why is she so principal, that even ready to refuse of sex for some time?

I need to get my dick sucked.. How do I? Seriously ..

I need to get my dick sucked.. How do I? Seriously ..

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