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protest · 05-16-2005, 05:32 PM

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems
worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head !
off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Hope you had a laugh or two...

DaLord · 05-16-2005, 06:07 PM

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes?

So that is where "you lucky pig" comes from.

reynold · 05-16-2005, 06:24 PM

Nice one dude!
(Is it really true that pig's orgasm last more than 30 minutes?)

runaway · 05-16-2005, 06:31 PM

LOL thanks protest that made my day!!!!

protest · 05-16-2005, 08:12 PM

No problem.... So I have read that it really does... I'm not a dude though...

Tala · 05-16-2005, 08:14 PM

NICE

Spunky · 05-16-2005, 08:14 PM

A cat's urine glows under a black light...I think I'll try that out

protest · 05-16-2005, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

A cat's urine glows under a black light...I think I'll try that out

I dont have a cat to try it....

Screaming · 05-16-2005, 08:18 PM

those were pretty good

Tala · 05-16-2005, 08:20 PM

I think I wanna be a pig too. Damn.

MandyBlake · 05-16-2005, 08:24 PM

very interesting facts.
thank you for posting them.

protest · 05-16-2005, 08:27 PM

very welcome...

d00t · 05-16-2005, 09:23 PM

very interesting.... how many are real?

BuggyG · 05-16-2005, 09:37 PM

ok.. one time or another.. already received in email
and usually by people who just get email for first time and wanna pass along all the cute pics and nice jokes they find

woj · 05-16-2005, 10:50 PM

heh, pretty cool

Vitasoy · 05-17-2005, 01:39 AM

haha those are pretty funny.

Downtime · 05-17-2005, 01:44 AM

haha great post. the comments/captions were even better than the facts for some of 'em

webcrawler · 05-17-2005, 04:07 AM

a good one.

Extreme Robyn · 05-17-2005, 06:36 AM

funny stuff

tony286 · 05-17-2005, 07:55 AM

too funny and very cool stuff

Redrob · 05-17-2005, 08:03 AM

very interesting........ I know a webguy who has not been outside in 5 years

grumpy · 05-17-2005, 08:08 AM

Monkeys have sex for fun to.

protest · 05-17-2005, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy

Monkeys have sex for fun to.

Is that really true?

protest · 05-30-2005, 02:56 PM

I need to laugh....

guschi2k · 05-30-2005, 03:00 PM

thanks for the laugh protest

Manowar · 05-30-2005, 03:01 PM

hahah, they are brilliant

LittleSassy · 05-30-2005, 03:02 PM

interesting stuff...

reynold · 05-30-2005, 07:45 PM

farting--a vital source of Atomic Bomb?!Nice post man!

Basic_man · 05-30-2005, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by protest

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

Really ? I'll need to test this one !

BiggleJones · 05-30-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by protest

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Nice list

...but actually Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too. They also play sexual "games" and do it in lots of different positionst too

.

protest · 05-30-2005, 08:48 PM

hmm interesting.... know any othe funny facts....

Mike Okitch · 05-30-2005, 08:58 PM

Funny stuff.

pornguy · 05-30-2005, 08:59 PM

Those have been posted before, but It is always fun to reread them

sickkittens · 05-30-2005, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

I think I wanna be a pig too. Damn.

It may not be good during a quickie, though.

sniperwolf · 05-30-2005, 09:03 PM

Quote:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

man...i would love that!

Wiggles · 05-30-2005, 09:19 PM

cockroaches are cool, they are like super bugs!

Penthouse Tony · 05-30-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiggleJones

Nice list

...but actually Bonobo Monkey's have sex for pleasure too. They also play sexual "games" and do it in lots of different positionst too

.

They have sex for any reason. After fighting, eating, walking ten feet, etc..

kuthi123 · 05-30-2005, 11:05 PM

lucky pigs

Lev · 05-30-2005, 11:09 PM

thanks for the laugh before I go to sleep

Babagirls · 05-30-2005, 11:12 PM

hahaha thanks for the laugh!

reynold · 05-30-2005, 11:28 PM

I've encountered this thread 3 times now...

runaway · 05-30-2005, 11:37 PM

Yeah... same here.... still nice tho

AVPS Zack · 05-31-2005, 09:33 AM

Damn they didn't teach me those in high school.

naugthygUrL · 06-01-2005, 01:09 AM

hahaha.. nice dude, you made my day

05-16-2005, 05:32 PM	#1
protest Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 41	Funny Facts..... anyone need a good laugh... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head ! off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Hope you had a laugh or two...

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DaLord Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,318	A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes? So that is where "you lucky pig" comes from.

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05-16-2005, 08:12 PM	#5
protest Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 41	No problem.... So I have read that it really does... I'm not a dude though...

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05-30-2005, 02:56 PM	#24
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protest Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 41	hmm interesting.... know any othe funny facts....

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05-30-2005, 11:28 PM	#41
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05-30-2005, 11:37 PM	#42
runaway Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,177	Yeah... same here.... still nice tho