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skillfull · 05-18-2005, 03:13 PM

Chio the pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey Chio, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"YARGH! What do you mean? I be fine."

"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"ARGH," said Chio, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine now."

"Oh yeah? Well what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes."

"YARGH! One fine day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!"

"YARGH! I wasn't used to the hook yet."

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Babaganoosh · 05-18-2005, 03:15 PM

Heh, that's my site and the link has been posted a few times before.

skillfull · 05-18-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Heh, that's my site and the link has been posted a few times before.

hehe ok, i just finded it on gg :P

Meta Ridley · 05-18-2005, 03:20 PM

hahahahahaha good one

05-18-2005, 03:13 PM	#1
skillfull Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Quebec Calisse Posts: 4,716	Chio, ive heard a joke about you Chio the pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey Chio, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "YARGH! What do you mean? I be fine." "What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "ARGH," said Chio, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine now." "Oh yeah? Well what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands." "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes." "YARGH! One fine day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!" "YARGH! I wasn't used to the hook yet." source: http://dickandfartjokes.com/view.php?joke=28 __________________ mind at underdark dot cc SEO Analyst Thunder-Ball.net - Member

05-18-2005, 03:15 PM	#2
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Heh, that's my site and the link has been posted a few times before. __________________ I like pie.

05-18-2005, 03:20 PM	#4
Meta Ridley Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The land of ruleface and kickass Posts: 3,433	hahahahahaha good one __________________ [email protected]