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Barefootsies 05-26-2005 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Smith... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EROTEEK 05-26-2005 06:41 AM

that question is too easy... just tell me howcome Yoda, the greatest and wisest Jeddi of all times cannot speak proper english...is he a moron? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

loverboy 05-26-2005 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LittleSassy 05-26-2005 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
you're good man...

sickkittens 05-26-2005 09:39 AM

For everyone who wasn't sure...Star Wars is just a movie.

DarkJedi 05-26-2005 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bllott
I was just watching star wars and I noticed something that I haven't been able to explain to myself.

The jedis have total control over their light sabres and can turn them on and off at will.

This means that even while they are fighting they can turn them on an off at will.

So let's say Jedi 1 attacks Jedi 2. Jedi 1 swings and Jedi 2 parries as their light sabres strike.

With real swords made of steel you can parry that way with the swords striking. However, if a Jedi can turn off his saber and on at any time, All that the attacker has to do is strike with an ON saber, and when the attacked tries to parry, he turns off his saber, the swing gets past the defender's saber and then turn it back on cutting him in half after the parry.

That's what I don't understand?

Son, go touch a woman instead.

Screaming 05-26-2005 10:11 AM

i dont get anything you just said really heh, i mean i get some of it but as a whole nope you lost me

C-Bass 05-26-2005 10:17 AM

someone owes me 45 seconds of my life after readin the first post....

Dalai lama 05-26-2005 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

:1orglaugh My god. You guys are so creative.

woj 05-26-2005 10:20 AM

50 star wars fans...

CDSmith 05-26-2005 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by woj
50 star wars fans...

http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1115670005.jpg


... now that it's been "woj'd".

Downtime 05-26-2005 10:45 AM

Like its been said before, it's a movie! You can't dwell on the fake stuff or you won't enjoy it.

Did you know there is no sound in space? So every time you hear a ship whiz by you in space or when the death star explodes, you'd actually hear nothing? They put sound in there b/c it'd be ridiculous if all the space battles were silent, but it's a movie.

Stop analyzing it and just enjoy it.

brand0n 05-26-2005 10:51 AM

http://www.ugavine.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/vader.jpg
I find your lack of faith disturbing

CDSmith 05-26-2005 11:07 AM

http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1114369716.jpg

Gasper 05-26-2005 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by bllott
I was just watching star wars and I noticed something that I haven't been able to explain to myself.

The jedis have total control over their light sabres and can turn them on and off at will.

This means that even while they are fighting they can turn them on an off at will.

So let's say Jedi 1 attacks Jedi 2. Jedi 1 swings and Jedi 2 parries as their light sabres strike.

With real swords made of steel you can parry that way with the swords striking. However, if a Jedi can turn off his saber and on at any time, All that the attacker has to do is strike with an ON saber, and when the attacked tries to parry, he turns off his saber, the swing gets past the defender's saber and then turn it back on cutting him in half after the parry.

That's what I don't understand?

Hehehe :) Shit man thanks for the good laugh. And a valid question though..
but I guess the sabre turns off and on to slowly to do what you've suggested :2 cents:


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