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Old 05-11-2005, 12:47 PM   #1
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NEVER fall asleep reading gfy

Last night i fell asleep while viewing gfy, and i had the strangest dream..

I had to actually check when i woke up to make sure it was a dream..

In my dream i woke up and logged onto gfy and was looking through the threads when i noticed one named " BREAKING NEWS urgent announcement" So i clicked the thread and inside was just a troll post about a new webmaster program , but they had HUGE 900 pixel wide sigs , and they were all yellow , somehow they had manipulated the background color to be yellow also , then underneath the original post was about 5 other sigwhores for the same company , and everything was yellow , yellow text , yellow banner , yellow background..

hmmm i wonder if it means anything
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:48 PM   #2
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it means you need to get the fuck outside or obviously GET LAID.
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Old 05-11-2005, 12:48 PM   #3
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i had a daydream that mcdonalds skinned GFY once. it was silver and yellow, it actually looked quite good
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:06 PM   #4
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i had a daydream that mcdonalds skinned GFY once. it was silver and yellow, it actually looked quite good
that's a brilliant crossover marketing plan
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:10 PM   #5
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it means you need to get the fuck outside or obviously GET LAID.

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Old 05-11-2005, 01:12 PM   #6
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that's a brilliant crossover marketing plan
Get Pizza Hut to do it. They deliver!
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:12 PM   #7
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crazy dream
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:13 PM   #8
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It means you need to promote StiffyCash and put us in your sig...
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:19 PM   #9
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it means you need to get the fuck outside or obviously GET LAID.

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Old 05-11-2005, 01:20 PM   #10
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Orville Redenbacher would make a great theme/sponsor, and the colors they use should be yellow.....lol
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:24 PM   #11
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i had a daydream that mcdonalds skinned GFY once. it was silver and yellow, it actually looked quite good
now that'd SELL!
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:36 PM   #12
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lol... nice thread!
Now go get some fresh air Smokey!
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:50 PM   #13
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did you fall asleep in a chair? or do you have a lap top in bed?....I can not fall asleep anywhere but my bed or occasionally the sofa.
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Old 05-11-2005, 02:57 PM   #14
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did you fall asleep in a chair? or do you have a lap top in bed?....I can not fall asleep anywhere but my bed or occasionally the sofa.
i seldom get a nap while working, GFY keeps me busy...

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Old 05-11-2005, 04:05 PM   #15
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i had a daydream that mcdonalds skinned GFY once. it was silver and yellow, it actually looked quite good
hahaha
that's some funny shit
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:07 PM   #16
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:08 PM   #17
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it means you need to get the fuck outside or obviously GET LAID.

Well actually i got laid right before falling asleep * but of course i have my laptop next to the bed

But your right i should get out more often.. Thats why i just spent 4 hours mowing my lawn. ( and i'm only half done. )

Everytime i hire somone to do it , they fuck something up.
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:10 PM   #18
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did you fall asleep in a chair? or do you have a lap top in bed?....I can not fall asleep anywhere but my bed or occasionally the sofa.

Bed. Laptop on the nightstand, but my face when i woke up was directly staring at gfy
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:13 PM   #19
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That is enough to scare anyone.

As for the lawn, I used to mow the back 5 and it took me about 8 hours. Took 2 to do the area around the house.

Smokey, I have some questions for you. can I get an ICQ for you?
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:52 PM   #21
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Old 05-11-2005, 05:55 PM   #22
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Old 05-11-2005, 05:58 PM   #23
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Similar to Dating golds huge sig perhaps?
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Old 05-11-2005, 06:40 PM   #24
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:17 PM   #25
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:18 PM   #26
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heh yeah never fall asleep reading gfy you had it right
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:21 PM   #27
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Old 05-11-2005, 07:26 PM   #28
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Gofuckyourself, I'm loving it
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:19 PM   #29
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:26 PM   #30
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