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[Labret] 12-27-2001 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet:
You have received a message!
soul rebel(15:22 PM) :
i will never forget this topic

It is times like these I love GFY. What is better than watching someone hang themselves before going to bed?

spacedog 12-27-2001 08:27 AM

Oh..Redshoe...
60K a month would be real nice..but nope..that's not my goal..My whole point was..It'll be a while before I use a payhost..
I was being sarcastic..Like you said..fucking around..having fun...

Besides..I cant get hosting without a credit card..basically my point was..Fat chance in hell of me getting a paid host with no credit card..Thats why I'd like to get it all worked out before investing..So I can take some of the profit to square some other things up, so I can get a credit card to buy host, domain name, etc..See...
I gotta sqaure up alot of shit..THEN I can take the extra $$$ to invest..

The Truth 12-27-2001 08:28 AM

Holy shit... this is really too funny. I gotta go get some work done.

I only made about $150 so far today so I'm way behind where I should be. I need about 50 more signups in the next 12 hours to hit my goal.

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RedShoe 12-27-2001 08:35 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth:
I need about 50 more signups in the next 12 hours to hit my goal.

Well, I don't know how you'll ever go anywhere with 50 signups a day. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif


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BabeHunter 12-27-2001 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe:

Well, I don't know how you'll ever go anywhere with 50 signups a day. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

if i'll be getting 10singups/day with topbucks i'll be happy http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif


spacedog 12-27-2001 08:38 AM

I'm content with 2 a day..
More is better & good..But 2 a day is livable & realistic...

Theo 12-27-2001 08:42 AM

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Yes, that's right, guaranteed. If in 12 months you do not make $1,000,000 we will refund you 95% of your money back just for trying. We have NEVER given a refund yet and I bet you won't be the first.

Act now as supplies are limited to the amount we can sell.

Call 1-800-quik-bux

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12clicks 12-27-2001 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
sorry loser. I get the "tonal inflection" here: http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/...ML/014457.html

you're a moron. in this business you only get one chance to fuck up. you did. You'll hang onto a thread of this business until the thread snaps. then one day we just won't hear from you anymore.
Now you'll go on to tell me how wrong I am and how smart you are but the thing is, I'm always right. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif


spacedog 12-27-2001 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
Do you want to make $1,000 per hour in the easy adult business?
Do you want to make a full time executive salery while working just a couple hours a month?

Are you close to broke and want to learn the age old secrets to making money with no money and no education?

Then you are in luck. The Making Adult Money Now 2K2 system has just been released.

For only 12 EZ monthly payments of $999 each, you too can enjoy the lifestyle you deserve guaranteed.

Yes, that's right, guaranteed. If in 12 months you do not make $1,000,000 we will refund you 95% of your money back just for trying. We have NEVER given a refund yet and I bet you won't be the first.

Act now as supplies are limited to the amount we can sell.

Call 1-800-quik-bux

Freehost account holders receive loan to start.

HaHa.. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
That's some funny shit...

Ludedude 12-27-2001 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
HaHa.. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
That's some funny shit...

Yeah, but go on...you can tell us...youdid actually dial that number didn't you?

ldinternet 12-27-2001 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
Besides..I cant get hosting without a credit card..basically my point was..Fat chance in hell of me getting a paid host with no credit card..Thats why I'd like to get it all worked out before investing..So I can take some of the profit to square some other things up, so I can get a credit card to buy host, domain name, etc
Apply for a debit card. There is no way that you can't spend more than you've got in your bank account, so a bad credit history counts for shit. Even little kids with $1 in their account can get a debit card...

You can also pay by wire transfer or (I can't remember what these are called in the USA) cashier's check. All you need is a bank account with $15 in it to pay for the domain name, ask the bank and they'll sort it out.

Failing that... go to swiftwill.com and look at their plans. Go for the lowest high speed plan... print out their join page, put it in an envelope with $75 and send it off. You've now got 3 months hosting paid in advance.

spacedog 12-27-2001 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
Umm..Are you goading?
You're repeating yourself..

spacedog 12-27-2001 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet:
Apply for a debit card. There is no way that you can't spend more than you've got in your bank account, so a bad credit history counts for shit. Even little kids with $1 in their account can get a debit card...

You can also pay by wire transfer or (I can't remember what these are called in the USA) cashier's check. All you need is a bank account with $15 in it to pay for the domain name, ask the bank and they'll sort it out.

Failing that... go to swiftwill.com and look at their plans. Go for the lowest high speed plan... print out their join page, put it in an envelope with $75 and send it off. You've now got 3 months hosting paid in advance.

Thanks ldinternet..I'll try printing joinpage & mailing a payment..
the debit card wont do...
I cant open any accounts...As soon as I open one, US Dept of Debt takes the $$$$..

spacedog 12-27-2001 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude:
Yeah, but go on...you can tell us...youdid actually dial that number didn't you?
I don't have a phone http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
For kicks, I should call http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


BabeHunter 12-27-2001 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
Thanks ldinternet..I'll try printing joinpage & mailing a payment..
the debit card wont do...
I cant open any accounts...As soon as I open one, US Dept of Debt takes the $$$$..

hmm...so just a friend to help...family member?
you don't need to ask it over the net...

12clicks 12-27-2001 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
Umm..Are you goading?
You're repeating yourself..

No, I'm bored so I won't allow you or anyone else to forget your bullshit. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog in another thread:
PAYBACK's a bitch..


spacedog 12-27-2001 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
No, I'm bored so I won't allow you or anyone else to forget your bullshit. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog in another thread:
PAYBACK's a bitch..


Only 3 more days til sunday..keep posting 12clicks.. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

waste 12-27-2001 09:00 AM

this is way too much reading to do in the morning

Theo 12-27-2001 09:08 AM

spacedog, you achived something almost impossible. You made 12clicks looks good to everybody. I'm sure he doesnt want to look good to everybody.....so I guess this is your own way of revenge.

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 12-27-2001).]

ElvisManson 12-27-2001 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:

you're a moron. in this business you only get one chance to fuck up. you did. You'll hang onto a thread of this business until the thread snaps. then one day we just won't hear from you anymore.
Now you'll go on to tell me how wrong I am and how smart you are but the thing is, I'm always right. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif


Hey 12Clicks,

Maybe this is SkiTz coming back to haunt us?




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Kat - Fast 12-27-2001 09:30 AM

fuckin hell - i turn my back for a couple of hours to fix my old laptop and this fuckin monster appears!
Ah - i forgot to eat too... maybe it was more than a couple of hours...

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jimmyf 12-27-2001 09:41 AM

spacedog, Young man you have a serious problem and you really do need some help. Your problem is between your ears, something is wrong up there and you don't have a clue. And the sad part is, someone with a problem can not be helped until they know they have a problem.

Jim

Roberto 12-27-2001 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:

I don't know why I should have to keep explaining everything to you people..

YOU decided to post every single step or idea that crosses your mind, i dont see anyone asking for it do you?
then, calm down and read your posts again, i suppose you post, then read your posts to realize what you have just said, but there's no undo button, think first, post later.
Please stop insulting the people you are asking for help it just doesn't make sense.
About dreamweaver RTFM and stop crying.

jimmyf 12-27-2001 09:44 AM

double post

Jim

[This message has been edited by jimmyf (edited 12-27-2001).]

Wizzo 12-27-2001 10:04 AM

Now back to the original topic...Dreamweaver does sometimes crash, but if you don't save your work while working, YOU are to blame not Dreamweaver...

As far as spacedog's incessant need to cry wolf, 12clicks and Fatpad responded
it quite well... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Amputate Your Head 12-27-2001 10:11 AM

Holy self inflicted wounds Batman! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

Didn't I tell you just yesterday space, that you better be careful... that you're fucking up alot lately...? Jesus... you even made the rope from which you're hanging!

Jakke PNG 12-27-2001 10:38 AM

I'm scared of SpaceDog. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

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12clicks 12-27-2001 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
Only 3 more days til sunday..keep posting 12clicks.. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
what's sunday moron?
is that when your isp shuts you off for non-payment?


Elvis, this isn't skitz. same type of mental disorder but I'd know if it were skitz.

spacedog 12-27-2001 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Holy self inflicted wounds Batman! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

Didn't I tell you just yesterday space, that you better be careful... that you're fucking up alot lately...? Jesus... you even made the rope from which you're hanging!

Is crying about not saving my work before dreamweaver crashed really such a fuck up..
yes, because I pissed & moaned about how it crashed, does this give others the right to abuse me?
If you read through this thread, there are only a couple of replies that deal with the topic..
I know it is I that didn't save my work..
But still..I do have the right to vent & share my frustrations about it..Instead, I get abused for it..
There are MANY threads of people venting, pissing & moaning..Crying..SO FUCKING WHAT!!
So I do it & look where it gets me..
And Jim..
It has nothing to do with between my ears..
It has to do with a whole fucking slew of shit that has been going on in my life..
Roberto..I was refering to having to explian my reasons for using free host..
Whatever..
In the end, you'll all realize something..
People make mistakes..Some of you all think this is easy & simple, as if the whole fucking industry is public knowledge..
A webmaster posts a question..Maybe that has been asked before 1000 times..Instead of being courteous & saying..That's been asked before..try the search, or pointingthe link..you say..You're a fucking moron..how stupid..
I started using GFY because I thought it was fun..some of you actually have interesting & useful things to say..Alot of you have helped me..I learned alot of things..BUT, many of you are just abusive & talk alot of shit..

I posted my whining about dreamweaver cuz I was frustrated..
Then I get these stupid bullshit badmouth replies for it..
I suppose those of you that had nothing positive to say are perfect & never made any mistakes..
I think that's bullshit that none of you ever forgot to save your work..
The fucking thing crashed on me..I usually save very frequently, but today forgot to..I usually also get the prompt & do it then..

I've seen posts alot worse than mine & they get not even half of the bullshit I do...

Some of you will realize later on in life..
I am not going away..
Eventually, I am going to figure all this out & things will be VERY well & successful etc..
..It will happen..& I will remember who was there for me when I was struggling..
The ones that helped me would always be thanked & I'd help back..
Those who are just bad mouthing..well, there's no hope for you in my book....

Today, I may only be getting 1K day traffic..But who knows..next month I might be getting 20K a day..I'd be more than happy to share this traffic with those that were nice & those that helped & teached me...
But those that open there mouth & attack me like this,,,Good luck getting any replies to the email you send me asking to trade traffic..
Today, I make some $$That will change..& I will make more..
You'll see in the end that I will have my own domain name & host, etc..
These things take time..I have other things to do besides my porn site..LIFE..Scuse me if I don't race to the fucking top to please you..You think Larry Flynt became a success over night?? Hmm,,,If it takes me 2 months, or 1 week, or a year..WHO FUCKING CARES..
It will happen when I feel ready..That is for ME to decide..NOT YOU!!

I am not the first to fuck anything up & I wont be the last..
This isn't the first time I fucked anything up..& it wont be the last..

You all fuck up sometimes...some of you think your'e the fucking cats ass & your shit dont stink...

At least I have nerve to come out in public and ask things..
At least I am very persistent..This is what will help me succeed...
At least I am not afraid to ask things that some of you feel are stupid...
Theres webmasters out there who dont post..Maybe they want to ask something, but see how fucking abusive some of you are & never become a member & remain a lurker..Perhaps they see the answer they need in one of my posts..Hmm..


In college..I bugged the fuck out of quite a few professors with incessant questioning..
I'm sure they pulled a few hairs..But guess what..
I got the answers I sought after..
It is my nature to question...
This is how things happen..
Think about how this world would be like if there never were anybody out there saying.."Hmm..what if I do this..What'll happen..."
Think about it..Do you think cars would exist if some neanderthal didnt go "Umm..duh..what if the square rock was round" Sure all the other cave men laughed at him..HarHAr..But guess what..He wasn't stupid after all...Was he?
yeah..we all have problems..Who fucking don't..

I asked for fucking help..look what happened as a result!
That's what I use GFY for..It's a fucking TOOL!! I choose to USE it as such..
It is pretty fucking sad that of late it has become a forum for such bully bullshit....
I TRY things..I experiment..I have a desire to learn new things..I check things out..see what works..what dont..I test things.I test people..I do alot of stuff...
I use a variety of means..I read articles..I view others source code..I surf other resource sites..i read posts..I post & ask questions..
This industry is very fast paced & high growth..Things change very quickly..I barely got my fucking feet wet in it & I get shit for using a freehost & not having my own domain name..Alot of you have been in this biz for a LONG, LONG time..You know more than me..Does this give you the right to fucking ridicule me for not knowing what you do..Maybe I am over zealous in wanting to make things happen faster..Maybe I don't wanna learn the hard way..Maybe I want to just ask the ones in the know.."help" & make things happen faster..I got alot of shit going on in life & I have a passion & desire to make things VERY BIG..I want MORE out of it & I will push things as far as I can take them...
Maybe alot of you are bitter & have no desire to do something different..But guess what..To me, MUCH of the whole enchilada is new & different to me..& I want to be part of it..
I'll get a pay host when I feel I am ready for it..Just now's not the right time for me...
Now please back off on the insults & ridicule!!!
Like I said..GFY is a tool..Please respect this...
I am very ambitious...Sorry for that..If this is what you lack..Well, I feel sorry that you have no passion for what you do..
& since I'm on a ramble..Yes, sometimes I ask for things like, "Help me get domain name" or "Help me out with a graphic"..
I ask because I am VERY enthusiastic about this whole adult webmaster biz & there are just some things I am not capable of doing on my own..Like no CC for the domain name, or lack of skills creating a small button..
I ask for help & I always do something to help those that helped me out..
Like:
Evildick made me a banner..he was kind enough to spend the time to make it for me..
I gave him credit on my site for that banner & put a link to his site..
Now, I don't know how much traffic he gets from the link, but as my taffic grows as I learn more & adapt more..I'm sure he'll get more hits..
You know what else..I checked out his site & joined some of his sponsors..Cuz he helped me..
There's another webmaster who worked with me on trying to get me a domain name..For a link..
he was willing to shell out the $30 for a domain name for me in exchange for banner spot on my site..
I lack certain means of aquiring certain tools / resources, etc..
I choose to ask for exchanges or trades..
I'll do something for you..I only wanted some help..
Many of you have been very helpful..Even many of the same here who have been posting ridicule...
I came into this biz with NOTHING..
Somehow, I feel I'll get alot more out of it than many of you hope to achieve http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Why?
Persistance! Persistance!
I'm not no fricken bystander..
I'm in this for the long haul...
I ask TONS of questions because I want results faster..
Sure I can search for them & try everything from here to timbuktu til I find the ones that work..& then many weeks later know which ones suck & don't work..Huh..What a wasteful attempt..Or, I can ask here or some other place..get an answer from someone that knows what works & get results from the start..

The net & this biz ARE VERY BIG..That's a whole LOT of information...
Yeah..I could go read every article on a subject & visit every site on that topic & try every program on that topic.. & after weeks or months of doing this, I'll end up with nothing out of it & fail miserably..

But, why would I do that?
I got you guys here..You have knowledge in various things..I can just ask here, get what I'm looking for & get on my way of making my site & leaving my footprint in this biz..

You don't owe me jack shit & in no way is anyone obligated to help anyone, but it could be a good thing..
In the end..things could happen..They will too..

Gary 12-27-2001 12:00 PM

Ok, i couldn't read through all that cause i work.

But, ok.

BabeHunter 12-27-2001 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Ok, i couldn't read through all that cause i work.
But, ok.

It's way to long http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

ElvisManson 12-27-2001 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Ok, i couldn't read through all that cause i work.

But, ok.

Quit crying!



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Amputate Your Head 12-27-2001 12:03 PM

huh?

Gary 12-27-2001 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson:
Quit crying!


Its STOP crying

but, in any event

HUH

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

spacedog 12-27-2001 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
what's sunday moron?
is that when your isp shuts you off for non-payment?


Elvis, this isn't skitz. same type of mental disorder but I'd know if it were skitz.

That's when this thread's the biggest of the week http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

ElvisManson 12-27-2001 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Its STOP crying

but, in any event

HUH

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

True...and it's indeed...AMP already supplied the huh http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif



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Ludedude 12-27-2001 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
I don't have a phone http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
For kicks, I should call http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


Really? So you've graced us with your presence and inimitable wit these last two months from the PC at the library? Your elementary school? Your Mom's closet?

I tend not to make hasty judgements about run of the mill assholes, but for you I'll make an exception.

Loser.

Gary 12-27-2001 12:06 PM

He only beat me to the punch because i had to correct your missuse of the "stop crying huh indeed" game

12clicks 12-27-2001 12:06 PM

psychos make posts of that size.

spacemut, you should have decided to use the "tool" before you decided to break it.

It's not the questions that did you in. its your statements.

ElvisManson 12-27-2001 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
He only beat me to the punch because i had to correct your missuse of the "stop crying huh indeed" game

Dude..I am like...so Sorry. Will you forgive me?

BTW are you making the great trek to Vegas too?




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BabeHunter 12-27-2001 12:08 PM

can someone say DVD ?

Amputate Your Head 12-27-2001 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
psychos make posts of that size.
hey... I've made posts of that size before... what are you saying here?

Ludedude 12-27-2001 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
psychos make posts of that size.
hey... I've made posts of that size before... what are you saying here?

AMP, you wanna talk about it?

12clicks 12-27-2001 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:

hey... I've made posts of that size before... what are you saying here?

what is that voice inside your head saying? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

spacedog 12-27-2001 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude:
Really? So you've graced us with your presence and inimitable wit these last two months from the PC at the library? Your elementary school? Your Mom's closet?

I tend not to make hasty judgements about run of the mill assholes, but for you I'll make an exception.

Loser.


Umm..Cable..

Theo 12-27-2001 12:16 PM

a new Larry Flint

Gary 12-27-2001 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson:

Dude..I am like...so Sorry. Will you forgive me?

BTW are you making the great trek to Vegas too?



I'm afraid not. I'm moving January 9. The house we rent was sold. So its sort of a last minute thing. Its not easy finding a place in january. LOL Sucks, i want to kill the people who bought it, oh well, its on my to do list.

spacedog 12-27-2001 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
a new Larry Flint
I could only dream of achieving the success of this brilliant hero..

Ludedude 12-27-2001 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:

Umm..Cable..


Wait, so you can pay a cable bill with no credit and no bank? What do you use? Money orders? I'll bet you can find a real host that will take those. And that brings up another question...how do you intend to cash those sponsor checks without a bank account?

Ahh fuck it...what's the use...you should ask Lens to host you for the price of the DVD player.

spacedog 12-27-2001 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude:

Wait, so you can pay a cable bill with no credit and no bank? What do you use? Money orders? I'll bet you can find a real host that will take those. And that brings up another question...how do you intend to cash those sponsor checks without a bank account?

Ahh fuck it...what's the use...you should ask Lens to host you for the price of the DVD player.

LudeDude..
I pay the cable company in cash..I just walk into their office..
Cashing sponsor checks is easy..
I go to the supermarket & they cash them..
And as far as finding a host that takes money orders..I've been looking..idinternet suggested that..I'm checking that out..I didnt think this was possible til today...
Thanks


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