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MikeHawk 06-09-2005 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CJTraffic
This last weekend, I attended my cousin's wedding in Naples, Florida. Generally when I tell people that I grew up in the swamps of Florida, they don't quite get just how country that is. Everybody pictures Orlando, Mickey Mouse and Miami.

Maybe these pictures of the bride arriving on her Daddy's swamp buggy to be escorted to the altar will help you understand.

Here comes the bride...
http://themcaleerclan.com/dixiedarlin.jpg

What better use for a spare swamp buggy with no engine than to line and fill the engine compartment with beer?
http://themcaleerclan.com/SoggyBottom.jpg

Just so you get a better idea of what one of these things looks like. Here's the one that was set up for display on the other side of the tents. In the middle of the reception, they fired them both up and took turns revving the 520HP engines as loud as possible to the appreciative "YEEHAWS!" and "WHHEEEWWWSS!" of the audience.
http://themcaleerclan.com/Ladybug.jpg


That is so great! :thumbsup

MikeHawk 06-09-2005 11:42 AM

So far the one that is still making me chuckle is...


"Lets get drunk and screw"


:winkwink:

MikeHawk 06-09-2005 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
What the heck is the name of that song the georgia satelites used to sing.. "I got a little change in my pocket goin ching-a-ling-a-ling" Make sure it's sung by a bunch of drunk as guys that keep singing the chorus over and over and it's 100% redneck.

Got it....thanks! :thumbsup

seeric 06-09-2005 11:49 AM

brittany spears
oops i did it again

DaddysGirl 06-09-2005 12:20 PM

they must live outside of Naples, cause Naples is very fru fru and expensive...lol

PurrrsianPussyKat 06-09-2005 12:21 PM

Don't forget freebird!

JUSTB 06-09-2005 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeHawk
So far the one that is still making me chuckle is...


"Lets get drunk and screw"


:winkwink:


I like to think of Buffett as "classy redneck" :winkwink:

Ok a couple more songs, Thank God I'm a Country Boy by John Denver and My Home's in Alabama by Alabama.

MikeHawk 06-09-2005 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
Don't forget freebird!

Never ever...but what about Saturday Night Special!!!!

eamedia 06-09-2005 12:32 PM

anything by eminem or 50 cent

seeric 06-09-2005 12:40 PM

i will play "we represent the lollipop kids" from the wizard of oz munchkins all night long over and over again, if anyone says DIO ever again in this thread.

BLhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

MikeHawk 06-09-2005 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by eamedia
anything by eminem or 50 cent

Only HIGH QUALITY WHITE TRASH MUSIC FOR THIS DEAL...so that would be a very firm:

NO

DaddysGirl 06-09-2005 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by eamedia
anything by eminem or 50 cent


that would be for a ghetto white trash party....

there are variations...lol

MikeHawk 06-09-2005 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddysGirl
that would be for a ghetto white trash party....

there are variations...lol

DaddysGirl...........you are so right.......So here is the play list so far:

Van Halen
Runnin With the Devil:
Hot For Teacher
Jamies Cryin
and the Cradle will rock
Aint Talkin about love

Rick Derringer- Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo

American Bad Ass - Kid Rock

keep your hands to yourself - Georgis Sattelites

Slow Ride - Fog Hat

Devil Went Down To Gerogia - Charly Daniels Band


Born to be wild- Stepenwolf

Stranglehold -Ted Nugent

Rocky Mountain High - Joe Walsh

Friends in Low Places- Garth Brooks

Lets get drunk and screw-

School is out for summer - Alice Cooper

Dukes Of Hazzard theme- Waylon Jennings

Gary Glitter- Rock and Roll


You Aint Seen nothing yet-BTO

Feel Like Makin Love- Bad Company
Sky is burning


More Than a feeling- Boston
Piece of mind
Long Time

Ramblin Man - Alman Brothers
Mellisa


Mississippi Queen- Mountain

Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood


Smoke on the Water- Deep Purple
Highway Star

Sweet Home Alabama- Skynard


Green River- CCR

badmunchkin 06-09-2005 01:37 PM

Toby Keith's - Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) :disgust

seeric 06-09-2005 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeHawk
DaddysGirl...........you are so right.......So here is the play list so far:

Van Halen
Runnin With the Devil:
Hot For Teacher
Jamies Cryin
and the Cradle will rock
Aint Talkin about love

Rick Derringer- Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo

American Bad Ass - Kid Rock

keep your hands to yourself - Georgis Sattelites

Slow Ride - Fog Hat

Devil Went Down To Gerogia - Charly Daniels Band


Born to be wild- Stepenwolf

Stranglehold -Ted Nugent

Rocky Mountain High - Joe Walsh

Friends in Low Places- Garth Brooks

Lets get drunk and screw-

School is out for summer - Alice Cooper

Dukes Of Hazzard theme- Waylon Jennings

Gary Glitter- Rock and Roll


You Aint Seen nothing yet-BTO

Feel Like Makin Love- Bad Company
Sky is burning


More Than a feeling- Boston
Piece of mind
Long Time

Ramblin Man - Alman Brothers
Mellisa


Mississippi Queen- Mountain

Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood


Smoke on the Water- Deep Purple
Highway Star

Sweet Home Alabama- Skynard


Green River- CCR


keep em coming baby!!!!!!!!

Kiwigirl 06-09-2005 02:22 PM

From living in the backwoods of Tennessee the songs I heard most were
Free bird, Sweet home Alabama, Family tradition and Friends in low places.
All of those songs appeared to be the TN anthem. I've seen many a rednecks
dance to them, sing along with them, hit on there cousin to them, knocking out each other's front teeth to them , attempt to play them live with there 3 peice band and even bury there loved ones to them. Ya know your a redneck when your burrial song is "free bird" followed by "every rose has it's thorn."

SexyScribe 06-09-2005 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiwigirl
From living in the backwoods of Tennessee the songs I heard most were
Free bird, Sweet home Alabama, Family tradition and Friends in low places.
All of those songs appeared to be the TN anthem. I've seen many a rednecks
dance to them, sing along with them, hit on there cousin to them, knocking out each other's front teeth to them , attempt to play them live with there 3 peice band and even bury there loved ones to them. Ya know your a redneck when your burrial song is "free bird" followed by "every rose has it's thorn."


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

$pikes 06-09-2005 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiwigirl
Ya know your a redneck when your burrial song is "free bird" followed by "every rose has it's thorn."

Poison! OMG

GiantGnome 06-09-2005 04:53 PM

You left out Blackfoot?????????? At least listen to the 2 tracks on top of their site.
http://www.blackfootrocks.com/

$pikes 06-09-2005 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome
You left out Blackfoot?????????? At least listen to the 2 tracks on top of their site.
http://www.blackfootrocks.com/


Got it thanks! :thumbsup

seeric 06-09-2005 07:22 PM

can i put my trailer in the hotel parking lot without a permit?

Shannon G 06-09-2005 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala
"Country Boy Can Survive" - Hank Jr.

Damn! That immediately came to mind when thinking of "back home". lol ... and, of course, Devil Went Down To Georgia. :thumbsup

Gotta add:
Mountain Music - Alabama
Fishin' in the dark - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Swingin' - John Anderson
Paradise City - Guns N Roses

GiantGnome 06-09-2005 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by $pikes
Got it thanks! :thumbsup

Youre welcome. I figured they would be a good fit. Not only great music but the singer base player is dressed as an indian and play harmoica. Now tell me that doesnt scream white trash. :1orglaugh

Xenophage 06-12-2005 05:07 PM

2 hours to go for the crazy white trash event


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