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Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 23
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New Twist on the Nigerian Fraud Emails
Very creative twist to the usual ones.
From: Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA) Plot 555 Misau Street PMB 437 Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA Dear Sir, REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home. In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access this trust fund we need your assistance. Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account for subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names. Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course. Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter. Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only. Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde |
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nice one, very creative indeed LOL
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
Posts: 14,136
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I sale short African astronauts
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,070
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Nigers in space?
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 971
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 10,970
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They are pretty good dancer too
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Maine
Posts: 21
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That's fucked up!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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To date, a running total of four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-TRILLION US dollars has been transfered out of Nigeria and into the bank accounts of over sixty-nine-MILLION gullible Americans, Canadians and citizens of the UK and EU.
True fact that is completely 100% bonified pure and right and correct. :D
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Mountain View, CA
Posts: 5,835
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So this guy got left up there because they had to choose between him and cargo? Cargo won?
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 746
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That Dr. Tunde sure gets around...
Dr. Bakare Tunde Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation Central Business District, Herbert Macaulay Way Abuja, Nigeria. Dear Ryan, REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL; I am Dr. Bakare Tunde a top management staff in the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and I head a seven-man tender's board in charge of Contract Awards and Payments Approvals. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential transaction that involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign account. There were series of contracts executed by a consortium Multinationals in the oil industry in favour of NNPC among which were: *The Supply of Y2K Compliant Personal Computers and Accessories to the Warri, Port Harcourt and Kaduna Refineries. Supply of Drugs and Relief materials to the victims of the Niger/ Delta crises. *The construction of Schools, Hospitals and Housing Units in the Niger/Delta Region. *The original value of these contracts were deliberately over invoiced in the sum of USD FORTY ONE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS (41.5M) which has now been approved and is now ready to be transferred being that the Companies that actually executed these contracts have been paid and the projects officially commissioned. Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account for subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names. Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20% of the transferred sum, while 10% shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70% to other accounts in due course. You must however NOTE that this transaction is subject to the following terms and conditions: Our conviction of your transparent honesty and diligence. That you would treat this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. That as a foreign partner, you will follow our instructions to the letter. Provide the account required, and competent to assist us on profitable investment areas in your Country in an advisory capacity. Furthermore, Modalities have been worked out at the highest levels of the Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank of Nigeria for the immediate transfer of the funds within 10 working days subject to your satisfaction of the above stated terms. Our assurance is that your role is risk free. To accord this transaction the legality it deserves and for mutual security of the fund, the whole approval procedures will be officially and legally processed with your name of any Company you may nominate as the Bonafide beneficiary. Once more, I want you to understand that having put in over 26 years in the service of my country, I am averse to having my image and career dented. This matter should therefore be treated with utmost secrecy and urgency. Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include this transfer in the third batch of this financial quarter payment. Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct fax number 234- 1-759 1648 only. Yours Sincerely, Dr.Bakare Tunde |
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Have laptop will travel
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 145201426
Posts: 13,074
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LMAO I just got a new one too. It was from an Iraqui exile in London and the rich guy was a dead Iraqi general. Even gave the name of a real dead Iraqui general. I googled him Gues people are getting wiser to the Nigerian shit lmfao
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First African GFY Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 12,114
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Abacha? Lmao. The Abacha that Nigeria knows was the late president or dictator, which ever one you like. He died of so called "heart attack" but Nigerian citizens as myself know he was killed. I live in the US though. Nice twist to this one for sure.
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