WTF is wrong with parents these days? - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 05-12-2005, 11:12 PM

Picture this:

It's 10pm on a Thursday night and a family strolls into a restaurant. The family consists of the Mother, Father, and two children ages 3 and 4.

The 4 year old orders her food and a Mountain Dew. 12 minutes later the food arrives along with the 4 year olds 3rd soft drink.

Now the 4 year old is not eating her food because she is too busy bouncing around the seat, creating a scene, and annoying the people at surrounding tables.

The parents are getting pissed off and yelling at the child which is making an even bigger scene.

Now here's the important question:

WTF is a 4 year old doing drinking Mountain Dew in the first place let alone at 10pm on a school night?

You might as well give the 3 year old some Jolt Cola while you're at it then beat them both for being hyper due to your stupidity.

Some people simply should not breed.

Sly · 05-12-2005, 11:14 PM

We always had to drink milk or water. If we were out, one glass of soda, max.

That explains why I'm such a fine human being.

seeric · 05-12-2005, 11:15 PM

hahaha. we should issue licenses to breed.

SleazyDream · 05-12-2005, 11:15 PM

why not offer the kid a red bull?

it's the parents problem after you leave the restruant

AaronM · 05-12-2005, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

We always had to drink milk or water. If we were out, one glass of soda, max.

That explains why I'm such a fine human being.

Milk builds strong bones. Water helps keep you trim.

I bet you're a great runner.

Mr.Fiction · 05-12-2005, 11:16 PM

Is there such a thing as a "school night" to a three year old?

Babagirls · 05-12-2005, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Some people simply should not breed.

very true.

Sly · 05-12-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Milk builds strong bones. Water helps keep you trim.

I bet you're a great runner.

I haven't had a glass of milk in 7 years. I did make All-State track though.

CDSmith · 05-12-2005, 11:18 PM

Sell the idiot father one of these....

Tempest · 05-12-2005, 11:18 PM

The 4 year old was "expressing" herself at 9:30pm screaming and yelling that she wanted to go out to a restaurant for some mac and cheese.. the parents, not wanting to stifle their little darling, complied and took her out...

AaronM · 05-12-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Fiction

Is there such a thing as a "school night" to a three year old?

There was when I was 3. Fuck if I know how things work these days though.

I take it that you didn't get an early start on education?

BTW....The 4 year old is the one question here.

Clicky_Bucks · 05-12-2005, 11:21 PM

You didn't have school when you were 3, you pompous fool.

Babagirls · 05-12-2005, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

You didn't have school when you were 3, you pompous fool.

he was talkin about the 4 yr old and havent you ever heard of "Head Start"??

Radical Rick · 05-12-2005, 11:24 PM

I saw a mom once at a coffee shop asking her 4 year old if he wanted a cafe mocha...then telling him he couldn?t have a chocolate brownie, because that would make him too hyper...wtf!!

mlove · 05-12-2005, 11:27 PM

Alot of people shouldn't be parents.

This is why abortion should remain legal.

CDSmith · 05-12-2005, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mlove

Alot of people shouldn't be parents.

This is why sterilization of the stupid should remain legal.

Agreed

AaronM · 05-12-2005, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

You didn't have school when you were 3, you pompous fool.

Really?

Then how is it that I managed to break my leg at school in 1977? FYI, I was born in late 73.

The next time you wish to tell me what I have and have not experienced, you may want to check with my parents first. They both post here from time to time so feel free to ask.

media · 05-12-2005, 11:36 PM

I think mt. dew has more sugar and caffine than jolt.. at least that was when I last looked at the labels long ago..

BTW Aaron, you owe me a drink you fucker.. I called you all night with no answer back..

STD · 05-12-2005, 11:37 PM

Fuck they got restrictions and licenses for everything else... I think there should be a rule about breading... below a certain IQ level and your forbiden to have children. Adam Corrola (formaly of the man show) has been saying this for years and I have to agree with him. If there were rules on who can have kids we wouldn't have problems with neglected children who grow up the wrong way and end up causing nothing but problems... and besides... then we could continue to have sex with dumb chicks and not have to worry about getting them knocked up!

I say If your not a certain IQ level and you have no potential of ever being allowed to have kids (in that society) then we get them fixed and if you got a good body u start to stirp! It would make many fathers proud I am sure!

TheJimmy · 05-12-2005, 11:40 PM

the amount of dead, processed, shit ass food people feed their children is disturbing too...hell while we're at it the typical N. American diet is mostly crap...

what's wrong with PEOPLE!?

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AaronM · 05-12-2005, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by media

I think mt. dew has more sugar and caffine than jolt.. at least that was when I last looked at the labels long ago..

BTW Aaron, you owe me a drink you fucker.. I called you all night with no answer back..

Perhaps you should have checked your voice mail sooner. You were calling the wrong number and by the time you called the right one, I was already asleep and pissed about your no show.

Seems that you owe me a drink.

AaronM · 05-12-2005, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by STD

Fuck they got restrictions and licenses for everything else... I think there should be a rule about breading... below a certain IQ level and your forbiden to have children.

I fully agree. Let's start with people who can't spell basic words and then have the nerve to mention IQ tests.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=breading

KRL · 05-12-2005, 11:45 PM

Its real simple. No one goes to school to learn how to be married and no one goes to school to learn how to be a parent.

The two most important things in life and we jump into them without any training at all.

Its pathetic.

AaronM · 05-12-2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Its real simple. No one goes to school to learn how to be married and no one goes to school to learn how to be a parent.

The two most important things in life and we jump into them without any training at all.

Its pathetic.

Wise words, as usual.

CDSmith · 05-12-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by STD

Fuck they got restrictions and licenses for everything else... I think there should be a rule about breading...

I had breaded chicken for dinner earlier this evening. I hope I wasn't breaking any of your breading rules

Babagirls · 05-12-2005, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by STD

Fuck they got restrictions and licenses for everything else... I think there should be a rule about breading... below a certain IQ level and your forbiden to have children. Adam Corrola (formaly of the man show) has been saying this for years and I have to agree with him. If there were rules on who can have kids we wouldn't have problems with neglected children who grow up the wrong way and end up causing nothing but problems... and besides... then we could continue to have sex with dumb chicks and not have to worry about getting them knocked up!

I say If your not a certain IQ level and you have no potential of ever being allowed to have kids (in that society) then we get them fixed and if you got a good body u start to stirp! It would make many fathers proud I am sure!

i agree 100%!!

theres certain standards & tests and evalutions for people who want to adopt kids, they put them hell before they even THINK about handing a kid over to strangers......they should do the same thing for people who want to become parents.

XPays · 05-12-2005, 11:48 PM

maybe they were passing through on a long flight around the world and 10pm was really like 12:00 pm for them

AaronM · 05-12-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by XPays

maybe they were passing through on a long flight around the world and 10pm was really like 12:00 pm for them

They were probably on a private jet too.

Friends of yours?

XPays · 05-12-2005, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

They were probably on a private jet too.

Friends of yours?

i took my nephew to friendly's at 8 pm and my sister was pissed because his beditime is 8. but the kid hussled me into a grilled cheese trip. it's tough to say no... mountain dew is over the top- it should be kept away from kid's, why are you such a dick lately?

XPays · 05-12-2005, 11:56 PM

i see- you want to get to 30k posts

early congrats!

Donny · 05-13-2005, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks

You didn't have school when you were 3, you pompous fool.

Oh really?? My son did. Maybe they do things differently where you're from? Or maybe you're ignorant on the matter?

AaronM · 05-13-2005, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays

i took my nephew to friendly's at 8 pm and my sister was pissed because his beditime is 8. but the kid hussled me into a grilled cheese trip. it's tough to say no... mountain dew is over the top- it should be kept away from kid's, why are you such a dick lately?

Lately?

I'm always a dick around these boards.

Perhaps you should come off your cloud one of these days and get to know me in person.

XPays · 05-13-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Lately?

I'm always a dick around these boards.

Perhaps you should come off your cloud one of these days and get to know me in person.

did we not break bread together? is the statute of limitations not up yet on my call to you that fateful day?

have it your way aaronm and all i can say to the cloud bullshit is "likewise"

AaronM · 05-13-2005, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays

did we not break bread together? is the statute of limitations not up yet on my call to you that fateful day?

have it your way aaronm and all i can say to the cloud bullshit is "likewise"

That fateful day is long gone my friend. I have no beef with you. You simply don't understand my sense of humor so you take offense instead of seeing that I'm just playing wit ya.

Lighten up a bit and it's all good.

Beer?

AaronM · 05-13-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

You simply don't understand my sense of humor so you take offense instead of seeing that I'm just playing wit ya.

Lighten up a bit and it's all good.

Beer?

For the record.....The same goes for many people on GFY. People take shit too seriously. It's a webmaster board for Christ's sake.

XPays · 05-13-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

That fateful day is long gone my friend. I have no beef with you. You simply don't understand my sense of humor so you take offense instead of seeing that I'm just playing wit ya.

Lighten up a bit and it's all good.

Beer?

you are teasing me though

i have been seeing a therapist for years adjusting to commercial airlines again.

AaronM · 05-13-2005, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays

you are teasing me though

.

Indeed....That I am.

XPays · 05-13-2005, 12:14 AM

would you tell the parents that you think it is inappropriate to give a kid mountain dew? that would be some good reality content.

XPays · 05-13-2005, 12:16 AM

i spoke up to a pregnant girl who was smoking once and that did not go so well..

AaronM · 05-13-2005, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by XPays

would you tell the parents that you think it is inappropriate to give a kid mountain dew? that would be some good reality content.

Anybody who knows me is well aware that I am certainly not beyond doing that. I usually have to reserve those things though for fear of embarrassing the others in my party.

XPays · 05-13-2005, 12:24 AM

parents are also letting their daughters dress like brittany spears and christina aguilera.

SFBU · 05-13-2005, 12:25 AM

So what the fuck were you doing up on that desk at Learning Tree, and why did you jump off?

AaronM · 05-13-2005, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SFBU

So what the fuck were you doing up on that desk at Learning Tree, and why did you jump off?

lol...Because my daddy didn't teach me any better.

SFBU · 05-13-2005, 12:30 AM

We can only do so much with what we have to work with

AaronM · 05-13-2005, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SFBU

We can only do so much with what we have to work with

It's a damn good thing for me that they didn't have breeding regulations in place back in 1973.

reynold · 05-13-2005, 12:35 AM

it is totally ironic. Parents were thinking that they have grown up kids. argh.

riddler · 05-13-2005, 12:35 AM

Boo hooo, caffine to a kid, fucking cry who cares, Shouldnt bitch fat boy maybe you need to lay off the mt dew too eh?

SFBU · 05-13-2005, 12:36 AM

2 more posts to see WOJ

AaronM · 05-13-2005, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MrC

Boo hooo, caffine to a kid, fucking cry who cares, Shouldnt bitch fat boy maybe you need to lay off the mt dew too eh?

I'm sorry...Who are you again?

Oh yeah...I remember now.

Nobody significant to me.

riddler · 05-13-2005, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I'm sorry...Who are you again?

I'm sorry who are you? Oh wait your that fat fuck that bitches alot because you cant see your own god damn cock, Shut the fuck up loser and go get the gym

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	WTF is wrong with parents these days? Picture this: It's 10pm on a Thursday night and a family strolls into a restaurant. The family consists of the Mother, Father, and two children ages 3 and 4. The 4 year old orders her food and a Mountain Dew. 12 minutes later the food arrives along with the 4 year olds 3rd soft drink. Now the 4 year old is not eating her food because she is too busy bouncing around the seat, creating a scene, and annoying the people at surrounding tables. The parents are getting pissed off and yelling at the child which is making an even bigger scene. Now here's the important question: WTF is a 4 year old doing drinking Mountain Dew in the first place let alone at 10pm on a school night? You might as well give the 3 year old some Jolt Cola while you're at it then beat them both for being hyper due to your stupidity. Some people simply should not breed.

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	it is totally ironic. Parents were thinking that they have grown up kids. argh.

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