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Old 05-17-2005, 12:30 PM   #1
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What we can learn from man's best friend!

THIS IS SOME GOOD ADVICE! If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout, run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:32 PM   #2
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Hahhahah true
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:33 PM   #3
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My dog is 9 now, he's a freakin senior citizen.
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:35 PM   #4
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I have read this list before and how true it is. Life has a way of throwing so much at us that we sometimes forget the basics.
Each and everyone of us can learn from them..
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:35 PM   #5
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that is so great
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:37 PM   #6
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true. i need to take my pal for a walk.
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