what MAN doesnt like to have every inch of his body loved. I reallly like it when they start you off on your back then roll your legs over your head grabbing both ass cheeeks with their hand and buring their faces in your shit pipe while shaking their head like what can only be described as the cookie monster shuffle. Anyone elses mom or aunts call it that?

im saving the best for the 3rd page if it gets there Ram... LOL
But even then we both know the depths of my depravity know NO human bounds.
(only legal ones)

You are the Man....dude you see this post
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=471732

Can you come downstairs and see me :winkwink:

Ok we need to bump this puppy and get the good ones from Old Stiffy

ahhhh shucks Ram. :) Im glad we were able to make each other happy in a safe hetrosexual way. :)

wow, you really got your ass eating thread big RAM :D i wouldn't recommend anyone to eat my hairy ass though :helpme

Look the bottom line is if you can put your feet up in the air and have your butt hole licked clean...that is good living :thumbsup

Yes and it has not been easy. You see it is hard to get people to come out of the closet and just say hey I like to have my Butt Hole Licked

the trick w hairy asses is to braid them. Get one of those kits from Wallgreens and make a game out of it with your partner. I have a fairly hairy ass and sometimes its fun to just to know that she is having to chew thru a sweat clump to get to the treasure.
:)

OMG that is fucking Awesome :thumbsup

With a hairy pussy it's like having to get through the bush to the picnic

awesome :thumbsup

We need more people to come forward and share there Ass Eating

RAM you've come a long way from RAM and girlie, vegas '99

I didn't even think it was legal for Ram and Joe to post in the same thread...:pimp

agreed :thumbsup on a side note...i shaved my balls a few hours ago and it itches like shit!!!! (like always) :helpme

:Oh crap :helpme

yikes!!!!

Almost page 3!

100 Ass Licks!

I have a motto...

Finger good
Tongue better
Dildo BAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

This shit is BANANAS

you'd be surprised how many men like (or want) their assholes licked.
most men are scared to admit it cuz "its gay" and they are SOOOOOOOO macho & "would never do that gay shit"....

ya, right!! lol

MOST men would never admit to buying a strap on for their girlfriend either. The trick is to find the smallest strap on cock... lock-tight guys is all I have to say.
Now we can kick it up a notch.
I have been checking into these strap on tongue vibrators, they are small steel rods that go around a band you slide around your tongue.

And Poppy, as long as it isnt the johnny holmes or black mamba dildo, what is the difference in how she checks your oil? You know what im say dawg. :anon :batman

the strapon thing doesn't do it for me i think. but i have to admit i do like a girls finger up my ass when we fuck. the first time it feels weird when you cum...but it's cool :thumbsup my orgasm doen't feel as intense with a finger up my ass though :upsidedow

haha fuck that is hilkarious hahahah :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My favorite fuck - rim position:
lay her on her back, then have her put her leg up knees towards her head. Straddle her legs so you are standing over her face. Pull her ass up into the bicycle position, and begin fucking her. She is now in the best possible position to finger your asshole or allow you to drop down for a good rim when you are ready to nut. Since your aiming down it adds to the buildup, ie pressure at the base of the cock. Add to that a finger in your ass, while you fuck either of her exposed holes and BAM. Not recommended for first dates....

ok, i need a smoke break before i try to figure out what that would look like :pimp me no englishman :upsidedow

*lol ok I'll try that as soon as I find a new girl who wants me and my small cock :thumbsup

Ass licking sucks!

my lips are sealed.....






ok...i think they're hot!

See you understand - Come out of the Closet and say yes lick my Butt Hole

i find it a bit disturbing

and WHY do you find it Disturbing ?

I mean the girl likes to lick Butt Hole I like to have it licked what is wrong ?

BINGO was his name O!!!

Nope. You're not alone.

It's a huge turn on.

:pimp

hahah ! :1orglaugh

Okay soI love having my asshole licked.. But I love licking ass way more.. especially while you give em' a hand job.. I have made many men happy.. Most freak out or act like it is not there thing but they end up comming back for more... Go RAM...