News Flash!! The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

leedsfan · 05-18-2005, 03:31 PM

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the crew's first practice session, the Scouse pit crew successfully changed
the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8
bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

Project-Shadow · 05-18-2005, 03:34 PM

If only eh

Nylz · 05-18-2005, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the crew's first practice session, the Scouse pit crew successfully changed
the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8
bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

pradaboy · 05-18-2005, 05:14 PM

lol we used to do that joke with Moroccans here in Holland

Mike Okitch · 05-18-2005, 05:32 PM

05-18-2005, 03:31 PM	#1
leedsfan leedsfan Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: purgatory Posts: 2,564	News Flash!! The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday!!!! The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment. Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the crew's first practice session, the Scouse pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower. __________________ Advertise on Sex2ube.com New Tube Content Packages Save $10K +

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05-18-2005, 03:34 PM	#2
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