PHP programmer needed - GoFuckYourself.com

hagbard · 05-23-2005, 12:03 PM

I need a php programmer. Must have at least 4 years experience. This is a one time project that might turn into more if I trust you. if you want to be considered, email mtareza _ at _ gmail.com If you post here saying "I can do it" I'll laugh and call you a fag.

Mark

BloodFart · 05-23-2005, 12:05 PM

gmail? If you can't afford a domain, you can't afford a programmer.

what a jackoff!

Napolean · 05-23-2005, 01:01 PM

I can do it

Dalai lama · 05-23-2005, 01:02 PM

Napolean is a cool dude.

Napolean · 05-23-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dalai lama

Napolean is a cool dude.

hehe thanks

I'm just kidding about the job btw, I was just not following directions

Furious_Female · 05-23-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dalai lama

Napolean is a cool dude.

...and Napolean is the greatest programmer ever!

BlueWire · 05-23-2005, 01:05 PM

If you want to deal with a professional firm...we have 6 programmers on staff...all of which have over 4 years. Most have 8+ years

25/hr

Kross · 05-23-2005, 01:10 PM

Hey - I can help you out - Have been programming for over 10 years... Let me know what you want and we can work up a deal..

Quote:

Originally Posted by hagbard

I need a php programmer. Must have at least 4 years experience. This is a one time project that might turn into more if I trust you. if you want to be considered, email mtareza _ at _ gmail.com If you post here saying "I can do it" I'll laugh and call you a fag.

Mark

hagbard · 05-23-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BloodFart

gmail? If you can't afford a domain, you can't afford a programmer.

what a jackoff!

Wow. I mean really. Wow. You're right man. It's not that I just dont want to put my main email address on a fucking cesspool like GFY for degerate ass clowns like you to spam. You got me. I'll go cry like a little bitch now.

To everyone else who claims to be professional or skilled and actually posted here instead of emailing me, holy shit you suck. If you can't read enough directions to write me an email, do you seriously think I'm going to trust you with my project?

hagbard · 05-23-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kross

Hey - I can help you out - Have been programming for over 10 years... Let me know what you want and we can work up a deal..

LOL FAG

See my original post for clarification.

BlueWire · 05-23-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by hagbard

Wow. I mean really. Wow. You're right man. It's not that I just dont want to put my main email address on a fucking cesspool like GFY for degerate ass clowns like you to spam. You got me. I'll go cry like a little bitch now.

To everyone else who claims to be professional or skilled and actually posted here instead of emailing me, holy shit you suck. If you can't read enough directions to write me an email, do you seriously think I'm going to trust you with my project?

Maybe we read the directions....saw the "tude" and decided that it wasnt worth the time to email

Babaganoosh · 05-23-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueWire

If you want to deal with a professional firm...we have 6 programmers on staff...all of which have over 4 years. Most have 8+ years

25/hr

A professional firm who can't read and follow simple rules?
http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

hagbard · 05-23-2005, 02:50 PM

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Maybe we read the directions....saw the "tude" and decided that it wasnt worth the time to email

Ah. So you wanted my business just enough to show me that you couldnt follow directions. Speaks very well of you. Next time, just move on and save yourself the time posting. You're not going to convince me that your response was not simply pasted from a copy of windows notepad that you keep open all day ready to "pat reply" your way into another job poorly done.

HorseShit · 05-23-2005, 02:54 PM

I can do it

BloodFart · 05-23-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by hagbard

Wow. I mean really. Wow. You're right man. It's not that I just dont want to put my main email address on a fucking cesspool like GFY for degerate ass clowns like you to spam. You got me. I'll go cry like a little bitch now.

Yet you'll use your super-elite gmail account on the cesspool? If that were the case. Your first message would have been

I need a php programmer. Must have at least 4 years experience. This is a one time project that might turn into more if I trust you. if you want to be considered, leave your email here

But it wasnt. Your broke ass is trying to get free coding. You ain't fooling anyone cumnozzle.

hagbard · 05-23-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BloodFart

Yet you'll use your super-elite gmail account on the cesspool? If that were the case. Your first message would have been

I need a php programmer. Must have at least 4 years experience. This is a one time project that might turn into more if I trust you. if you want to be considered, leave your email here

But it wasnt. Your broke ass is trying to get free coding. You ain't fooling anyone cumnozzle.

Holy shit, you think that gmail is super elite?

Next 85 people to post here get free gmail invites because its about as hard to get into gmail as it is to get into Bloodfart's rectum. (and you dont get genital warts from gmail)

Just leave it man. I found a nice guy, follows directions, $60 an hour and he gave me an itemized plan of how he would do it. As I'm a Zend Certified programmer myself, I appreciate small touches like that. Sorry I wasted your day by forcing you to read my post then make 2 useless posts of your own.

Gottis · 05-23-2005, 03:33 PM

$60 an hour, do you get to fuck him while he writes code or what?

hagbard · 05-23-2005, 03:39 PM

HA! First I'm called a cheapo for using Gmail now I apparently pay too much. GFY really is a mixed bag isnt it? For all idiots out there:

a $60 an hour programmer that responds to your email with a plan of attack specifying techniques and making further suggestions is likely to take less than half the time a $30/hr programmer is going to take AND do a better job at it.

Never underpay programmers, you get what you pay for.

05-23-2005, 12:03 PM	#1
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Gottis Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: VIP NO ID Posts: 1,746	$60 an hour, do you get to fuck him while he writes code or what?

05-23-2005, 03:39 PM	#18
hagbard Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 309	HA! First I'm called a cheapo for using Gmail now I apparently pay too much. GFY really is a mixed bag isnt it? For all idiots out there: a $60 an hour programmer that responds to your email with a plan of attack specifying techniques and making further suggestions is likely to take less than half the time a $30/hr programmer is going to take AND do a better job at it. Never underpay programmers, you get what you pay for.