Why Do Females take 35 minutes to tell a 5 min story. - GoFuckYourself.com

Alex · 05-18-2005, 08:30 PM

Just talking to a lady friend of mine who was telling me about an incident at her work the other day. Spent over a half an hour to tell me something that could have been done in 5 minutes.

Why?

Kirsten · 05-18-2005, 08:31 PM

why do guys have stupid, short attention spans?

Alex · 05-18-2005, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kirsten

why do guys have stupid, short attention spans?

I listened for all 35 minutes to her... and ...... What are we talking about?

reynold · 05-18-2005, 09:15 PM

Coz they think they're always talking to stupid ones...

kaylacruz · 05-18-2005, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Kirsten

why do guys have stupid, short attention spans?

I'm with you sister

lol

Libertine · 05-18-2005, 09:18 PM

Why? Because women tend to want to tell every single, little, unimportant, utterly annoying detail of a story. I suppose it's some kind of sadism

Sly · 05-18-2005, 09:22 PM

I have guy friends that do it too. Drives me crazy.

Keep It Simple Stupid.

kenny · 05-18-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Keep It Simple Stupid.

Thats what we call the K.I.S.S. logic

GatorB · 05-18-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kirsten

why do guys have stupid, short attention spans?

No my attention span is fine. It does not take 35 mintues to tell a 5 minute story. My mother is notorious for this. She can drag out a fucking point. She often goes on so many tangents I have to tell her what she was orginally talking about so she can remember what the whole point of her story was. I listen and I know this sounds rude but I then proceded to tell her that same story back in about 30 seconds leaving out the BS and ask her why she just didn't say it like that. That makes he mad for some reason.

sumphatpimp · 05-18-2005, 09:39 PM

its just a part of being female. they were born with it.

jonesy · 05-18-2005, 09:44 PM

its relates to sex

dudes can get a nut in two minutes

chicks take forever

GatorB · 05-18-2005, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesy

its relates to sex

chicks take forever

Not if you're doing it right.

Allison · 05-18-2005, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I have guy friends that do it too. Drives me crazy.

Keep It Simple Stupid.

Yeah, I was gonna say that I know guys who do the same too. I don't think this is a male vs. female topic. It's just long-winded people vs. short & sweet people.

~Alli

STD · 05-18-2005, 09:47 PM

Because woman first of all like to make things more complicated then they need to be... and also they seem to have nothing better to do with there lives!

CDSmith · 05-18-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

No my attention span is fine. It does not take 35 mintues to tell a 5 minute story. My mother is notorious for this. She can drag out a fucking point. She often goes on so many tangents I have to tell her what she was orginally talking about so she can remember what the whole point of her story was. I listen and I know this sounds rude but I then proceded to tell her that same story back in about 30 seconds leaving out the BS and ask her why she just didn't say it like that. That makes he mad for some reason.

You must be a laugh riot at parties.

VeriSexy · 05-18-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Allison

Yeah, I was gonna say that I know guys who do the same too. I don't think this is a male vs. female topic. It's just long-winded people vs. short & sweet people.

~Alli

I like short & sweet people

GatorB · 05-18-2005, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You must be a laugh riot at parties.

Just don't tell a 5 minute story for 35 minutes. I really couldn't care less if someone doesn't like me. If they don't, fuck 'em. They deserve to die and go to hell and burn.

kaylacruz · 05-18-2005, 09:51 PM

maybe she's on drugs, intervention time?

Doctor Dre · 05-18-2005, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

No my attention span is fine. It does not take 35 mintues to tell a 5 minute story. My mother is notorious for this. She can drag out a fucking point. She often goes on so many tangents I have to tell her what she was orginally talking about so she can remember what the whole point of her story was. I listen and I know this sounds rude but I then proceded to tell her that same story back in about 30 seconds leaving out the BS and ask her why she just didn't say it like that. That makes he mad for some reason.

Some mans are like that ... story tellers . But it's always the same you hear over and over . And always from the past, never from what happened in the day

Phoenix · 05-18-2005, 09:56 PM

they like to paint a full picture..i just dont need to know how many leaves were on the front lawn..when you are telling a cooking story..lol

runaway · 05-19-2005, 12:48 AM

Attention whores!!

BuggyG · 05-19-2005, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Kirsten

why do guys have stupid, short attention spans?

this reply is nuthin without pic of you showing you tits!!
ROFL!!!

heheh still got the image in my mind from before

Basic_man · 05-19-2005, 07:47 AM

It's because they loves to get our attention :P

Abyss_Vee · 05-19-2005, 07:48 AM

i hate it when they get too much into detail

pxxx · 05-19-2005, 07:49 AM

Yeah, i hate it when gf comes home, like guess what happened today? I know i am in for a 1 hour talk, that is really 10 mins max.

justsexxx · 05-19-2005, 07:50 AM

Funny you mention that, it annoys me as well. Not all girls do this tho. But some jeeeez. They have been on holliday. When I ask how it was, they start with the trip, how lomg it took at the airport, what colour the plane was etc etc.pfffffffffff

bringer · 05-19-2005, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Kirsten

why do guys have stupid, short attention spans?

because when you goto the bank and someone farts infront of you we dont need to hear about what the 4 ladies in the parking lot were wearing and how much they looked like whores in those shoes. "went to bank, someone farted" the fucking end

alexg · 05-19-2005, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Just talking to a lady friend of mine who was telling me about an incident at her work the other day. Spent over a half an hour to tell me something that could have been done in 5 minutes.

Why?

maybe she was hoping you would get mad at her
for talking so much and take out your cock and stick it in her mouth?

just my

Dalai lama · 05-19-2005, 07:52 AM

They like attention

psili · 05-19-2005, 07:53 AM

Estrogen

ColBigBalls · 05-19-2005, 07:55 AM

Because they know us men dont live as long and they are trying to scrue us out of every free min we have

sickkittens · 05-19-2005, 07:56 AM

I can't stand when people tell me stories within stories and then get back to the original story 20 minutes later.

Shags · 05-19-2005, 07:57 AM

They talk to breathe

eroswebmaster · 05-19-2005, 09:05 AM

Yeah they can't just say "I went to the store and bought some milk and saw a fight."
They have to start off by saying...
"Today when I found out we needed some milk I was feeling a bit lonely, so I called a friend and we started to discuss how we felt we were fat and it made me think of....."

Too many "feelings" involved.

Rebecca Love · 05-19-2005, 09:29 AM

She was flirting...

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