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jollyperv · 01-18-2002, 12:39 PM

Get 500 different sponsors, make under $600 with each...then you don't get a 1099 from them. It's fucking BULLETPROOF. Actually, I doubt it would work.

[This message has been edited by jollyperv (edited 01-18-2002).]

rollin2 · 01-18-2002, 12:40 PM

somehow it will catch up with you in the long run.

why not incorporate a business, pay your taxes, and write alot of stuff off

jollyperv · 01-18-2002, 12:42 PM

The most painful thing I've every done is writing a check to the fucking united states treasury. Cleaned me out last year.

SleazyDream · 01-18-2002, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by jollyperv:
The most painful thing I've every done is writing a check to the fucking united states treasury. Cleaned me out last year.

I just forwarded this thread to the IRS, they will be tracing your login account #'s and they WILL find you.

PersonasNonGrata · 01-18-2002, 12:44 PM

offshore all your porn money and get a 2 hour a day job at starbucks to look legit.

rollin2 · 01-18-2002, 12:48 PM

why would you put yourself at legal risk like that?

incorporate a company offshore, but do your banking for the business in the united states, and pay your taxes.

that is the way to go.

jollyperv · 01-18-2002, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream:
I just forwarded this thread to the IRS, they will be tracing your login account #'s and they WILL find you.

I'm gonna fake my own death tommorrow, so don't bother

01-18-2002, 12:39 PM	#1
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	How to beat taxes... Get 500 different sponsors, make under $600 with each...then you don't get a 1099 from them. It's fucking BULLETPROOF. Actually, I doubt it would work. [This message has been edited by jollyperv (edited 01-18-2002).]

01-18-2002, 12:40 PM	#2
rollin2 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 542	somehow it will catch up with you in the long run. why not incorporate a business, pay your taxes, and write alot of stuff off

01-18-2002, 12:42 PM	#3
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	The most painful thing I've every done is writing a check to the fucking united states treasury. Cleaned me out last year.

01-18-2002, 12:44 PM	#5
PersonasNonGrata Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: CA Posts: 47	offshore all your porn money and get a 2 hour a day job at starbucks to look legit.

01-18-2002, 12:48 PM	#6
rollin2 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 542	why would you put yourself at legal risk like that? incorporate a company offshore, but do your banking for the business in the united states, and pay your taxes. that is the way to go.