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Old 05-18-2005, 06:28 PM   #1
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My wife just told me 6 inches isn't enough for her anymore

So I'm in subway with my wife and she orders a foot long sub.......usually she just gets the 6 inch one.

I asked her "What?? Six inches isn't enough for you anymore" and she says "No, I'm in the mood for something bigger"


I feel so inadequate now
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:29 PM   #2
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:30 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:30 PM   #4
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:31 PM   #5
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:31 PM   #6
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:32 PM   #7
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:34 PM   #8
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:38 PM   #9
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:43 PM   #10
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:44 PM   #11
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:45 PM   #12
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:45 PM   #13
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ahhhhh poor Lenny! Thats a tough break man. At least she didnt ask for double meat as well.
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:50 PM   #14
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:58 PM   #15
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It's amazing how many people read the title but not the post
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Old 05-18-2005, 06:59 PM   #16
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:00 PM   #17
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Wanted a bigger sandwich doesnt mean she wants a bigger cock lol It means she is hungry not horny lol
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:00 PM   #18
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Wanted a bigger sandwich doesnt mean she wants a bigger cock lol It means she is hungry not horny lol
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:03 PM   #19
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Is she preggo?

Actually, I eat 12-inch subs all the time...especially if I haven't eaten much all day. Cut her some slack....you can afford it.
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:11 PM   #20
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Wanted a bigger sandwich doesnt mean she wants a bigger cock lol It means she is hungry not horny lol
Yeah I just felt inadequate because I only had enough cash on me to buy the 6 inch sandwich.

Some of you people have dirty dirty minds
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:16 PM   #21
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how big is she in the mood for?
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:26 PM   #22
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how big is she in the mood for?
She wanted a footlong, a full 12 inches!!

She said it filled her up like nothing else ever has.....but her jaw will be sore in the morning
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Old 05-18-2005, 07:38 PM   #23
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Old 05-18-2005, 08:17 PM   #24
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Old 05-18-2005, 08:20 PM   #25
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Lenny is owned on this one ;)
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Old 05-18-2005, 08:27 PM   #26
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Old 05-18-2005, 08:34 PM   #27
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Old 05-18-2005, 08:36 PM   #28
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Old 05-18-2005, 08:37 PM   #29
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Old 05-19-2005, 08:40 AM   #43
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