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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    The Top 39 Things You Would NEVER Hear a Southerner Say

    No Matter How Much They've Had to Drink,
    No Matter How Far From the South They've Wandered,
    and No Matter How Much the Skunks Are Threatening...


    39. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"



    (I'm from Texas, which is officially the west... not the south) ;)
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • Dagwolf
      President of Canada
      • Sep 2003
      • 23141
      #2
      38. Duct tape won't fix that.
      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141
          #3
          37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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            • bringer
              i have man boobies
              • Jul 2003
              • 13082
              #4
              38. I dont need a gun rack in my pickup
              333-765-551

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                • Alky
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 5651
                  #5
                  Are you really going to post 1 for each post?

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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141
                      #6
                      36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                        • Robertf
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 392
                          #7
                          you gotte do something to keep your posts up ....
                          ....

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                            • Dagwolf
                              President of Canada
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 23141
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Alky
                              Are you really going to post 1 for each post?
                              You betcha.

                              35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                • Libertine
                                  sex dwarf
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 17860
                                  #9
                                  Getting paid per post for your sig?
                                  /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                    • tranza
                                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 57559
                                      #10
                                      This is the second thread he's doing this...

                                      Can't you see he's only trying to get a higher post count?
                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                        • tranza
                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 57559
                                          #11
                                          This thread will make him earn almost $10
                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                            • Furious_Male
                                              Doing the grind since 99
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 16884
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                              36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.


                                              I like that one. I am easily amused.
                                              Living in Virtual Reality
                                              Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

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                                                • Alex
                                                  So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 10963
                                                  #13
                                                  Tranza, just to point out.
                                                  First of all its TCG's money not yours
                                                  Second
                                                  You:
                                                  (15.85 posts per day)
                                                  Him:
                                                  (13.37 posts per day)

                                                  By that standard you are more of a sigwhore than him.
                                                  Care about me?
                                                  Who?
                                                  Me!
                                                  Who?

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                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                      President of Canada
                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 23141
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Alex
                                                      Tranza, just to point out.
                                                      First of all its TCG's money not yours
                                                      Second
                                                      You:
                                                      (15.85 posts per day)
                                                      Him:
                                                      (13.37 posts per day)

                                                      By that standard you are more of a sigwhore than him.



                                                      34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                          President of Canada
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 23141
                                                          #15
                                                          33. You can't feed that to the dog.
                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                              President of Canada
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 23141
                                                              #16
                                                              32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 23141
                                                                  #17
                                                                  31. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 23141
                                                                      #18
                                                                      30. Wrasslin's fake.
                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 23141
                                                                          #19
                                                                          29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 23141
                                                                              #20
                                                                              28. We're vegetarians.
                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 23141
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  27. Do you think my hair is too big?
                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      26. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          25. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                            • Napolean
                                                                                              Old school
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 4327
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Jeff Who?
                                                                                              Need a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleande

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                                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                  • 23141
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  24. Who's Richard Petty?

                                                                                                  (Who's Richard Petty?)
                                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                        • Fake Nick
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                          • 7708
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          22. someone should be banned

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                                                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                              • 23141
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              22. Deer heads detract from the decor.
                                                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                  • 23141
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                                                                                                  22. someone should be banned
                                                                                                                  I keep asking, but they say you're not quite offensive enough.

                                                                                                                  21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
                                                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                    • Funky Bastard
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                      • 2544
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I am from texas and it is the south the dirty dirty south 3rd coast!

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                                                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
                                                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                              • 23141
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              19. Trim the fat off that steak.
                                                                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 23141
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
                                                                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      17. The tires on that truck are too big.
                                                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          16. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.
                                                                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 23141
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              15. I've got it all on a floppy disk.
                                                                                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 23141
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
                                                                                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      13. See sig
                                                                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          12. My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
                                                                                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 23141
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                                                                                                                                                              11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
                                                                                                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                  10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
                                                                                                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      9. Checkmate.
                                                                                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          8. She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
                                                                                                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
                                                                                                                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 23141
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                                                                                                                                                                                  6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
                                                                                                                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      5. I don't have a favorite college team.
                                                                                                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                                                  President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      And the #1 thing you would NEVER hear a Southerner say is -
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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