God is fucking with you.

He is funny like that. . . . . so I called her . . . she wants me to come over tonight . . . . I said I would get back to her.

She also wants me to hook her up with some women. Maybe I will bring my camera when I do show up on her doorstep.

Damn, She must be pretty old.

J/K

Anyway, just make sure that she is still together in the head before you bang her again. You dont want or need a stalker.

no doubt, I think I mentioned early on that was one of my major concerns.

As far as her being stalker material, that is doubtful. She was always one of my more mentally stable gals. . . . except that she has always been a little pre-occupied with sex. I think I can deal with that though.

We talked for a while today, and she seems to still be pretty intelligent (even if she did pay someone $40k for property that wasn't his to sell).

In the course of our conversation she mentioned she was going to the gym, so as suspected, I am sure she is still going to be a knockout.

If you are single, go for it bro! You've got nothing to lose...

i luv calls for ex girls...

Go for it, bro... Although you should have her come over to your place: She wants the bootie, so she should make the drive. ;)

Fucken hit it dude...

Gad damn.

If she looks good, you know you can deal with her, she fucks you and others good, what the fuck are you waitin for?

She sounds pretty damned horny.

You best wrap up little baddog before sending him down the foxhole.

I thought about that . . . I figured I could get her to do some housework while she was here.

It is better to keep them hanging, than to appear overly anxious.

I figure I will call her in a couple hours and tell her I got hung up.

lol, dude you aren't desperate, just decisive.

Does she read GFY? :)

you know that, and I know that . . . but it has been a few years, I have to make sure she knows it.

no .

Dust off that pussy and let the dog out :thumbsup

Yes. Would you like to know that your girlfriend is hanging out with another guy?

Dog, you really are a hoot. Look in the mirror. You are a striking looking man, but you are not a young stud. Look at Goldie Hawn who turns 60 this year. How about Suzanne Somers who is in her late 50's. How about Bo Derek and Diane Keaton. They are beautiful talented rich *older* women.

Now, if you were Donald Trump, I could understand your desire to have teeny boppers on your arm, but you are kidding yourself if you think those young girls you photograph give a shit about you.

Stop trying so damn hard to be 21. You work in porn, live in a run down beach shack, and act like a fucking scumbag. What the hell do you have to offer this woman? She must be pretty desperate to be calling you. Why don't you send her this thread? Why not try for once to be a man of integrity. :321GFY

CONFUCY TROLLS LIKE NO OTHERRRRR!!!

I bow to your power. You are undoubtedly the queen of the backhanded compliment followed by the power slam.

Btw.... why is Baddog such a target for you? He obviously gets under your skin... why? I missed much of the action on the "other" boards.

CD, a long time ago, I watched baddog do his thing on other boards including Dig's old board, xbiz, oprano, ynot, and netpond. I felt he was mistreated. I defended him. I posted POSITIVE comments about him.

Then, along comes the Oprano gang, and they posted phony pictures and lies about me. Baddog bought right into the whole thing and joined them in their attacks upon me. It hurt. I didn't deserve the abuse.

Sooooooooooo, whenever I can get in a few jabs, I do it....but I do appreciate some of baddog's work. But when men start putting down women because of their age, their looks, and treat them like objects, I react. Without women, there would be no porn market. Without older successful women, many men would be in the street.

Baddog has to grow up and start being the man he was when he was younger. He has always been a rebel, but now he tries too hard. A woman must have hurt him badly for him to make the chauvinistic remarks he made here and on other boards. SHAME SHAME DOGGY.

One more question, if I may...

Why does Gonzo think you're in jail? :1orglaugh

That is why I don't have a "girlfriend." Any girl I date is welcome to do as she pleases.

It bothers her that she is on ignore, which makes it really funny that she would even direct questions to me, because she knows full well that she is on ignore.

Compliment?

hit it 2 times.

once for you, and once for the GFY crew.

Well, she did call you a "striking looking" man. :D

Confuce.... this was to you. :D

CD, if I were in jail, Gonzo would have my jail info posted everywhere.

The only one who deserves to be in jail is Gonzo for contacting *HH* and spreading it.......HACKER HERPES.

Usually I'm not the one who is interrupting webmaster's threads to attack. I couldn't resist this time because Baddog was all puffed up about being a dirty cad. This woman he is describing is not a scabby beach dweller. She is someone from his past who has treated him well and cared about him. This is how he repays her kindness. Baddog will say anything to get attention...so will Gonzo. I feel sorry for both of them, but that doesn't mean I will shut up and not speak my mind.

I have her on ignore, so I missed that . . . although it sounds more like stating the obvious than a compliment. :winkwink:

I'm just very very out of the loop on all this.

Gonzo has

FREE CONFUCY!! in his GFY sig, that' why I asked.

All, well maybe you should read what she wrote then? I don't know, some of it looks bad, a bit of it not all that bad..... some of it kind of funny actually...
Seriously, I wouln't mind banging Suzanne Somers. :D

CD, gonzo has no identity. He has done nothing that has made him stand out He jumped on my bandwagon when I was ranting and raving on Oprano. He stalked me. He became a snitch. He made me out to be someone I'm not. He just won't stop. Only a lonely desperate man would do what he has done. He even uses an ugly confucy cariacature as his Oprano icon.

At least baddog can ride a motorcycle, use cameras, go to events, be seen with more women than Juicy, share his glory past with us, and sometimes be amusing. Gonzo vegitates.

How about a series called: DESPERATE MALE PORN WEBMASTERS

What is funny is her comments . . .ie: my rundown 3 bedroom beach shack . . and even better what do I have to offer.

I just got home. Went up to house in PVE (microbitch knows what that means). Jean has a great porn collection, and her personal trainer is fucking hot. Look for me to be introducing her to GFY when we get her site up.

So, we go cruising along the coast for a couple hours, and I ask her where she wants to go. "The strip club!!" no hesitation.

We both had a great time, and now she has someone to go to nudie bars with her.

But I have a question. Why is it that the guy always have to have something to offer? Fuck that shit. It is 2005. It is time that we ask her, what do you have to offer?

Her ignorance is amazing. MicroBitch, you don't know shit about how much this chick cared about me in the past, and what the hell am I doing that is so bad now? I didn't call her right away? BFD.

Stupid bitch.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha
You are critical of her age. You reveal her private sexual preferences. You play the *call back* games with her. You fluff up your feathers and brag, brag, brag. I think she deserves some respect and privacy. You sound like a real user. You have a long history with this woman. She must care or she wouldn't be calling you. The least you can do is be discreet, but then...I forgot, you are baddog, who only dates girls young enough to be your grand-daughter. I bet your kids are really proud of you after this bullshit thread.

You want to bang baddog :2 cents:

Pimp, you gotta be kidding.

I see potential in baddog. It disappoints me when men put down women for ridiculous reasons. I see many webmasters change their colors just to get attention on the boards. When you add all the pieces of the puzzle together, you come up with a hell of a lot of insecure men who have major ego problems.

Who really takes *attention board hogs* seriously? Only a few can get away with their craziness like Juicy, KB, Shaw, Serge, Amp...

Only when you have been there and done that can you be obnoxious and silly. Baddog takes himself so seriously that half of the time, he comes across as a mean old bastard. :(

So you're not posting from jail then? Cool.

:Oh crap !

CD, no jail record here. I just associate with convicts.

Thanks for reposting my posts. Baddog won't admit it, but he loves it when I spank him. :winkwink:

Ha ha.... that could very well be true. I can't say for sure as far as myself goes though, as I have not ever been privy to seeing an actual picture of you. The one's I've seen posted by others have all been quite frightening...... but what the hell, a free spank is a free spank. :D

<addendum to last post>....

I hope that wasn't really you in those "scary" photos I mentioned.

If it was,

I'm sorry.

</addendum>

:D

You nuts!? Call her back ans schedule a dinner in your pad...

They are damn scary. You wouldn't expect them to post the real thing, now would ya??? They are idiots. I have been nowhere near the places where they have sent their stalkers and photographers. The last *el creepo* arrived wearing a camera in his sunglasses. Those who talked to him said he was quite charming and goodlooking. If that is the case, it definitely wasn't Fat Freak Gonzo or Looney Tunes Hacker Boy. :)

Are you nuts? Much better to do it at her place . . . . no dishes afterwards.

Not a lot of guys out there think like us. :D

I would seriously love to see an actual pic of you at some point. I have no clue what I would have to do in order for that to happen though. You'd be too afraid that I would post it all over, I'm sure... or worse, photochop it and post it all over.

I would probably have to send you something of value of mine... an exchange of trust, if you will. But what?

hopefully my teachings will have some influence on their young minds

Wake up and stop dreaming.