Varadox is hiring!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Tam · 01-19-2002, 07:20 PM

We are looking to hire someone with experience to put our weekly newsletters for DialerHeaven and Vector Force Hosting. This is a part time job so no need to quit your day job. Qualifications?

1)MUST have good writing skills
2)MUST know how to write html emails
3)MUST have knowledge of the Industry
4)Must have a PC
5)Must have experience in writing newletters
6)Must enjoy being beaten often
7)Must be a team player
8)Must be over 18
9)Must be willing to be Tam's Bitch
10)Must be able to follow directions

If you have at least 5 of these skills then send me a resume and a few words on why you deserve this job to [email protected] with "Varadox Job" in the subject field!!

ONLY serious inquiries, if you apply and aren't serious, Rude Bitch will visit you while you are sleeping!! LMAO

Tam

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Bake · 01-19-2002, 07:23 PM

HMMmm Im only quailifed for #9

Tam · 01-19-2002, 07:26 PM

Well Bake honey, you will always be my bitch, and I mean that in the most loving way. You already have that job.

Tam

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PeepNTom · 01-19-2002, 09:50 PM

wondering why someone didnt tell me

MAFIA · 01-19-2002, 10:06 PM

Only 6 applies to me.. Who will be doing the beating??

Tam · 01-19-2002, 10:11 PM

I do ALL the beatings....... and trust me, I have had plenty of practice. LOL

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MAFIA · 01-19-2002, 10:13 PM

Fred loves to get his face bashed in..

bookmarc · 01-19-2002, 10:25 PM

u got mail !!

Regards,

Marc.

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Rice_Master · 01-20-2002, 12:09 AM

I have all those skills except for number 4. I don't have a PC.

Tam · 01-20-2002, 12:10 AM

Rice, then you are pretty well screwed then........ or can you go borrow a neighbors pc sometimes? Break in if ya have to. LMAO

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YoYoBean · 01-20-2002, 03:42 AM

Was I fired or something??? did I do something wrong!?!!?! I can change!!! I suck good pussy!!!

Come on Tam...do ya like it on the clit or nice and inside...mrrrrrrrrrrrowwwllllll! Come on...a girl has got to earn her way up the ladder....your my key to the next level babe!!!! no more gallery reviewing for meeeeeeeee!

LMAO!

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railz · 01-20-2002, 02:02 PM

Tam you have mail!

Due · 01-20-2002, 02:10 PM

The beating up part. is that a private session or am I allowed to send it live on the web also? And is it daily or only weekly after / before I send out E-mails?

If I don't get the job can I subscribe to a weekly beating session anyway?

Theo · 01-20-2002, 02:53 PM

i dont have any experience with newsletters, but you can see my talent by reading:

Every time that I look in the mirror,
All these lines on my face getting clearer.
The past is gone,
It went by like dusk to dawn.
Isn't that the way?
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay.

I know nobody knows,
Where it comes and where it goes.
I know it's everybody's sin,
You got to lose to know how to win.

Half my life's in books' written pages,
Live and learn from fools and from sages.
You know it's true,
All the things come back to you.

Sing with me, sing for the years,
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tears.
Sing with me, if it's just for today,
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away.

Sing with me, sing for my year,
Sing for my laughter and sing for my tear.
Sing with me, if it's just for today,
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away.

Dream on, dream on, dream on,
Dream yourself a dream come true.
Dream on, dream on, dream on,
Dream until your dream comes true.
Dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on,
Dream on, dream on, dream on, yeah.

Sing with me, sing for my year,
Sing for my laughter and sing for my tear.
Sing with me, if it's just for today,
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away.

Sing with me, sing for my year,
Sing for my laughter and sing for my tear.
Sing with me, if it's just for today,
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away.

Tam · 01-20-2002, 03:01 PM

railz, got your mail and responded......... LOL

Due, of course I will beat you, I love beating people, it's a fetish I have..... rotfl

YoYo........ you are SOOO fired, give it up, damn woman, no doesn't always mean yes!!!!!

rotfl

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railz · 01-20-2002, 03:01 PM

(AOL Voice)

You have mail!

(/AOL Voice)

Tam · 01-20-2002, 03:02 PM

Soul..... I think it's time for your medication, hon.

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spacedog · 01-20-2002, 04:46 PM

SpaceDog is available...

1)MUST have good writing skills
I do..

2)MUST know how to write html emails
Pretty much the same as html websites

3)MUST have knowledge of the Industry
Yes

4)Must have a PC
Obviously I do..

5)Must have experience in writing newletters
Not yet..But I learn fast

6)Must enjoy being beaten often
maybe

7)Must be a team player
I am

8)Must be over 18
33

9)Must be willing to be Tam's Bitch
ok..

10)Must be able to follow directions
Yes Ma'am..

[email protected] http://69khz.tsx.to/

railz · 01-20-2002, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
10)Must be able to follow directions
Yes Ma'am..

Can't help myself! Gotta say it

Which bit of "email me" did you miss there, buddy?

Dice · 01-20-2002, 05:13 PM

LOL, good one railz

spacedog · 01-20-2002, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz:
Can't help myself! Gotta say it Which bit of "email me" did you miss there, buddy?

What makes you think I didn't email??

railz · 01-20-2002, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spacedog:
What makes you think I didn't email??

Then why post it as well?

Just janking yah chain

All good natured, I promise

Tam · 01-20-2002, 07:20 PM

rotfl...... you guys are horrible. I have never had so many people ASK for a beating before.

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01-19-2002, 07:20 PM	#1
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Varadox is hiring!!! We are looking to hire someone with experience to put our weekly newsletters for DialerHeaven and Vector Force Hosting. This is a part time job so no need to quit your day job. Qualifications? 1)MUST have good writing skills 2)MUST know how to write html emails 3)MUST have knowledge of the Industry 4)Must have a PC 5)Must have experience in writing newletters 6)Must enjoy being beaten often 7)Must be a team player 8)Must be over 18 9)Must be willing to be Tam's Bitch 10)Must be able to follow directions If you have at least 5 of these skills then send me a resume and a few words on why you deserve this job to [email protected] with "Varadox Job" in the subject field!! ONLY serious inquiries, if you apply and aren't serious, Rude Bitch will visit you while you are sleeping!! LMAO Tam ------------------ Hosting and Dialers! TeenLucky.Com offers webmasters 50%

01-19-2002, 07:23 PM	#2
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,269	HMMmm Im only quailifed for #9

01-19-2002, 07:26 PM	#3
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Well Bake honey, you will always be my bitch, and I mean that in the most loving way. You already have that job. Tam ------------------ Hosting and Dialers! TeenLucky.Com offers webmasters 50%

01-19-2002, 09:50 PM	#4
PeepNTom Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: yer freakin window Posts: 275	wondering why someone didnt tell me

01-19-2002, 10:06 PM	#5
MAFIA Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 57	Only 6 applies to me.. Who will be doing the beating??

01-19-2002, 10:11 PM	#6
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	I do ALL the beatings....... and trust me, I have had plenty of practice. LOL ------------------ Hosting and Dialers! TeenLucky.Com offers webmasters 50%

01-19-2002, 10:13 PM	#7
MAFIA Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 57	Fred loves to get his face bashed in..

01-19-2002, 10:25 PM	#8
bookmarc Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Kolkata, WB, India Posts: 40	u got mail !! Regards, Marc. ------------------ We Build Programs & Relationships!!

01-20-2002, 12:09 AM	#9
Rice_Master Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,582	I have all those skills except for number 4. I don't have a PC.

01-20-2002, 12:10 AM	#10
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Rice, then you are pretty well screwed then........ or can you go borrow a neighbors pc sometimes? Break in if ya have to. LMAO ------------------ Hosting and Dialers! TeenLucky.Com offers webmasters 50%

01-20-2002, 03:42 AM	#11
YoYoBean Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Back Shed Where Kermit, Elmo and Big Bird Get Stoned! Posts: 429	Was I fired or something??? did I do something wrong!?!!?! I can change!!! I suck good pussy!!! Come on Tam...do ya like it on the clit or nice and inside...mrrrrrrrrrrrowwwllllll! Come on...a girl has got to earn her way up the ladder....your my key to the next level babe!!!! no more gallery reviewing for meeeeeeeee! LMAO! [This message has been edited by YoYoBean (edited 01-20-2002).]

01-20-2002, 02:02 PM	#12
railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	Tam you have mail!

01-20-2002, 02:10 PM	#13
Due Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Murrieta, CA Posts: 3,620	The beating up part. is that a private session or am I allowed to send it live on the web also? And is it daily or only weekly after / before I send out E-mails? If I don't get the job can I subscribe to a weekly beating session anyway?

01-20-2002, 02:53 PM	#14
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i dont have any experience with newsletters, but you can see my talent by reading: Every time that I look in the mirror, All these lines on my face getting clearer. The past is gone, It went by like dusk to dawn. Isn't that the way? Everybody's got their dues in life to pay. I know nobody knows, Where it comes and where it goes. I know it's everybody's sin, You got to lose to know how to win. Half my life's in books' written pages, Live and learn from fools and from sages. You know it's true, All the things come back to you. Sing with me, sing for the years, Sing for the laughter and sing for the tears. Sing with me, if it's just for today, Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away. Sing with me, sing for my year, Sing for my laughter and sing for my tear. Sing with me, if it's just for today, Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away. Dream on, dream on, dream on, Dream yourself a dream come true. Dream on, dream on, dream on, Dream until your dream comes true. Dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, Dream on, dream on, dream on, yeah. Sing with me, sing for my year, Sing for my laughter and sing for my tear. Sing with me, if it's just for today, Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away. Sing with me, sing for my year, Sing for my laughter and sing for my tear. Sing with me, if it's just for today, Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away.

01-20-2002, 03:01 PM	#15
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	railz, got your mail and responded......... LOL Due, of course I will beat you, I love beating people, it's a fetish I have..... rotfl YoYo........ you are SOOO fired, give it up, damn woman, no doesn't always mean yes!!!!! rotfl ------------------ Hosting and Dialers! TeenLucky.Com offers webmasters 50%

01-20-2002, 03:02 PM	#17
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Soul..... I think it's time for your medication, hon. ------------------ Hosting and Dialers! TeenLucky.Com offers webmasters 50%

01-20-2002, 04:46 PM	#18
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	SpaceDog is available... 1)MUST have good writing skills I do.. 2)MUST know how to write html emails Pretty much the same as html websites 3)MUST have knowledge of the Industry Yes 4)Must have a PC Obviously I do.. 5)Must have experience in writing newletters Not yet..But I learn fast 6)Must enjoy being beaten often maybe 7)Must be a team player I am 8)Must be over 18 33 9)Must be willing to be Tam's Bitch ok.. 10)Must be able to follow directions Yes Ma'am.. [email protected] http://69khz.tsx.to/

01-20-2002, 05:13 PM	#20
Dice Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Winnipeg, Mb, Ca Posts: 19	LOL, good one railz

01-20-2002, 07:20 PM	#23
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	rotfl...... you guys are horrible. I have never had so many people ASK for a beating before. ------------------ Hosting and Dialers! TeenLucky.Com offers webmasters 50%