10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

9. Checkmate.

8. She's too old to be wearing a bikini.

7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

5. I don't have a favorite college team.

4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

And the #1 thing you would NEVER hear a Southerner say is -

50..........

No, that's not it. Try again. :1orglaugh

Damn! I didn't know I posted that much daily!

I'll shut up now....

Ok, ok. The #1 thing you'll never hear a southerner say:

"Elvis WHO?"








I didn't think it was all that funny.

Oops, I almost forgot:
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Beware of the monitor lizards guys!

Do google search for 107 Reasons why Beer are better than Women :Graucho

Richard Petty is a race car driver right?? lol


I am from Knoxville/Pigeon forge TN myself :helpme

what????????

I'm refreshing the page to see the answer to #1, but you're keeping me waiting!!!

HAHAHAHA!
Loved those!
Ignore the people who gave you shit about posting them one by one.
I support you! (I'm a Southerner, born and raised in Florida, mom from Kentucky and dad from Florida).
But I live in Mexico now... Yep, that frase of "everybody should own one" should apply to Mexicans too!

Congratulations! :thumbsup Vaya con dios, amigo!

lol, I already posted it.

"Elvis who?"

I hate nearly all Southerners...and I can't believe I read every one of those posts.