How many people with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 05-12-2005, 08:40 PM

I'm going to go ride my bike....

BIGTYMER · 05-12-2005, 08:43 PM

? 123456

GiantGnome · 05-12-2005, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

I'm going to go ride my bike....

didnt you tell that joke last year?

seeric · 05-12-2005, 08:45 PM

if its me, jsut one, but it would take me all day to actually get it done.

LittleMack · 05-12-2005, 08:46 PM

LOL, pretty funny.

Furious_Female · 05-12-2005, 08:56 PM

reynold · 05-12-2005, 08:57 PM

i think it is five.

Snake Doctor · 05-12-2005, 09:09 PM

Dude you're a fucking............anyone wanna play poker??

Screaming · 05-12-2005, 09:10 PM

wanna watch a movie

budz · 05-12-2005, 09:50 PM

watch a movie, good idea i'll bb

RRRED · 05-12-2005, 09:58 PM

Two ADDers were sitting at the table of the local diner. . .

their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.

"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way: 'Take a clean dish...'"

psyko514 · 05-12-2005, 10:00 PM

Hahaha... it's funny cause hey look at that.

gecko · 05-12-2005, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

i think it is five.

Care to explain?

RRRED · 05-12-2005, 10:11 PM

oh wait here hahaha.. the rest of your joke..

How many ADDers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it took several light bulbs and several months to get it done because the ADDer.....

*

Paid for the lightbulb then left it in the shop on the counter.
*

Dropped another light bulb out of a hole in his/her shopping
bag didn't notice and ran over it with a truck.
*

Bought the wrong sort of lightbulb because s/he couldn't be bothered
checking which sort of light bulb was needed cause that's boring.
*

Left the light bulb under a pile of clothes for several
weeks before s/he got around to trying to put it up.
*

Couldn't remember who s/he gave the ladder
too so decided they had to go buy another.
*

Took the old light bulb down put it on the floor next to the
new light bulb got distracted by an idea in his/her head.
*

Ran to get notebook to write idea down idea forgot about light bulb for
an hour as other thoughts came to mind, remembered lightbulb couldn't
figure out which was the old light bulb and which was the new light bulb
o

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRG
Who invented such an inhuman thing as a light bulb?!

abyss_al · 05-12-2005, 10:11 PM

Dagwolf · 05-12-2005, 10:13 PM

It takes one to hold the lightbulb, and where did I put my lighter?

05-12-2005, 08:40 PM	#1
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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	if its me, jsut one, but it would take me all day to actually get it done.

05-12-2005, 08:57 PM	#7
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	i think it is five.

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05-12-2005, 09:58 PM	#11
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Two ADDers were sitting at the table of the local diner. . . their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way: 'Take a clean dish...'"

05-12-2005, 10:00 PM	#12
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05-12-2005, 10:11 PM	#14
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	oh wait here hahaha.. the rest of your joke.. How many ADDers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it took several light bulbs and several months to get it done because the ADDer..... * Paid for the lightbulb then left it in the shop on the counter. * Dropped another light bulb out of a hole in his/her shopping bag didn't notice and ran over it with a truck. * Bought the wrong sort of lightbulb because s/he couldn't be bothered checking which sort of light bulb was needed cause that's boring. * Left the light bulb under a pile of clothes for several weeks before s/he got around to trying to put it up. * Couldn't remember who s/he gave the ladder too so decided they had to go buy another. * Took the old light bulb down put it on the floor next to the new light bulb got distracted by an idea in his/her head. * Ran to get notebook to write idea down idea forgot about light bulb for an hour as other thoughts came to mind, remembered lightbulb couldn't figure out which was the old light bulb and which was the new light bulb o AARRRRRRRRRRRRRG Who invented such an inhuman thing as a light bulb?!

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05-12-2005, 10:13 PM	#16
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