Because of comments I made on GFY about the pres. The FBI came to my apt.

Ok,

I may have said "DIE BUSH DIE" a few times.
And I may have said that I am supporting arab extremists that want to give Georgie boy his first gay experience with a camel.

So I guess I was just asking for trouble making such comments in the american territory of france.

Two agents came to my apartment this morning and kicked in the door. They grabbed me kicking and screaming quebec'r cuss words.

I knew I had to act fast because they planed to take me to pakistan and have me tortured for my film secrets. Like I have on how to make black men look like they actually know how to fuck.

So I stopped suddenly and looked up into the sky and in my best impersonation of Tatoo I yelled out.

THE PLANE!!! THE PLANE!!! THE PLANE!!!

The two FBI agents dropped me like a sack of potatoes and ran for cover. In seconds I heard artillary fire comming from the American embassy as they shot down anything that moves in the skys. (Oh the massacre of those poor french pigions.)

So why am I telling all of you this....
Because the world must know the truth.

That no matter how strong or tough america is.

There is always some short french bitch from quebec that can embarass the entire american nation.

Or maybe I am just a bitch with too much spare time today.