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The Adult Broker · 05-13-2005, 02:23 PM

I am going to Shabbat services tonight where I will pray, sing along, chat with G-d and remember all that I am grateful for.

It has nothing to do with the great dinner they serve afterwards.

Who else is here from the tribe?

MandyBlake · 05-13-2005, 02:24 PM

i'm a deist. sorry

Thrawn$ · 05-13-2005, 02:27 PM

Show yout tities

tony286 · 05-13-2005, 02:28 PM

enjoy your holiday

mindoza · 05-13-2005, 02:28 PM

Another nice(sometimes) jewish girl here....I am supose to go to services once a month on fridays...it is a family thing but I have not made it in months..now I feel bad, not bad enough to go tonight but ill go next week

Do you normally go or is it for a Bat or Bar Mitzvah?

azguy · 05-13-2005, 02:28 PM

Shabat shalom

tranza · 05-13-2005, 02:29 PM

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The Adult Broker · 05-13-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

Another nice(sometimes) jewish girl here....I am supose to go to services once a month on fridays...it is a family thing but I have not made it in months..now I feel bad, not bad enough to go tonight but ill go next week

Do you normally go or is it for a Bat or Bar Mitzvah?

I usually go every Friday night, great group of peeps, they have dinner for like 200 people. my cousin lives here now so go with him and friends.

it's fun and festive. balances me out a bit. you should go - don't feel bad, do it for yourself not someone else.

and Shabbat Shalom to you too azguy

wedouglas · 05-13-2005, 03:07 PM

jew over here

2HousePlague · 05-13-2005, 03:09 PM

Oh, Lori...

[sigh]

Sometimes you really make me wanna break a glass --

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VirtuMike · 05-13-2005, 03:15 PM

I wanna go and pick up Jewish chicks.

AdPatron · 05-13-2005, 04:04 PM

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TheJimmy · 05-13-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by azguy

Shabat shalom

I wasn't raised 'in' the tribe but I'm 'from' the tribe on my mother's side...ashkenazi to be more precise...

I'd love to check out temple again one of these days...I like good food and I love fridays and spending time with friends & family...

have a good time tonight...

...in my next life I'm gonna marry a good jewish girl

.

azguy · 05-13-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

I usually go every Friday night, great group of peeps, they have dinner for like 200 people. my cousin lives here now so go with him and friends.

it's fun and festive. balances me out a bit. you should go - don't feel bad, do it for yourself not someone else.

and Shabbat Shalom to you too azguy

We also visit the local Chabad once in a while, usually only if it's a holiday and we have no other plans.

Where do you live btw?

DarkJedi · 05-13-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

I am going to Shabbat services tonight where I will pray, sing along, chat with G-d and remember all that I am grateful for.

It has nothing to do with the great dinner they serve afterwards.

Who else is here from the tribe?

Obviously I'm ignorant, but what's with the "G-d" bullshit?

ry0t · 05-13-2005, 04:14 PM

I love how you're in the porn world and you still write G-D. Nice going it's pretty cool.

oh yeah Im that religion also.

ry0t · 05-13-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Obviously I'm ignorant, but what's with the "G-d" bullshit?

dude.. don't ever mock something so sacred. I dont care what you do, you're usually a prick but stop messing around with that.

Makingcoin · 05-13-2005, 04:17 PM

I have given a few girls the greek sneak.

Does that count?

Evil Jawa · 05-13-2005, 04:18 PM

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Who else is here from the tribe?

I'm a former member of the tribe who realized what a scam it is.

DarkJedi · 05-13-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ry0t

dude.. don't ever mock something so sacred. I dont care what you do, you're usually a prick but stop messing around with that.

God!

God Damm!

God Damn that feels GREAT!

God Fucking Damn do that again!

God Damn!

God Damn!

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God Damn!

God Damn!

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God Damn!

ry0t · 05-13-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

God!

God Damm!

God Damn that feels GREAT!

God Fucking Damn do that again!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

God Damn!

Yes youre usually a prick which is what I said and you have the freedom of speech so to each his own.

hershie · 05-13-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Obviously I'm ignorant, but what's with the "G-d" bullshit?

Actually, that is a good question. I am jewish and didn't really know myself. Just found this:

Some Jews spell God as G-d. This has its origin in the third commandment, "You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain" (Exo. 20:7). Many Jews later became so cautious not to break this commandment that they quit pronouncing the name of God altogether, for fear that they might say it in vain. This is why we are not sure exactly what the vowels were for the divine name of God in the Old Testament (YHWH), known today as the tetragrammaton. "Yahweh" is the closest approximation we have (See, Is "Jehovah" the Name of God?). When a Jew would come across this name when reading the Old Testament, instead of saying God's name, he would say "Adonai," which means "Lord" or "Master." They would also use other words in place of the name of God, or even the title, "God." Notice that Matthew usually substitutes the phrase "kingdom of heaven" where the other gospels have "kingdom of God." We are told that before a Massoretic scribe would even write the name of God, he would first wash himself and then he would use a new pen. This is all done out of respect for the name of God and for fear of breaking the third commandment. What you see today with this hesitation even to write the title "God" is simply an outgrowth of this Jewish piety.

Let me add that this is nowhere commanded in scripture. We see faithful men of God calling upon him and using his name throughout the Bible. We can and should use God's name properly. However, we should also take a lesson from these Jews not use God's name without respect, or "in vain" as the scripture says. Taking God's name in vain includes a whole lot more than saying it in connection with curse words. Whenever we say "God" or "Lord" or "Christ" it should be with respect and devotion. We should never use God as a substitute for "Wow!" or simply say his name as an expression of anger or frustration.

fris · 05-13-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

I am going to Shabbat services tonight where I will pray, sing along, chat with G-d and remember all that I am grateful for.

It has nothing to do with the great dinner they serve afterwards.

Who else is here from the tribe?

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mlove · 05-13-2005, 04:27 PM

God's power rests in his O!

JFK · 05-13-2005, 04:29 PM

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I wanna go and pick up Jewish chicks.

OYY WEH ............not agin

Pete-KT · 05-13-2005, 04:31 PM

Just show us your tits and get it over with

Penthouse Tony · 05-13-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by hershie

Whenever we say "God" or "Lord" or "Christ" it should be with respect and devotion.

Actually we can get away with saying "Christ" in vain since it means "son of G-d" which we don't believe Jesus was.

Shabbat Shalom everyone!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-13-2005, 04:45 PM

sorry I'm Catholic, but i did a huge report in my socialogy class when i was in highschool and the jewish religion is a very good religion

erehwon · 05-13-2005, 05:15 PM

I have associate membership in the tribe via marriage, (my sister married into it). I was expecting at knock 15% off my car insurance with this membership, or at least a credit union, but alas no such luck.

On the upside, the Jewish lasses are pretty hot...

The Adult Broker · 05-13-2005, 05:25 PM

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We also visit the local Chabad once in a while, usually only if it's a holiday and we have no other plans.

Where do you live btw?

I live in Los Angeles, Westside. and you?

azguy · 05-13-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

I live in Los Angeles, Westside. and you?

Scottsdale AZ

There's an interesting piece on life in LA in this month's Forbes magazine, comparing LA to interior America as polls say more and more residents are sick of the city.

Found the link: http://www.forbes.com/home/free_forb.../0523/039.html

The Adult Broker · 05-13-2005, 05:31 PM

oy vey...

fris, I'm going to start my prayers like this ...

"So, G-d, there's this guy named fris and ...." LOL

azguy · 05-13-2005, 05:34 PM

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oy vey...

fris, I'm going to start my prayers like this ...

"So, G-d, there's this guy named fris and ...." LOL

azguy · 05-13-2005, 05:37 PM

My gf's brother is in China every other week on business and makes it a point to visit Chabad for Friday night dinners. Sometimes it's nice to be in that environment, especially when you're so far away from home.

SleazyDream · 05-13-2005, 05:48 PM

i'm cut - does that count?

and mike's my brother from a jewish mother

azguy · 05-13-2005, 05:50 PM

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i'm cut - does that count?

and mike's my brother from a jewish mother

I think it gives you points for trying

Juicy D. Links · 05-13-2005, 05:50 PM

Yesh li zion gadol

DaveTO · 05-13-2005, 06:44 PM

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Yesh li zion gadol

Its "za-yin", but good try

I'm a member of the jewish club.

Juicy D. Links · 05-13-2005, 06:50 PM

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Its "za-yin", but good try

I'm a member of the jewish club.

ani ohev coos

pornguy · 05-13-2005, 06:51 PM

Will they be serving pork by any chance?? If so, I am there.

2HousePlague · 05-13-2005, 07:14 PM

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ani ohev coos

Ken -- besssseeeehdeeeeeehr --

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VirtuMike · 05-14-2005, 03:19 AM

Who's your kosher daddy?

Spankys Teens · 05-14-2005, 03:32 AM

i belong to the clan as well, heck i even lived in israel for 9 years...had some fun there

Ezmeralda Moon · 05-14-2005, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by VirtuMike

I wanna go and pick up Jewish chicks.

Well, we are the best aren't we?

Fuck religion guys! Who gives a shit about it anyway?
Shabat Shalom to those who do...

VeriSexy · 05-14-2005, 03:43 AM

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I AGREE!

BabeHunter · 05-14-2005, 04:53 AM

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Odin88 · 05-14-2005, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ry0t

dude.. don't ever mock something so sacred. I dont care what you do, you're usually a prick but stop messing around with that.

Fuck off every clown on this board mocks Christianity and Islam. What makes Jews so special? I find it ironic that you peddle porn than try to be a good little religious girl.

Ezmeralda Moon · 05-14-2005, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Odin88

Fuck off every clown on this board mocks Christianity and Islam. What makes Jews so special? I find it ironic that you peddle porn than try to be a good little religious girl.

The man has a point...
I mean I was born Jewish, true but I'm certainly not a good gal, y'know?
I still say- Fuck religion!
Or better yet- Fuck!

Satisfaction · 05-14-2005, 07:59 AM

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