Don't You Hate it When you Accidentally Expose Yourself To Your Mum?

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  • Kristian
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 3733
    #1

    Don't You Hate it When you Accidentally Expose Yourself To Your Mum?

    My wife is shopping in town. I decided to send a pic of my penis to her mobile phone. I get my bad boy nice n hard - an impressive 3.76 inches - take the pic, attach it to a text message ("Hey bitch -- this is yours later , you nasty slut"), and send it.

    The moment I hit send I realize my error

    Fuck.
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    • polish_aristocrat
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2002
      • 40377
      #2
      haha, are you for real?


      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • Harmon
          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
          • Mar 2004
          • 20012
          #3


          Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh?
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            • Kristian
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 3733
              #4
              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
              haha, are you for real?



              Yeh - I'm hoping she see's the funny side.

              ha hoping even more she doesn't send me back a pic of her pussy!

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                • brand0n
                  been very busy
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 26983
                  #5
                  arent you a girl?
                  want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                    • polish_aristocrat
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 40377
                      #6
                      Originally posted by brand0n
                      arent you a girl?
                      thats kristen
                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                        • The Duck
                          Adult Content Provider
                          • May 2005
                          • 18243
                          #7
                          hahahahah
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                            • nojob
                              The Original NoJob
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 3682
                              #8
                              3.76? Well Please icq me so I can send you some Longz.

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                                • wildgirl
                                  My Sig was too Big! :(
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 2554
                                  #9
                                  lol
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                                    • Bama
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 2727
                                      #10
                                      This is an easy one to get out of...

                                      Just tell her you left your phone at the bar last nite - they called and you have to go pick it up later today....

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                                        • JFK
                                          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 67373
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Kristian
                                          My wife is shopping in town. I decided to send a pic of my penis to her mobile phone. I get my bad boy nice n hard - an impressive 3.76 inches - take the pic, attach it to a text message ("Hey bitch -- this is yours later , you nasty slut"), and send it.

                                          The moment I hit send I realize my error

                                          Fuck.
                                          yes , but do you have to send it to her twice a day ??

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                                            • Rui
                                              web
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 9533
                                              #12
                                              lol unreal...

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