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  • PornGeneral
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    • Sep 2004
    • 564
    #1

    Funny joke to play on ex-girlfriend

    My friend marked "I AM A SLUT" on his ex-girlfriend with a UV marking pen. She went down town dancing and the UV lights in the club made it appear. We could not stop laughing.... She couldn't figure it out or wash it off in the bathroom.

    Wish I had my digital camera... OWNED! Would have been appropriate.
    "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Patton
    "Only the dead have seen the end of war." -Plato
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    • galleryseek
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      • Mar 2002
      • 8234
      #2
      how the fuck did he mark it on her without her knowing?

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        • Furious_Female
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          • Oct 2002
          • 8187
          #3
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            • RisqueWritings
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              • Nov 2004
              • 628
              #4
              Originally posted by galleryseek
              how the fuck did he mark it on her without her knowing?
              Ditto. Sounds like she was stupid.. (for dating him) not a slut.
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                • beemk
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                  • Jan 2002
                  • 20829
                  #5
                  Originally posted by galleryseek
                  how the fuck did he mark it on her without her knowing?
                  haha really
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                    • polish_aristocrat
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 40377
                      #6
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                        • PornGeneral
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                          • Sep 2004
                          • 564
                          #7
                          She broke up with him to "explore other options". Which really didn't break his heart cause they were not 100% committed to each other.

                          The night before she was a sleep at a friends house on her couch. He made his strike then, knowing we were going out to the clubs on Saturday together. We just sat back and waited wondering if it would work or fade/washout. When we went inside the first club and it appeared we could not hold back and just lost it.
                          Last edited by PornGeneral; 05-24-2005, 12:15 PM.
                          "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Patton
                          "Only the dead have seen the end of war." -Plato

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                            • Trax
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                              • Aug 2001
                              • 14486
                              #8
                              I don't think a lot of people down here could come that close their ex's face to mark them like that lol
                              apart from that it sounds nice...

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                                • axelcat
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                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 25450
                                  #9

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                                    • PornGeneral
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                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 564
                                      #10
                                      Girlfriend maybe the wrong way to describe their relationship.

                                      1. Friends
                                      2. Friends w/benifits
                                      3. Always fucking blowing off others to fuck etc..
                                      4. Got tired of fucking each other.
                                      5. He enjoyed the "sure thing" but she felt the need to end fucking.
                                      6. Told everyone he couldn't get over her to save face with her friends.
                                      7. Started to make up stories to appear as if she was innocent.
                                      8. Turned into super bitch when we went out (a lot of common friends)
                                      9. He heard these stories and got revenge on Saturday.

                                      As of Saturday night we haven't heard from them... lol
                                      Last edited by PornGeneral; 05-24-2005, 12:28 PM.
                                      "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Patton
                                      "Only the dead have seen the end of war." -Plato

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                                        • IwantU Bryan
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                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 1764
                                          #11
                                          Nice Idea, will definitely give it a try..
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                                            • wjxxx
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                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 4448
                                              #12

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                                                • sickkittens
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 25100
                                                  #13
                                                  Sounds like BS to me. I'm sure she really would let him write on her too.

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                                                    • PornGeneral
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                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                      • 564
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                      Sounds like BS to me. I'm sure she really would let him write on her too.
                                                      Believe it if you want to or not. It is true. Btw, she was a sleep when he wrote on her.
                                                      "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Patton
                                                      "Only the dead have seen the end of war." -Plato

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                                                        • flashfire
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                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                          #15
                                                          that is so funny, good job

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                                                            • Screaming
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                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 18972
                                                              #16
                                                              wow thats fucked up and well a little funny

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                                                                • The Duck
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                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 18243
                                                                  #17
                                                                  This story is bs. Are you telling me the girl didnt shower before she went out?

                                                                  And those pens leave a faint yellow mark.

                                                                  Edit. And what about makeup?
                                                                  Last edited by The Duck; 05-25-2005, 01:37 AM.
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                                                                    • Rui
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                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 9533
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by kandah
                                                                      This story is bs. Are you telling me the girl didnt shower before she went out?

                                                                      And those pens leave a faint yellow mark.

                                                                      Edit. And what about makeup?
                                                                      You make it sound like all girls shower before going out...lol the sluts know how to "sell" the punani dirty..no need for showers

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                                                                        • reality bites
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                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                          • 37
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I still don´t see why she is a slut? Because he didn´t break it up first? Maybe she didn´t act all that nice, but IMO then he´s just mad because he didn´t have the balls to end it. How childish to start writing things like that on her.
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