It's official, I'm black now

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  • Theo
    HAL 9000
    • May 2001
    • 34515

    #1

    It's official, I'm black now

    no shit.....

    A have a friend who all of sudden got her skin black like doing sun tanning for weeks. I asked her how the fuck she did that and told me to buy some nivea product, it gives nice color fast and works as sun protection cream.

    Well guess what? I got that and used it for just 3 times, although I didnt notice that big difference in skin my palms are BLACK like #000000 !!
    I urgently called and she told me i had to wash my hands everytime after using them cream and that possible i had too much in my hands. This product is supposed to go away with washing but it doesnt. I keep washing my hands with no difference.

    im gonna try alcohol for cleaning now
  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67798

    #2
    Sup nigga ??


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    • MandyBlake
      The one and only!
      • Nov 2002
      • 17761

      #3
      don't tan. you'll die.
      have you tried using a really abrasive soap?
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      • Holly
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jun 2003
        • 10017

        #4
        Rule #1 of sunless tanners- moisturize your palms, knees, and elbows really good and immediately wash hands, lol.

        It's better if you put it on with gloves, actually.
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        • Doc911
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 3695

          #5
          what up my nigga


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          • Theo
            HAL 9000
            • May 2001
            • 34515

            #6
            NIVEA fucking scammers

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            • robbyd
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 169

              #7
              like they say once you go black u can never go back
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              • Nylz
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 8285

                #8
                Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                my palms are BLACK like #000000 !!
                ahhahahaha
                No sig.

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                • Redrob
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 4791

                  #9
                  Hmmmmmm......warning label on bottle??

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                  • Theo
                    HAL 9000
                    • May 2001
                    • 34515

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Redrob
                    Hmmmmmm......warning label on bottle??

                    not at all,im gonna call the CS in the morning

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                    • mrthumbs
                      salad tossing sig guy
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 11702

                      #11
                      thuglife baby!!!

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                      • DWB
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 31779

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                        ...my palms are BLACK like #000000 !!


                        That's the one way to make all of us here understand just how black it is.

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                        • BigRod
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 3685

                          #13
                          #000000 now thats BLACK
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                          • loverboy
                            When it rains, it pours
                            • May 2003
                            • 20609

                            #14
                            welcome to the Wutang Clan

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                            • Gabriel
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 4789

                              #15
                              This thread is worthless without pics.
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                              • STD
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2005
                                • 524

                                #16
                                You can't see me! LOL

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                                • Screaming
                                  I can change this!!!!!
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 18972

                                  #17
                                  not good for the skin

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                                  • Antonio
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 14136

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Holly
                                    Rule #1 of sunless tanners- moisturize your palms, knees, and elbows really good and immediately wash hands, lol.

                                    It's better if you put it on with gloves, actually.
                                    Rule #2
                                    After applying the self-tanning lotion NEVER swim in your swimming pool, chloride products are used to keep the water clean, and after taking a swim you're going to look like a spotted hyena.

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                                    • rezdesign
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 1502

                                      #19
                                      this is why they have those new spray on "mist" self tanners now.
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                                      • Homer
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 6780

                                        #20
                                        hehe thats funny

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