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Old 05-13-2005, 03:43 AM   #1
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Because of comments I made on GFY about the pres. The FBI came to my apt.

Ok,

I may have said "DIE BUSH DIE" a few times.
And I may have said that I am supporting arab extremists that want to give Georgie boy his first gay experience with a camel.

So I guess I was just asking for trouble making such comments in the american territory of france.

Two agents came to my apartment this morning and kicked in the door. They grabbed me kicking and screaming quebec'r cuss words.

I knew I had to act fast because they planed to take me to pakistan and have me tortured for my film secrets. Like I have on how to make black men look like they actually know how to fuck.

So I stopped suddenly and looked up into the sky and in my best impersonation of Tatoo I yelled out.

THE PLANE!!! THE PLANE!!! THE PLANE!!!

The two FBI agents dropped me like a sack of potatoes and ran for cover. In seconds I heard artillary fire comming from the American embassy as they shot down anything that moves in the skys. (Oh the massacre of those poor french pigions.)

So why am I telling all of you this....
Because the world must know the truth.

That no matter how strong or tough america is.

There is always some short french bitch from quebec that can embarass the entire american nation.

Or maybe I am just a bitch with too much spare time today.
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Old 05-13-2005, 03:45 AM   #2
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Old 05-13-2005, 03:47 AM   #4
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Old 05-13-2005, 03:48 AM   #6
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Old 05-13-2005, 03:48 AM   #7
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Old 05-13-2005, 03:49 AM   #8
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Old 05-13-2005, 03:52 AM   #9
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Or maybe I am just a bitch with too much spare time today.
Bingo.

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Old 05-13-2005, 03:56 AM   #10
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Yea yea yea.

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Old 05-13-2005, 03:57 AM   #11
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Old 05-13-2005, 04:01 AM   #13
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Old 05-13-2005, 04:02 AM   #15
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you're not worth a minute of my time, you fuckwaddling shitsplat.
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Old 05-13-2005, 04:22 AM   #19
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Old 05-13-2005, 04:30 AM   #20
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Some people should just be taken out back and shot, boy i wish we could still do that America would be such as Happier Place
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Old 05-13-2005, 04:32 AM   #21
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Old 05-13-2005, 05:05 AM   #23
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Old 05-13-2005, 05:14 AM   #24
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Yummmy I smell good old fashion southern fried.......CHICKEN!!

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Some people should just be taken out back and shot, boy i wish we could still do that America would be such as Happier Place
Now you see....
I was under the impression that america DID DO that.
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Old 05-13-2005, 05:18 AM   #27
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Old 05-13-2005, 06:18 AM   #30
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There have been alot worse but it's up there.
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Old 05-13-2005, 06:47 AM   #33
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no not the stupidest....we have all read worse.

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heheh nice way to start my GFY return.. haven't been on since before webaccess began last thursday

got me to laff.. good way to start
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heheh nice way to start my GFY return.. haven't been on since before webaccess began last thursday

got me to laff.. good way to start
And I do it all for my adoring fans on GFY.

Mwah Mwah Mwah
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whats the point of flying all the way to france just to watch you surrender?

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Old 05-13-2005, 10:34 AM   #50
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whats the point of flying all the way to france just to watch you surrender?

Ahhh but you see honey,

I am living in france but I come from that nation that is just above you. In addition to that I grew up hunting moose and bear and I can handle a 10 guage shotgun and shoot moving targets at a distance.

I will not argue that « le vrai français » are a very fearful nation. But I am quebecoise from rural quebec and I will fuck anyone with a hockey stick that gets in my face.
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