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that's fucking hilarious

hahaha wtf? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thats some kinky shit

Mothers Day should be interesting tomorrow. :(

ROFL

this is the best thread of the year

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Originally Posted by Hornydog4cooter

I wake up about 3:15 am and go outside to have a cig.I see my neighbor sittin on the porch cryin. So i ask him if he is ok. <wrong thing to do> He tells he he comes home from the club about 2 hours early. He said he walks by his mothers room and his girlfriend is layin naked up in th bed with his mother. So i ask him man u sure u just aint drunK? we walk around the side of the building and we look into the window. Sure enough his girl in all layed up in bed with his mom.

I wanted to laugh so frigin hard but i restrained. I gave the guy some money to get a cab to go over a friends house for the night. I know he wil be back tomorow asking for advice. Wtf do i tell this guy ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What you should have said to him was this.....

You know a lot of really good German porno starts just like this. Instead of crying you could see this as opportunity.

Then when he goes into the house... Grab you camera, put it on nightvision and film from the window.

He will either get laid or it turns into a springer show. Either way thats valuable footage.

Well seems they all have made up. They are all sitting on the back porch drinkings. So we will see what happens when the liquor starts kickin in....

Damn..that is funny..sad but funny :1orglaugh What do you do?..she is probably bi and curious

Damn dude I would be scarrred for LIFE if I was that kid. Brutal ... but hillarious!

Wow, demand from the girlfriend if she does not already some major swallow action or anal or you gang bang her and all of her girlfriend

Which would be worse, his mom or his dad? The world is full of all kinds of crazy shit.

Ask him if he loves his mom? He'll prolly say yes. Then tell him is mom isn't perfect so love her anyway.

Then say you got to choices, tell her and ask her what's up. That puts the ball in mom's court. Up to her to ake care of her 19 year old.

Or he could not say anything and just suck it in. Tell him there will always be another girl. Now if he's still fucked up, then he needs to see a social worker or shrink. Of course we all know fucked up those people are. So then he's fucked and will prolly turn in to a pill poppin homosexual. No offense aginst the gay mebers of GFY..

Well no new drama with this episode. The whole family just moved the rest of there stuff out today thank god...... :1orglaugh

This thread would have been much more exciting with PICS

hahahahaha! that's funny shit...but i feel sorry for the guy....still...OWNED!

hehehe would have sent him onhis way and then go back with a camera :thumbsup

hahaha dude thats distrurbing

tell him to cut bait and run as far the girl goes

The way I see it... nothing but the best for Mom!

Tell him to ask his girlfriend to bring his father the next time she visits your house.

at least it wasn't some other dude :error