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xxxice · 05-17-2005, 12:34 AM

hmmmmm

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 12:35 AM

Welcome to GFY

Now

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 12:36 AM

thanks :D I've actually been here for a few months, but for some reason, my account wasn't activated, kinda sucked.

XPays · 05-17-2005, 12:37 AM

we pay 20% including the shipping and handling in the gross and also pay out on the paysite sales from the exits. etc..

XPays · 05-17-2005, 12:38 AM

anyway i advise you to bump your payout a bit and good luck

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 12:43 AM

well
the reasoning is because we sell products for less than other retail sites, if you'll notice, my products are priced less than most adult sites out there ATM, I check over 100 sites, and thus far, my prices are the best.

adonthenet · 05-17-2005, 12:53 AM

good for you..
but why -- SPAM --

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 12:56 AM

please read the first post in this topic, it is my 1 time program announcement, not a spam.

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKink

please read the first post in this topic, it is my 1 time program announcement, not a spam.

"One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed."
Your post was spam.

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 01:04 AM

what makes me not established?

xxxice · 05-17-2005, 01:08 AM

I understand the bashing but I think this guy might really not have known

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKink

what makes me not established?

Site is just over a year old, if it's been up that long?
You said you've only been here a few months and your first post was spam and not Hi... and I've never heard of you or your site (not that; that means too much).

MGibson · 05-17-2005, 01:09 AM

All you are is a reseller using http://www.oscommerce.com

fucking tool

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 01:10 AM

well it said one time program post, this is my program, this is my 1 time post, My business is federally regestered, so I'm established enuff. is there any other requirement? if so let me know, and I'll retract this post.

MGibson · 05-17-2005, 01:11 AM

Your using a free http://www.oscommerce.com script that has more security holes and hacks to get in and fuck it up but yet you really think people here will want to sell toys for you?

The site looks like my 8 year old designed it.

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 01:12 AM

well, my site has been around for just about 7 months now, didn't know about the year thing, and MGibson, your a tool.

MGibson · 05-17-2005, 01:12 AM

Heh kid I work on lots of OsCommerce.com sites, I know how to fuck up your mysql using that script.

Half of your site is 404 btw anyway

MGibson · 05-17-2005, 01:14 AM

Hey asswipe you just registered the domain in MARCH 2005

Wheres that 7 months thing?

ANyone here can do a whois, your a jackass if you think you can fool anyone here.

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKink

My business is federally regestered

That really doesn't mean anything, cause you're federally reg'd you're established.. lol

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKink

and MGibson, your a tool.

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGibson

Hey asswipe you just registered the domain in MARCH 2005

Wheres that 7 months thing?

ANyone here can do a whois, your a jackass if you think you can fool anyone here.

lol did a whois earlier and I must be going blind cause I saw:
Created: 2004-03-04
now it says: Created: 2005-03-04

MGibson · 05-17-2005, 01:20 AM

Chris MacDonald
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DNS:
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ns70.websitewelcome.com

Created: 2005-03-04
Expires: 2006-03-04

MGibson · 05-17-2005, 01:21 AM

Bye Bye "TheKink"

Come back and see us when you can get a site design and have it scripted for you.

Cya

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 01:22 AM

well, if those are the stipulations then I retract the post and will edit the original post.

MGPspots · 05-17-2005, 02:14 AM

Oh My Fucking God - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dude is just a hardworking webmaster promoting his biz. Jesus Christ, if the guy had posted some shit like "Juicy Rulez!" or a timewasting drama thread that would be fine. But god forbid someone tries to actually grow their biz.

mufas · 05-17-2005, 02:15 AM

Welcome to GFY

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 02:17 AM

thanks for the support, it's nice to see some people remember what it's like to break in.

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGPspots

Oh My Fucking God - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dude is just a hardworking webmaster promoting his biz. Jesus Christ, if the guy had posted some shit like "Juicy Rulez!" or a timewasting drama thread that would be fine. But god forbid someone tries to actually grow their biz.

be quiet fool

Robertf · 05-17-2005, 02:25 AM

Fun how buisnesthreads get attacked as spam ... but people love threads about how your farts smell ..... meh

evanmorgan · 05-17-2005, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKink

thanks :D I've actually been here for a few months, but for some reason, my account wasn't activated, kinda sucked.

theyve been busy activating all the alienQ fake nicks

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robertf

Fun how buisnesthreads get attacked as spam ... but people love threads about how your farts smell ..... meh

lol, this was a first post/spam thread.
Where was the biz talk apart from "look at my prog.. sign up now"

evanmorgan · 05-17-2005, 02:32 AM

MGIBSON SCAMS PEOPLE

just thought i'd point that out before people start siding with him in an arguement

Evan

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan

MGIBSON SCAMS PEOPLE

just thought i'd point that out before people start siding with him in an arguement

Evan

never sided with him, MGibson is one of the biggest tools on GFY but it's still a spam thread.

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chemicaleyes

lol, this was a first post/spam thread.
Where was the biz talk apart from "look at my prog.. sign up now"

And it states right on the here, that a one time program announcement is allowed.

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKink

And it states right on the here, that a one time program announcement is allowed.

and we've been through this already.. you have another nic?
One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 02:46 AM

and I already said I retract my statement, and I was also going to edit the thread, but found out I could not.

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKink

and I already said I retract my statement, and I was also going to edit the thread, but found out I could not.

so what was the point to your last post:
"And it states right on the here, that a one time program announcement is allowed."

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 02:50 AM

the point was to say I'm not a spammer, I was just unaware of the specifics of the rule. I didn't post it to spam, I did it because I thought I was allowed, and was something most people do anyway.

MGPspots · 05-17-2005, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chemicaleyes

so what was the point to your last post:
"And it states right on the here, that a one time program announcement is allowed."

Just piss to a drama thread, or a 'would u hit it' thread where u belong.

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKink

the point was to say I'm not a spammer, I was just unaware of the specifics of the rule. I didn't post it to spam, I did it because I thought I was allowed, and was something most people do anyway.

kewl

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGPspots

Just piss to a drama thread, or a 'would u hit it' thread where u belong.

typical responce.. how many drama or would you hit it threads you seen me in.. heh

sonofsam · 05-17-2005, 02:55 AM

site looks fine thekink, good luck with it

also icq me if you have a moment

MGPspots · 05-17-2005, 02:59 AM

So what r u doing here? Policing the GFY rules that this guy broke? - which all boils down to your interpretation of the word established. Holy crap Lensman will flip at TheKink for this. In the last month I've seen a cp link posted here, personal financial details revealed, and countless illegal sigs ; but u choose to give this dude a hard time 'cos u don't the he qualifies as 'established'

btw it's spelt responSe

TheKink · 05-17-2005, 03:06 AM

all I can say is if I knew what I thought was allowed wasn't allowed, than I wouldn't have done it, I expect people to folow my rules when they are on my site and such etc. so I do the same.

chemicaleyes · 05-17-2005, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGPspots

So what r u doing here? Policing the GFY rules that this guy broke? - which all boils down to your interpretation of the word established. Holy crap Lensman will flip at TheKink for this. In the last month I've seen a cp link posted here, personal financial details revealed, and countless illegal sigs ; but u choose to give this dude a hard time 'cos u don't the he qualifies as 'established'

btw it's spelt responSe

Thx for pointing a tpyo.. I'm in this thread cause I'm ill and bored.. and this really wasn't giving the guy a hard time.. mgibshit did a better job of that.

DutchTeenCash · 05-17-2005, 03:24 AM

gotta agree that site doesnt look very inviting...

Robertf · 05-17-2005, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chemicaleyes

and we've been through this already.. you have another nic?
One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

I guezs you shoudl explain people your vision of established is peopel who maked 1000+ spam posts here . .so you have some reading to do...

How does someone dare to post a NEW program on a adult business board .. what the horror if we would get informed through GFY ... it shouldn't get any worser then this

MikeJeffs · 05-17-2005, 06:17 AM

yeah, i only come here for off topic gossip... keep the business where it belongs

junction · 05-17-2005, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheKink

what makes me not established?

The point they were trying to make was that you are not established here on GFY. Real business time is meaningless here.

On to your site:

You have to do something with the design.

At 15% you are not going to attract many affiliates.

How many products do you carry? Your competition has 50k or more.

Your thumbs are often blurry or stretched.

Lots of 404's.

What about direct linking? Co-Branding?

I'll stop with that.

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05-17-2005, 02:14 AM	#26
MGPspots Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 422	Oh My Fucking God - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The dude is just a hardworking webmaster promoting his biz. Jesus Christ, if the guy had posted some shit like "Juicy Rulez!" or a timewasting drama thread that would be fine. But god forbid someone tries to actually grow their biz. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

05-17-2005, 12:34 AM	#2
xxxice Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,042	hmmmmm

05-17-2005, 12:36 AM	#4
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	thanks :D I've actually been here for a few months, but for some reason, my account wasn't activated, kinda sucked.

05-17-2005, 12:43 AM	#7
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	well the reasoning is because we sell products for less than other retail sites, if you'll notice, my products are priced less than most adult sites out there ATM, I check over 100 sites, and thus far, my prices are the best.

05-17-2005, 12:53 AM	#8
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	good for you.. but why -- SPAM --

05-17-2005, 12:56 AM	#9
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	please read the first post in this topic, it is my 1 time program announcement, not a spam.

05-17-2005, 01:04 AM	#11
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	what makes me not established?

05-17-2005, 01:08 AM	#12
xxxice Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 5,042	I understand the bashing but I think this guy might really not have known

05-17-2005, 01:09 AM	#14
MGibson So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 772	All you are is a reseller using http://www.oscommerce.com fucking tool

05-17-2005, 01:10 AM	#15
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	well it said one time program post, this is my program, this is my 1 time post, My business is federally regestered, so I'm established enuff. is there any other requirement? if so let me know, and I'll retract this post.

05-17-2005, 01:11 AM	#16
MGibson So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 772	Your using a free http://www.oscommerce.com script that has more security holes and hacks to get in and fuck it up but yet you really think people here will want to sell toys for you? The site looks like my 8 year old designed it.

05-17-2005, 01:12 AM	#17
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	well, my site has been around for just about 7 months now, didn't know about the year thing, and MGibson, your a tool.

05-17-2005, 01:14 AM	#19
MGibson So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 772	Hey asswipe you just registered the domain in MARCH 2005 Wheres that 7 months thing? ANyone here can do a whois, your a jackass if you think you can fool anyone here.

05-17-2005, 01:20 AM	#23
MGibson So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 772	Chris MacDonald 212-203-4733 fax: 902-422-3635 1096 Queen St Halifax Nova Scotia B3H 2R9 ca DNS: ns69.websitewelcome.com ns70.websitewelcome.com Created: 2005-03-04 Expires: 2006-03-04

05-17-2005, 01:21 AM	#24
MGibson So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 772	Bye Bye "TheKink" Come back and see us when you can get a site design and have it scripted for you. Cya

05-17-2005, 01:22 AM	#25
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	well, if those are the stipulations then I retract the post and will edit the original post.

05-17-2005, 02:15 AM	#27
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05-17-2005, 02:17 AM	#28
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	thanks for the support, it's nice to see some people remember what it's like to break in.

05-17-2005, 02:25 AM	#30
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05-17-2005, 02:32 AM	#33
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05-17-2005, 02:46 AM	#37
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	and I already said I retract my statement, and I was also going to edit the thread, but found out I could not.

05-17-2005, 02:50 AM	#39
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	the point was to say I'm not a spammer, I was just unaware of the specifics of the rule. I didn't post it to spam, I did it because I thought I was allowed, and was something most people do anyway.

05-17-2005, 02:55 AM	#43
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05-17-2005, 02:59 AM	#44
MGPspots Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 422	So what r u doing here? Policing the GFY rules that this guy broke? - which all boils down to your interpretation of the word established. Holy crap Lensman will flip at TheKink for this. In the last month I've seen a cp link posted here, personal financial details revealed, and countless illegal sigs ; but u choose to give this dude a hard time 'cos u don't the he qualifies as 'established' btw it's spelt responSe __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

05-17-2005, 03:06 AM	#45
TheKink Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 30	all I can say is if I knew what I thought was allowed wasn't allowed, than I wouldn't have done it, I expect people to folow my rules when they are on my site and such etc. so I do the same.

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05-17-2005, 06:17 AM	#49
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