What would you do in the face of imminent nuclear standoff?

**NickPapageorgio** · 05-06-2005, 03:26 PM

Buy stock in sporting goods stuff. Guns, ammunition companies. Companies like Cabela's who sell all kinds of hunters gear and camping shit. Then make like the Maiden song and "Run tooo tha hiiiiillllllssss"

**Rich** · 05-06-2005, 03:45 PM

That would be hilarious, to watch Americans get freaked about about the threat posed to them by North Korea. That would be almost as classic as watching them be afraid of Saddam Hussein.

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-06-2005, 03:52 PM

I think i read one-time that honduras is the furthest place away from any known nuclear targets..

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-06-2005, 03:53 PM

I would put all my money in beef jerky.

**jacked** · 05-06-2005, 03:53 PM

i would stick my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye

**BuggyG** · 05-06-2005, 03:59 PM

well if I rememebr correctly.. yhe old 60's films used to tell people to duck-and-cover

**Tala** · 05-06-2005, 04:02 PM

Hell, I can't get much more broke than I am, so I'd go up and do my best to shag the four people I REALLY want to shag...preferably all at once.

**Jace** · 05-06-2005, 04:14 PM

i would instantly go out and buy 1/4 ounce of pure heroin, drive to kentucky where all my families are and be with them...if something was launched, i would sit around with my family and go out with a bang junkie style

**pr0** · 05-06-2005, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Tala

Hell, I can't get much more broke than I am, so I'd go up and do my best to shag the four people I REALLY want to shag...preferably all at once.

shit join the club, i'm still paying medical bills from a year ago

but i've got a M-16 & a bad temper, so i'm sure i could find some supplies for us both..so if you need a pre-nuclear shag ::cough:: ; )

**EmporerEJ** · 05-06-2005, 04:16 PM

I wouldn't be the least bit worried.
There isn't a nation on this planet that can stand against the might of the United States if we are pissed off.
It wouldn't be a matter of what, it would simply be a matter of how soon we crushed them. I think it would be a very short war.

And Kin Jong whacko knows that.

**pr0** · 05-06-2005, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by EmporerEJ

I wouldn't be the least bit worried.
There isn't a nation on this planet that can stand against the might of the United States if we are pissed off.
It wouldn't be a matter of what, it would simply be a matter of how soon we crushed them. I think it would be a very short war.

And Kin Jong whacko knows that.

I wouldn't be so sure...the first one never really ended ya know. I've read some books & they have some pretty good war-time tactics.

And we can't nuke them, unless they launch first. And if they did, it would land in Soul no doubt.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 05-06-2005, 04:19 PM

Back to South Island NZ for me

**Babaganoosh** · 05-06-2005, 04:19 PM

There would never be a nuclear standoff. Not with the United States anyway. Everyone loves us and wouldn't ever want to harm us.

**Tala** · 05-06-2005, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by pr0

shit join the club, i'm still paying medical bills from a year ago

but i've got a M-16 & a bad temper, so i'm sure i could find some supplies for us both..so if you need a pre-nuclear shag ::cough:: ; )

Oooooo, contestant number one has signed on!!

Three left!

**BRISK** · 05-06-2005, 04:24 PM

I think nuclear standoffs aren't as likely as nuclear sneak attacks launched from some ship off the coast of the US.

**bringer** · 05-06-2005, 04:29 PM

whats wrong with duck and cover?

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/dac.html

**Turboface** · 05-06-2005, 04:30 PM

Preemptive strike!

**pornguy** · 05-06-2005, 04:34 PM

I know that I am in Tala's list. So I am set.

**Rorschach** · 05-06-2005, 04:37 PM

I'd go out and murder everyone I don't like, then I'd smoke lots of weed and masturbate until the end came.

**CDSmith** · 05-06-2005, 05:31 PM

Since no Canadian city is strategically worth nuking, I would invite some of you up to watch the fireworks with me.

**BlueDesignStudios** · 05-06-2005, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by pr0

I wouldn't be so sure...the first one never really ended ya know. I've read some books & they have some pretty good war-time tactics.

And we can't nuke them, unless they launch first. And if they did, it would land in Soul no doubt.

Yes it would be 'MAD' - so really a nuclear war would fuck every1 up...

**sumphatpimp** · 05-06-2005, 05:49 PM

the little midget korean is highly pissed off!
Paula Abdul is getting a lot more publicity than he is.

first county fires a nuke, all other counties will fire at them.
you lose.
game over.

**hydro** · 05-06-2005, 05:50 PM

I'd go party in cancun

**nico-t** · 05-06-2005, 06:05 PM

well, first i take a diiferent scenario since im not in the US.

lets say the US nukes Holland tomorrow cuz George choked on a pretzel and fell with his head against the nuke button.

I think i would drive to this hot ass bitch i know who lives about 5 mins away, break in to the house and uhmm.....

.....fuck her! Ha! You didnt see that one coming did ya ;)

**pr0** · 05-06-2005, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by nico-t

well, first i take a diiferent scenario since im not in the US.

lets say the US nukes Holland tomorrow cuz George choked on a pretzel and fell with his head against the nuke button.

I think i would drive to this hot ass bitch i know who lives about 5 mins away, break in to the house and uhmm.....

.....fuck her! Ha! You didnt see that one coming did ya ;)

I take it all back...i'd fly to amsterdam, get really high on bubble hash, then join our friend here in fucking his hot neighbor

**sandman!** · 05-06-2005, 06:22 PM

move to canada.

**Mike Okitch** · 05-06-2005, 06:50 PM

Do like Homer and take over Flanders' shelterini.

**nico-t** · 05-07-2005, 04:49 AM

Originally posted by pr0

I take it all back...i'd fly to amsterdam, get really high on bubble hash, then join our friend here in fucking his hot neighbor

finally youve come to your senses

**Manowar** · 05-07-2005, 04:50 AM

i would invest in GM for the hummer so all the security moms make me bling

**Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 05-07-2005, 04:56 AM

i would masturbate all overmyself and leap out a 3 story window, but hey, thats just me

**Chio The Pirate** · 05-07-2005, 05:01 AM

**kmanrox** · 05-07-2005, 05:15 AM

most public schools have fallout shelters in the basements... i dunno about the newer schools though... at least they did when i was in elementary school

What would you do in the face of imminent nuclear standoff?

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