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Old 05-14-2005, 11:42 AM   #1
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Type of girls (funny)
HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.


RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.


SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.


MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.


CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.


E-MAIL Girls:
Out of every ten things she says, nine are nonsense.


VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:26 PM   #2
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funny stuff
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:28 PM   #3
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Funny
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:31 PM   #4
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:31 PM   #5
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Hahahahahaha... Funny!
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:32 PM   #6
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Lame. Very lame.
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:34 PM   #7
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Lame. Very lame.
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:35 PM   #8
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heh heh
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:38 PM   #9
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Man, that was so not funny.
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:41 PM   #10
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old joke...but still good!
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:41 PM   #11
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:45 PM   #12
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LOL.....good stuff
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:45 PM   #13
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OH - I forgot - In your case replace "girl" with "homo" and "she" with "he" - then you will understand - or not
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:48 PM   #14
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How about the "Ideal girl" = The Real Doll always ready for Sex, NO Nagging ,No Shopping , No Talking during the game, and she doesn't ask how you "FEEL" lol
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Old 05-14-2005, 01:03 PM   #15
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OH - I forgot - In your case replace "girl" with "homo" and "she" with "he" - then you will understand - or not
Whoa there? PMSing today, I take it?
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