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Old 01-22-2002, 10:19 AM   #1
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fucked up, but insanely funny =)

This is some fucked up shit to happen to some1 but its just soooooooo funny.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/2002.../flush_dc.html

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Old 01-22-2002, 10:22 AM   #2
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Aaaahahaha, I heard that in the car earlier. I'm sure that if she didn't have such a fat sweaty ass, she wouldn't have been stuck to the seat.
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Old 01-22-2002, 10:26 AM   #3
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I wonder if she ended up with a giant hicky on her ass and dirty bits with that much suction.

Who flushes while they sit anyway? I have to investigate and admire my work when I am done.
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Old 01-22-2002, 10:30 AM   #4
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Oh man! That's hilarious!
Gives new meaning to a "Royal Flush"...

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Old 01-22-2002, 11:04 AM   #5
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they said "she was stuck in there for quite some time". The flight from scandanavia to the US is a very long flight, i'm just wondering how long after take off she went in there lol

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Old 01-22-2002, 11:16 AM   #6
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At least she had some privacy

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Old 01-22-2002, 11:23 AM   #7
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yep yep, dont trust those << high-pressure vacuum >> things

funny shit

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Old 01-22-2002, 11:35 AM   #8
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thats priceless. I'm sure she felt bad that people had to help her on the plane. Now the whole world knows about the incident.

he he.
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Old 01-22-2002, 11:43 AM   #9
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They should've called you Assmaster...after all...you are the assmaster...
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Old 01-22-2002, 12:15 PM   #10
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I think it was last year some guy in New York got his dick stuck in a vacume cleaner. He had one of those central cleaning systems and tried to fuck it, got stuck, and couldnt reach the console to turn it off. Holy shit did I laugh at that dudes expense
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Old 01-22-2002, 02:40 PM   #11
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Not to mention that cleaning liquid shit in the bowl, isnt it blue? Smurf Ass.
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Old 01-22-2002, 05:03 PM   #12
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I can see it now, the vacuum causing an undo stress on the system, and an o-ring breaks causing the aircraft to explode in mid-air, then you would really see the shit fly.
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Old 01-22-2002, 05:04 PM   #13
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hehe, that must have been weird, ass stuck to toilet ;D

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Old 01-22-2002, 06:03 PM   #14
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maybe if the fat whore would have laid off the fucking twinkies her ceelulite would not have been of significant girth to plug the whole fucking toilet opening...

fat people make me sick, for christ fucking sake TAKE CARE of yourself, nobody wants to see your disgusting flab you lazy wench!!!!

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Old 01-23-2002, 12:25 AM   #15
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Quote:
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They should've called you Assmaster...after all...you are the assmaster...

What are you saying eRock?
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Old 01-23-2002, 12:28 AM   #16
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What are you saying eRock?
Ahhh...it made much more sense when I was typin' it earlier...

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Old 01-23-2002, 12:30 AM   #17
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ah ok.
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Old 01-23-2002, 04:24 AM   #18
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Well, at least she had no need to go to the bathroom for a month or so

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Old 01-23-2002, 05:17 AM   #19
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I can just picture a 747 flying overhead with some stretched out coochie lips flapping under the belly of the plane.
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