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spacedog · 01-21-2002, 07:30 PM

I am looking for some additional income..

I can perform the following tasks, and much more..(for a fee)
I am also interested in a permanent weekly paid income as a webmaster, assistant, rep, anything, etc, etc, for any company who desires help..

Gallery reviewing on a DAILY basis:
Building galleries:
Submitting galleries;
Building AVS or free sites;
Manage your site(s):
Help with web-design:
Promoting your sites:
submit to link trades & SE's & link lists;

handle emails & online support for webmaster support, advertiser support, etc..

Pretty much alot of tasks & functions..
I'm open & flexible
[email protected]

[This message has been edited by spacedog (edited 01-21-2002).]

Lane · 01-21-2002, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
I am looking for some income..

LOL

Speedy26 · 01-21-2002, 07:46 PM

you have a sample gallery to show?

spacedog · 01-21-2002, 07:50 PM

spacedog · 01-21-2002, 07:54 PM

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http://porn.tsx.to/

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[This message has been edited by spacedog (edited 01-21-2002).]

The Truth · 01-21-2002, 07:54 PM

spacedog -

In all your travels didn't you ever do any reading about how to build galleries..??

This isn't a shot at you man, it's just some real advice... your galleries are horrible if ya ever want to convert. You are building the classic newbie gallery.

Banner

12 - 15 pics

Banner

That doesn't work anymore bud.

To anyone thinking of hiring spacey, I'm sure he'll do great if you give him a template of some sort to follow...

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Exxxotica · 01-21-2002, 07:55 PM

Here's a job you might enjoy.

How good are you with a pencil?

FADE19 · 01-21-2002, 08:12 PM

Translation:
I am willing to be anyone's bitch for a few bucks...

pimplink · 01-21-2002, 08:12 PM

Spacedog,

Judging from the beveled edges of your images, I'm guessing you're using Thumbsplus from Cerius?

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spacedog · 01-21-2002, 08:13 PM

Hey Exxxotica..how'd that pencil feel up your ass??

Yep..
For a few bucks I'll be someones bitch!!

I can also be a paid spammer..
lol..
I'll post on bbs all over the net, all fucking day promoting your product, service, company, program, etc..

[This message has been edited by spacedog (edited 01-21-2002).]

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2002, 08:26 PM

The Truth:

Hey man, ccuriosity is killing me, may I sneak a peak at some of yer galleries and see "how it's done dawg.?"

The Truth · 01-21-2002, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX:
The Truth:

Hey man, ccuriosity is killing me, may I sneak a peak at some of yer galleries and see "how it's done dawg.?"

My galleries are all over the place but I'm not gonna post any of them on a board

I will say this tho.. I NEVER use banners and I never do templates. Every gallery is custom made to match the tour or site I'm promoting. I use the paysites graphics whenever possible to help me "match" the look and when it's not possible I make my own. I also spend a LOT of time writing copy for the galls cuz after all that's what makes the sale. Good content is of course key as well.

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ztik · 01-21-2002, 08:32 PM

ill give ya $10 to suck my dick

spacedog · 01-21-2002, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ztik:
ill give ya $10 to suck my dick

I wouldnt even suck that dirty thing for $10k

Speedy26 · 01-21-2002, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth:

I will say this tho.. I NEVER use banners and I never do templates. Every gallery is custom made to match the tour or site I'm promoting. I use the paysites graphics whenever possible to help me "match" the look and when it's not possible I make my own. I also spend a LOT of time writing copy for the galls cuz after all that's what makes the sale. Good content is of course key as well.

Dam thats some good advice

Rictor · 01-21-2002, 09:03 PM

spacedog,

If you do all those things for yourself...you shouldn't need to be anyone's bitch. Spend less time posting on this board and more time making sites and you should turn a nice profit.

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spacedog · 01-22-2002, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor:
spacedog,

If you do all those things for yourself...you shouldn't need to be anyone's bitch. Spend less time posting on this board and more time making sites and you should turn a nice profit.

Problem is, I am in jam right now & was looking for a quick fix..
It'll be at least 2 weeks before I get my next sponsor checks..
Also, the income from my sites isnt reliable & steady..It's erratic & fluctuates..
One week it's $0 then two weeks later it's $200, the I may only get $50 a week for the next month & so on & on..It's always unreliable & unsteady..
I was looking for something reliable & a fixed # for a set project or # of hours or whatever..
I lost my regualr job after I had some major problems with my car..
so, here I live in east fucking bumfuck maine, on the beach..no transportation, no job, no steady income, 2 kids, getting evicted & have 5 more days before I am homeless AGAIN..
I just fucking recovered from being homelessness 3 months ago..damnit..
There's jack shit for jobs in this summer town in the middle of no where..

eRock · 01-22-2002, 11:08 AM

Damn! That sucks Space. Wish I could help ya out...

kmanrox · 01-22-2002, 11:37 AM

Hey, TheTruth --- Why don't you post some of your galleries to show us newbies what a REAL gallery should look like?

thx

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Bake · 01-22-2002, 02:56 PM

Spacedog can you say, would you like fries with that.

Those galleries are shockers you will not make a anything from them your sales methods need some serious work nowonder you need a job.Hit me on ICQ and I will try and help you 77762980 if you get some money makeing sites going you mite stop filling the board

Maybe just maybe those very slowboards might give you a job as a board filler.

pr0 · 01-22-2002, 03:00 PM

i'll pay you 20$ to watch you suck ztik's dick

xApster · 01-22-2002, 07:36 PM

spacedog are you good at growing sites with ucj ?

I have 1 grand for you if you grow my site to 175k (ucj stats)

Contact me on icq 5676610

Za Ha · 01-22-2002, 08:40 PM

S P A M

Scoobs · 01-22-2002, 08:53 PM

Spacedog...

Please hit me up on ICQ asap?...

115491211

Thanks!

bdld · 01-22-2002, 11:16 PM

if you can do all of those tasks, why not do them for yourself, it'd make you more money.

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Amputate Your Head · 01-22-2002, 11:19 PM

Space, if you can demonstrate ONE skill that is useful to me, you got a job bro.

Roberto · 01-22-2002, 11:27 PM

"Gallery reviewing on a DAILY basis"
that's a no-brainer, you got a job spacey!

Amputate Your Head · 01-22-2002, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:
"Gallery reviewing on a DAILY basis"
that's a no-brainer, you got a job spacey!

Yet.... still not useful to me.

sarcasticbastard · 01-23-2002, 05:21 AM

I will give ten billion dollars if you teach me the skills it takes to get sites on terra e. sheesh.
Heya Truth;
martin was lookin for ya. no wait i am martin. no i'm not, am i? naw im justa
sarcastic bastard

Viper2K1 · 01-23-2002, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
Gallery reviewing on a DAILY basis:
Building galleries:
Submitting galleries;
Building AVS or free sites;
Manage your site(s):
Help with web-design:

Spacedog, You have visited my site didn't you ?? (check the link in my sig and note my bold words ... looks familiar isn't it ?

)

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spacedog · 01-23-2002, 08:16 AM

What are you trying to say here?
Are you telling me that I should make a website like yours?

yeah, I think I seen that before..

Roberto · 01-23-2002, 09:34 AM

he's trying to say you copy/pasted his bold titles, in some cases with the ":" included.
nothing wrong with that i think.

jxl3046 · 01-23-2002, 10:32 AM

Hey Space, Id give you a job if you werent such a dick all the time to me and my site :-).

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Martin · 01-23-2002, 10:48 AM

The Truth must have a under ground project in the works... Staying low pro..

Whatcha Up To Dawg!?!?!?!?

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spacedog · 01-23-2002, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jxl3046:
Hey Space, Id give you a job if you werent such a dick all the time to me and my site :-).

I said I was sorry..

01-21-2002, 07:30 PM	#1
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Webmaster for hire..(Spam) I am looking for some additional income.. I can perform the following tasks, and much more..(for a fee) I am also interested in a permanent weekly paid income as a webmaster, assistant, rep, anything, etc, etc, for any company who desires help.. Gallery reviewing on a DAILY basis: Building galleries: Submitting galleries; Building AVS or free sites; Manage your site(s): Help with web-design: Promoting your sites: submit to link trades & SE's & link lists; handle emails & online support for webmaster support, advertiser support, etc.. Pretty much alot of tasks & functions.. I'm open & flexible [email protected] [This message has been edited by spacedog (edited 01-21-2002).]

01-21-2002, 07:46 PM	#3
Speedy26 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: MI Posts: 950	you have a sample gallery to show?

01-21-2002, 07:50 PM	#4
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01-21-2002, 07:54 PM	#5
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	My sites: http://69khz.tsx.to/ http://sarahmichellegellar.xxx-posed.com http://jenniferlovehewitt.xxx-posed.com/ http://porn.tsx.to/ http://spacedog.alroundsex.com/ http://www.terra.es/personal8/69khzz/index.htm http://latinanurse.freesexhosting.net/index.htm http://brooke.freesexhosting.net/index.htm http://teen.bestsexhost.net/001/ http://www8.kinghost.com/teen/spacedog/ [This message has been edited by spacedog (edited 01-21-2002).]

01-21-2002, 07:54 PM	#6
The Truth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: U.S.of A. Posts: 920	spacedog - In all your travels didn't you ever do any reading about how to build galleries..?? This isn't a shot at you man, it's just some real advice... your galleries are horrible if ya ever want to convert. You are building the classic newbie gallery. Banner 12 - 15 pics Banner That doesn't work anymore bud. To anyone thinking of hiring spacey, I'm sure he'll do great if you give him a template of some sort to follow... ------------------ Make $$$ the All New Diabolical Way

01-21-2002, 07:55 PM	#7
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Here's a job you might enjoy. How good are you with a pencil?

01-21-2002, 08:12 PM	#8
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	Translation: I am willing to be anyone's bitch for a few bucks...

01-21-2002, 08:12 PM	#9
pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	Spacedog, Judging from the beveled edges of your images, I'm guessing you're using Thumbsplus from Cerius? ------------------ Traffic NOT CONVERTING? Try This -- Converts 1:30

01-21-2002, 08:13 PM	#10
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Hey Exxxotica..how'd that pencil feel up your ass?? Yep.. For a few bucks I'll be someones bitch!! I can also be a paid spammer.. lol.. I'll post on bbs all over the net, all fucking day promoting your product, service, company, program, etc.. [This message has been edited by spacedog (edited 01-21-2002).]

01-21-2002, 08:26 PM	#11
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	The Truth: Hey man, ccuriosity is killing me, may I sneak a peak at some of yer galleries and see "how it's done dawg.?"

01-21-2002, 08:32 PM	#13
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	ill give ya $10 to suck my dick

01-21-2002, 09:03 PM	#16
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	spacedog, If you do all those things for yourself...you shouldn't need to be anyone's bitch. Spend less time posting on this board and more time making sites and you should turn a nice profit. ------------------ Pigporn Webmasters Page -Resources for gallery makers and TGP owners.

01-22-2002, 11:08 AM	#18
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	Damn! That sucks Space. Wish I could help ya out...

01-22-2002, 11:37 AM	#19
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	Hey, TheTruth --- Why don't you post some of your galleries to show us newbies what a REAL gallery should look like? thx ------------------ K-MaN RawPussy's TGP - Trade TRAFFIC NicheBucks 50/50 You Own a PAYSITE? I DARE YOU! ICQ 1337988

01-22-2002, 02:56 PM	#20
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,305	Spacedog can you say, would you like fries with that. Those galleries are shockers you will not make a anything from them your sales methods need some serious work nowonder you need a job.Hit me on ICQ and I will try and help you 77762980 if you get some money makeing sites going you mite stop filling the board Maybe just maybe those very slowboards might give you a job as a board filler.

01-22-2002, 03:00 PM	#21
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	i'll pay you 20$ to watch you suck ztik's dick

01-22-2002, 07:36 PM	#22
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01-22-2002, 08:40 PM	#23
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	S P A M

01-22-2002, 08:53 PM	#24
Scoobs Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Out back Posts: 492	Spacedog... Please hit me up on ICQ asap?... 115491211 Thanks!

01-22-2002, 11:16 PM	#25
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01-22-2002, 11:19 PM	#26
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Space, if you can demonstrate ONE skill that is useful to me, you got a job bro.

01-22-2002, 11:27 PM	#27
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	"Gallery reviewing on a DAILY basis" that's a no-brainer, you got a job spacey!

01-23-2002, 05:21 AM	#29
sarcasticbastard Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: at the #1 newbie board Posts: 104	I will give ten billion dollars if you teach me the skills it takes to get sites on terra e. sheesh. Heya Truth; martin was lookin for ya. no wait i am martin. no i'm not, am i? naw im justa sarcastic bastard

01-23-2002, 08:16 AM	#31
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	What are you trying to say here? Are you telling me that I should make a website like yours? yeah, I think I seen that before..

01-23-2002, 09:34 AM	#32
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	he's trying to say you copy/pasted his bold titles, in some cases with the ":" included. nothing wrong with that i think.

01-23-2002, 10:32 AM	#33
jxl3046 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: MIT Posts: 66	Hey Space, Id give you a job if you werent such a dick all the time to me and my site :-). ------------------ www.realbigcash.com 80% webmaster sharing, .25 cents per click, Earn $25 just for joining!!!

01-23-2002, 10:48 AM	#34
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