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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
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![]() So I'm in subway with my wife and she orders a foot long sub.......usually she just gets the 6 inch one.
I asked her "What?? Six inches isn't enough for you anymore" and she says "No, I'm in the mood for something bigger" I feel so inadequate now ![]()
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So sorry you have little pee pee
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ya sucks for you.....too bad
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So Fucking Banned
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Tell her to try 2 6inch dp's
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The Demon & 12clicks
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They're called kegals try them.
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u could try my new penis enlargement system ... it's rather easy, just go find a stick and duck tape it to your wang.
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Send your wwife over here if she wants some bigger meat dude... I'll even throw ya 5 bucks to go get an ice cream cone or something
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Did she order the Cajun sub?
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Step 1: Register Yahoo email account
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my wife is happy with 8
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ahhhhh poor Lenny! Thats a tough break man. At least she didnt ask for double meat as well.
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Sorry, I shouldn't have spoiled her
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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It's amazing how many people read the title but not the post
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lol nice, had me goin there for a min
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Wanted a bigger sandwich doesnt mean she wants a bigger cock lol It means she is hungry not horny lol
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Is she preggo?
![]() Actually, I eat 12-inch subs all the time...especially if I haven't eaten much all day. Cut her some slack....you can afford it. |
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how big is she in the mood for?
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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She said it filled her up like nothing else ever has.....but her jaw will be sore in the morning
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What made her think so?
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you better watch out! first its subway, then its......
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That suck man
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Your wifes about to get fat if she keeps that up
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Logos and such.
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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![]() ![]() Nah. my wife is one of those people that stays the same size no matter what she eats.
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That sucks for you!
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WOW... kb has not spammed this thread yet... thats amazing... 6" aint all that bad mate... avarage is around there... I can send some of my customers over to make you feel good if you wish
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check your inbox
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So she is ready to super size her meal is she :P
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pass her off to me, i'll take care of her.
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lol, damn...
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So Fucking Banned
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The only reason I'm responding to this thread is because I knew it would have some funny responses.
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