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  • Evil Jawa
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 444

    #1

    I own a 500 room mansion.

    You live in tents.
  • Evil Jawa
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 444

    #2
    I = land my Leer Jet on a front lawn.

    You = can not afford.


    DEAL.

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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18642

      #3
      alright mike....
      I like turtles.

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      • Trax
        [----------------------]
        • Aug 2001
        • 14486

        #4
        you = wannabe loser

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        • StuartD
          Sofa King Band
          • Jul 2002
          • 29903

          #5
          the only thing you own is yourself, in every thread you make. The only thing you have of value is the 3 seconds that you take from all of our lives just by existing.
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          This is me on twitter

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          • gangbangjoe
            Ronin
            • May 2004
            • 17693

            #6
            ewil jawa = shut the fuck up

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            • Corleone
              C.R.E.A.M
              • Apr 2003
              • 15262

              #7
              i drive a rolls royce pickup truck.

              i got the penthouse with the helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter. donald trump delivers my newspaper in the morning and i dont even tip him."

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              • escorpio
                King of Canada
                • Oct 2002
                • 23487

                #8
                Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                the only thing you own is yourself, in every thread you make.
                Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  yawn yawn

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                  • alexg
                    IL4L.com
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 11287

                    #10
                    idiot...

                    Find fuck buddies in your area!

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                    • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                      MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 16502

                      #11
                      so i was fucking this guy in the ass lastnight, and i figured id be nice and give him a reach around when he tried to kiss me, i jumped back and said "dude, are you gay?"

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                      • AdultMovies.bz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 1036

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Evil Jawa
                        I = land my Leer Jet on a front lawn.
                        Why, can't afford a runway?
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                        • volante
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 2940

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Evil Jawa
                          You live in tents.
                          A tent? We used to DREAM of living in a tent! Would have been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us.

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                          • volante
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 2940

                            #14
                            Originally posted by volante
                            A tent? We used to DREAM of living in a tent! Would have been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us.
                            You were lucky! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.

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                            • volante
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 2940

                              #15
                              Originally posted by volante
                              You were lucky! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.
                              Cardboard box?

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                              • volante
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 2940

                                #16
                                Originally posted by volante
                                Cardboard box?
                                Aye, a cardboard box.

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                                • volante
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 2940

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by volante
                                  Aye, a cardboard box.
                                  You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

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                                  • volante
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 2940

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by volante
                                    You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
                                    Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

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                                    • volante
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 2940

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by volante
                                      Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
                                      Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

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                                      • volante
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 2940

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by volante
                                        Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
                                        Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

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                                        • volante
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 2940

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by volante
                                          Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
                                          But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya

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                                          • Evil Jawa
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2001
                                            • 444

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Trax
                                            you = wannabe loser
                                            GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM, SON.


                                            EVIL-J,
                                            GOT YOUR MOM HIGH, THEN FUCKED HER.

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                                            • Evil Jawa
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 444

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                                              the only thing you own is yourself, in every thread you make. The only thing you have of value is the 3 seconds that you take from all of our lives just by existing.
                                              Still whoring for NichePay, loser ?

                                              I'll give you $10 bucks to put "Evil-J owns my ass" in your sig.


                                              EVIL-J,
                                              RETIRED AND SIPPING BOURBON.

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