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				Possibly saddest story ever
			 
			10th Grade 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. she was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, black hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and i handed them to her. she said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. 11th grade The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. she was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart. she asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. she looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Senior year The day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night After everything was over, I was standing at her front door step! I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she doesn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Graduation Day A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her gown and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. A Few Years Later Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another guy. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn`t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". she said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Funeral Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! "I wish I did too..." I thought to my self, and I cried.  | 
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		 This is sad, as well as extremely corny  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Dude....Christ.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 nice story, life sucks when you are to shy to admit to a girl you like her... i feel for the guy, im a shy guy myself. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 howd she die 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 oh yes -  that's a true story fer shuuuuuuuure -  the family of some woman who's died is going to pull out some crap she wrote in her diary in high school and have it read at her funeral. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			sounds like the crap my mother has taped to her fridge from Readers Digest or some other old bags' magazine filled with that kind of writing. 
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		 I hope it's not your life...! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Sad.. but there is a moral in this story... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Thats really corny 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Owned!!!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Really sad.. but hard to beleive, and I suppose that's better - things like that shouldn't happen to anybody.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 dude waste of time to read 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 blah blah blah 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 ouch, kelso says "burn" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY STORY I GET IT!!! 
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		 one thing you guys should know is that women always detect the feeling of men. WE KNOW WHAT YOU FEEL FOR US. We just pretend that we dont know because its too obvious. Think about it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			On the other hand, women always expect men to know what they feel. Thats why they get pissed. 
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		 I think there are some good lessons to the story: live for today, if you want something you need to go for it before the opportunity disappears, and have some confidence in yourself because you are probably an attractive person yourself. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Fuck teh Guy!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Hmmm..where did you copy and paste that sad story from? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 It's one of those 'carpe diem' kinda stories - if you love them don't let it wait - seize the day of love.  Sad but definitely something I would have balled my eyes out (if I read it) when I was in high school. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 that made me want to puke 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Thankfully the 2 (hypothetical) people in that story did not procreate. Just what the world would need... more dumb asses. If he loved her that much, he wouldn't have watched her marry someone else. I undertsand being insecure; I'm the epitome of insecure... but I'd be damned if I watched the man I loved marry someone else lol. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Possibly saddest story ever 
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