Was out last night with my Canasian Partier Odie, so she gives me a couple xanax for personal use to help sleep cause sometimes I have troubles. She gives me 2 little white pills. Well I guess she told me take 1/2, but i wasnt really paying attention, more focussed on her cute bum. anywho, got home last night at midnight, took a pill. 3 minutes later, I'm laying in bed drooling all over myself, like F-ing Jack Nicholson in one flew over the CooCoos nest. 2 seconds later im out. I wake up this morning, go to get a coiffee, and fall down my flight of stair, easily 13 steps to the bottom! F-ing bump my head a couple times on the tumble down and smash on the bottom floor. Laid there for a couple minutes laghing my azz off, crawled to the couch and called in sick for work. Juicy I have no idea how u function on that shit. WOW!
So the moral of this story is a) never accept drugs from a hot asain girl (canasian) b) dont take a drug from a canasian where the pill may have come from JUICYYYYYYYYY.
Thanks Odie, my head still hurts, but my body is still numb!
VADER OUT!
So the moral of this story is a) never accept drugs from a hot asain girl (canasian) b) dont take a drug from a canasian where the pill may have come from JUICYYYYYYYYY.
Thanks Odie, my head still hurts, but my body is still numb!
VADER OUT!
a girls gotta appreciate the love!! 
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