Looking for a text generator, and have a question for the SEO guys (again)... - GoFuckYourself.com

Antonio · 05-23-2005, 05:47 PM

I'm looking for a text generating program, I remember somebody posted a thread not so long ago but can't find it. The program should be able to generate random text which follows all the grammar rules, I just want to see if I can build one or two pages, and try to get some placement on the SEs.

I have no problem having something like that custom buid but it's much better and probably cheaper to buy one off the shelf.

The question:

Is there some kind of a rule regarding your targeted keyword density?
Let?s say I create a page with some text (say 400 words) and my keyword is 'horny midgets'. How many times should the term 'horny midgets' appear on that page?

p.s. I know it's all about the meta tags ;)

fireorange · 05-23-2005, 05:49 PM

If you buy stock in the SE you're targeting, you'll rank higher.

fireorange · 05-23-2005, 05:49 PM

It's all about the meta tags.

fireorange · 05-23-2005, 05:50 PM

Theres no money in SEO

fireorange · 05-23-2005, 05:50 PM

Get a GooglePriorityID meta tag

fireorange · 05-23-2005, 05:50 PM

That should be it, any more?

Sosa · 05-23-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fireorange

If you buy stock in the SE you're targeting, you'll rank higher.

I wonder how many people are actually believing this the past few days.

Chio The Pirate · 05-23-2005, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

I'm looking for a text generating program, I remember somebody posted a thread not so long ago but can't find it. The program should be able to generate random text which follows all the grammar rules, I just want to see if I can build one or two pages, and try to get some placement on the SEs.

I have no problem having something like that custom buid but it's much better and probably cheaper to buy one off the shelf.

The question:

Is there some kind of a rule regarding your targeted keyword density?
Let?s say I create a page with some text (say 400 words) and my keyword is 'horny midgets'. How many times should the term 'horny midgets' appear on that page?

p.s. I know it's all about the meta tags ;)

YARGH! There be a script called nonsense that after some modifications could do what you need. I use it to create all kinds of things randomly.

Antonio · 05-23-2005, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! There be a script called nonsense that after some modifications could do what you need. I use it to create all kinds of things randomly.

Thanks, Googled it:

Jeff Holman has written a wonderful script called Nonsense, which produces random sentences which are grammatically correct......

Exactly what I'm looking for !!!

who · 05-23-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by fireorange

That should be it, any more?

Uh, how about: "Just get more pagerank".?.

Chio The Pirate · 05-23-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

Thanks, Googled it:

Jeff Holman has written a wonderful script called Nonsense, which produces random sentences which are grammatically correct......

Exactly what I'm looking for !!!

YARGH! Glad to help.

Nicky · 05-23-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by fireorange

Get a GooglePriorityID meta tag

huuuusshhhhh

OzMan · 05-23-2005, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

Thanks, Googled it:

Jeff Holman has written a wonderful script called Nonsense, which produces random sentences which are grammatically correct......

Exactly what I'm looking for !!!

That won't defeat SE's contextual linguistics filters which check surrounding text.

Green apples seem to absorb pesticides more than red ones. I love horny midgets. The American Revolution was a waste of lives.

kinda stands out doesn't it...

but at least it's better than

I gently removed her HOT TEEN PUSSY t-shirt and began licking her FREE MILF PICS until she begged me to stop.

Kevsh · 05-23-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

Is there some kind of a rule regarding your targeted keyword density?
Let?s say I create a page with some text (say 400 words) and my keyword is 'horny midgets'. How many times should the term 'horny midgets' appear on that page?

Don't spend a minute worrying about keyword density. Focus on the surrounding text, page title, link text, etc. etc. There's a forumala called the C-Index but it's too late (and I'm too tired!) for me to google it now. Shouldn't be hard to find - it's a big help in such matters once you do a little homework.

Chio The Pirate · 05-23-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan

That won't defeat SE's contextual linguistics filters which check surrounding text.

Green apples seem to absorb pesticides more than red ones. I love horny midgets. The American Revolution was a waste of lives.

kinda stands out doesn't it...

but at least it's better than

I gently removed her HOT TEEN PUSSY t-shirt and began licking her FREE MILF PICS until she begged me to stop.

YARGH! It's all the way you set it up. It does work very well ;)

OzMan · 05-23-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! It's all the way you set it up. It does work very well ;)

Interesting,.. I already have a solution but will check out this nonsense lol

Rorschach · 05-23-2005, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan

That won't defeat SE's contextual linguistics filters which check surrounding text.

Green apples seem to absorb pesticides more than red ones. I love horny midgets. The American Revolution was a waste of lives.

kinda stands out doesn't it...

but at least it's better than

I gently removed her HOT TEEN PUSSY t-shirt and began licking her FREE MILF PICS until she begged me to stop.

haha

shit talker

reynold · 05-23-2005, 10:33 PM

You should have your own googlepriority ID..

Snake Doctor · 05-23-2005, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by fireorange

If you buy stock in the SE you're targeting, you'll rank higher.

That's only true for the preferred stock, not the common stock.....quit misleading the noobs, they'll end up buying common stock and not get any rankings for it.

pornguy · 05-23-2005, 11:42 PM

Hit me on ICQ tomorrow night, and I will pass along some info. It may or may not help.

Shags · 05-24-2005, 12:01 AM

http://www.articlebot.com

Antonio · 05-24-2005, 06:06 PM

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Well, instead of starting a new thread I might as well bump this one. Since I'm clueless about SEs I'll assume that what OzMan said is true.

So here's a possible solution:

You can grab some text that is NOT copyrighted - say 'War and Piece' from Tolstoy, just copy 300 words from that book, and then replace the name of 'Napoleon' with your desried term, in this case 'horny midgets'. Copy that text on a single HTML page, repeat 200 times (for different terms), and you'll have a very SE friendly site. You can always cook a simple script or a program to automate that.

That should fool even the most powerful SE filters/scripts/robots/whatever.

Do you see any flows?

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OzMan · 05-24-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

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Well, instead of starting a new thread I might as well bump this one. Since I'm clueless about SEs I'll assume that what OzMan said is true.

So here's a possible solution:

You can grab some text that is NOT copyrighted - say 'War and Piece' from Tolstoy, just copy 300 words from that book, and then replace the name of 'Napoleon' with your desried term, in this case 'horny midgets'. Copy that text on a single HTML page, repeat 200 times (for different terms), and you'll have a very SE friendly site. You can always cook a simple script or a program to automate that.

That should fool even the most powerful SE filters/scripts/robots/whatever.

Do you see any flows?

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Antonio, drop me a quick email and I'll point you in the right direction.
ozman.lasvegas at gmail.com

Antonio · 05-24-2005, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan

Antonio, drop me a quick email and I'll point you in the right direction.
ozman.lasvegas at gmail.com

email sent

thanks

colpanic · 05-24-2005, 07:55 PM

A buddy of mine has a program that would do what you want, and deal with the surrounding text issue too.

Basically you seed it with the type of text you want (the more examples, the better it generates).. and then it builds a statistical model of how sentences should be formed (which words tend to follow each other etc...).. and it can spit out text endlessly from that.

Back in the day we used to screw with people by feeding their chat history from several months into it & starting up a bot with their username. It was pretty scary sometimes.

If you are looking to buy something like this let me know and I can have him generate some sample text for you.

T

OzMan · 05-24-2005, 08:05 PM

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05-23-2005, 05:47 PM	#1
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	Looking for a text generator, and have a question for the SEO guys (again)... I'm looking for a text generating program, I remember somebody posted a thread not so long ago but can't find it. The program should be able to generate random text which follows all the grammar rules, I just want to see if I can build one or two pages, and try to get some placement on the SEs. I have no problem having something like that custom buid but it's much better and probably cheaper to buy one off the shelf. The question: Is there some kind of a rule regarding your targeted keyword density? Let?s say I create a page with some text (say 400 words) and my keyword is 'horny midgets'. How many times should the term 'horny midgets' appear on that page? p.s. I know it's all about the meta tags ;)

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colpanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,007	A buddy of mine has a program that would do what you want, and deal with the surrounding text issue too. Basically you seed it with the type of text you want (the more examples, the better it generates).. and then it builds a statistical model of how sentences should be formed (which words tend to follow each other etc...).. and it can spit out text endlessly from that. Back in the day we used to screw with people by feeding their chat history from several months into it & starting up a bot with their username. It was pretty scary sometimes. If you are looking to buy something like this let me know and I can have him generate some sample text for you. T __________________ I like ducks.

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, instead of starting a new thread I might as well bump this one. Since I'm clueless about SEs I'll assume that what OzMan said is true. So here's a possible solution: You can grab some text that is NOT copyrighted - say 'War and Piece' from Tolstoy, just copy 300 words from that book, and then replace the name of 'Napoleon' with your desried term, in this case 'horny midgets'. Copy that text on a single HTML page, repeat 200 times (for different terms), and you'll have a very SE friendly site. You can always cook a simple script or a program to automate that. That should fool even the most powerful SE filters/scripts/robots/whatever. Do you see any flows? ----------------

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