why the fuck does it hurt having something shoved in your ass?

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  • chadglni
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 6924

    #1

    why the fuck does it hurt having something shoved in your ass?

    Am I the only one with this problem?


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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133986

    #2
    Depends if your female or not

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    • mrthumbs
      salad tossing sig guy
      • Apr 2002
      • 11702

      #3
      hey man.. i warned you i was big

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      • DWB
        Registered User
        • Jul 2003
        • 31779

        #4
        Because your not relaxed. Relax and slightly push like your pooping and it will go in with better. Loads of lube also helps.

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        • OG LennyT
          Wall Street Pimp
          • Jun 2003
          • 14345

          #5
          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
          Because your not relaxed. Relax and slightly push like your pooping and it will go in with better. Loads of lube also helps.
          good advice from experience it sounds
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          • Sosa
            In Tushy Land
            • Oct 2002
            • 40149

            #6
            things aren't meant to go up the poop shoot

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            • pornguy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2003
              • 62912

              #7
              The Ass was ment to be exit only!
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              • chadglni
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 6924

                #8
                I'm a dude, and my gf has this thing with wantin to stick her fingers up my ass

                But it just makes me feel like I need to shit! what do I do?


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                • juve20
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 2542

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pornguy
                  The Ass was ment to be exit only!
                  Exactly!!

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                  • CDSmith
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2001
                    • 51460

                    #10
                    Originally posted by chadglni
                    I'm a dude, and my gf has this thing with wantin to stick her fingers up my ass

                    But it just makes me feel like I need to shit! what do I do?
                    Go to the drug store and buy a few of those "fleet" enema bottles. Take yourself a good high fucking enema before sex, and if she's that fixated with your ass then get her to administer it.




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                    • STD
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2005
                      • 524

                      #11
                      Just relax and tell your dad to put that thing away!

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                      • DarkJedi
                        No Refunds Issued.
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 28301

                        #12
                        Originally posted by chadglni
                        Am I the only one with this problem?
                        ask your mom. she's had lots of experience.
                        Last edited by DarkJedi; 08-26-2005, 01:22 AM.

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                        • StatsJunky
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 639

                          #13
                          Originally posted by chadglni
                          I'm a dude, and my gf has this thing with wantin to stick her fingers up my ass

                          But it just makes me feel like I need to shit! what do I do?
                          Find a new girlfriend to finger your arse properly
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                          • jimboc
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 1614

                            #14
                            piles?....

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                            • montel
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 2606

                              #15
                              especially when the thing in her ass is attached to - "MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
                              Barefootsies

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                              • PixeLs
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 11922

                                #16
                                As much as I wanted I really don't know how you feel.

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                                • DutchTeenCash
                                  I like Dutch Girls
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 21684

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                  The Ass was ment to be exit only!
                                  I wonder if thats true

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                                  • DeniseAWC
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 115

                                    #18
                                    I heard it's because the nerves around the hairs on your arsehole are directly linked to your tear ducts. While it feels like pain, actually all it's doing is making your eyes water...

                                    Or so I was told when my other half wanted to bone my brown hole!
                                    Denise

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                                    • Manowar
                                      jellyfish  
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 71528

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mrthumbs
                                      hey man.. i warned you i was big

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                                      • pussyluver
                                        Clueless OleMan
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 11009

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by StatsJunky
                                        Find a new girlfriend to finger your arse properly
                                        Or buy her a fuckin book on the topic. Prostate massage can be stimulating esp as you get older. I can do without it, cause I'd feel like the enema is required to be clean... A girl that knows how to do this right prolly knows a bunch of stuff that is gonna knock your socks off. That's why real pros cost so much.

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                                        • pussyluver
                                          Clueless OleMan
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 11009

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jimboc
                                          piles?....


                                          Well it's not good for them. You prolly risk other things as well. What if you have polyps. Have a colonoscopy 1st.

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                                          • chadglni
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 6924

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pussyluver
                                            Or buy her a fuckin book on the topic. Prostate massage can be stimulating esp as you get older. I can do without it, cause I'd feel like the enema is required to be clean... A girl that knows how to do this right prolly knows a bunch of stuff that is gonna knock your socks off. That's why real pros cost so much.
                                            Thanks, but this thread was a joke.


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                                            • phogirl69
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 3330

                                              #23
                                              I am not allowed to touch my boyfriends exit hole. He is always guarding like it's a holy grail. I always like to tease him by going near it and he gets mad!! All guys I've been with are like this, they are afraid it makes him gay.

                                              I like to tease him by lubing my finger up with spit and attacking him.

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                                              • chadglni
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 6924

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                I am not allowed to touch my boyfriends exit hole. He is always guarding like it's a holy grail. I always like to tease him by going near it and he gets mad!! All guys I've been with are like this, they are afraid it makes him gay.

                                                I like to tease him by lubing my finger up with spit and attacking him.
                                                Just ram it in when he's not paying attention.


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                                                • Wiggles
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 14423

                                                  #25
                                                  because your ass is supposed to be exit traffic only!
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                                                  • mardigras
                                                    Bon temps!
                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 14194

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Wiggles
                                                    because your ass is supposed to be exit traffic only!
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                                                    • mikeyddddd
                                                      Viva la vulva!
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 16557

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by chadglni
                                                      I'm a dude, and my gf has this thing with wantin to stick her fingers up my ass

                                                      But it just makes me feel like I need to shit! what do I do?
                                                      So go ahead and shit. That'll teach her.

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                                                      • Doc911
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 3695

                                                        #28
                                                        this thread is useless without picts of the asian girl with the alien strap-on


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